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      02-10-2011, 12:30 AM   #859
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Alright... here's the old lady. I painted over her eyes so she won't get as pissed in case she finds out. LOL


JK man, she is very pretty from what I can tell
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      02-10-2011, 12:36 AM   #860
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Alright... here's the old lady. I painted over her eyes so she won't get as pissed in case she finds out. LOL
For posterity's sake...
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      02-10-2011, 12:41 AM   #861
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JK man, she is very pretty from what I can tell


That's one the best uses of animated GIF's ever
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      02-10-2011, 09:56 AM   #862
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ToothDoc you should have wifeed that for sure. Please give me a good reason why you let her go?
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      02-10-2011, 10:00 AM   #863
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ToothDoc you should have wifeed that for sure. Please give me a good reason why you let her go?
Thanks guys for the compliments! I never said I let her go - she's still my wife.
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      02-10-2011, 10:04 AM   #864
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Ok so I'll just stick with yoga sluts thanks though
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      02-10-2011, 11:47 AM   #865
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We all have different taste in women, i prefer the petite Asian girls that are respectful and loyal...

i'd love a hot blonde with huge tits but unfortunately that beauty fades over time and they dont go for Asian guys with uncircumsized dicks...

with that being say, this is someone i've been seeing lately, she's gorgeous in my eyes and she cooks and we have fun together...and she's a sick poker player, that's how we met...it's ironic that i used to date high school girls all the time, and her profession is a high school guidance counselor LOL



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      02-10-2011, 11:52 AM   #866
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We all have different taste in women, i prefer the petite Asian girls that are respectful and loyal...
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We all have different taste in women, i prefer the petite Asian girls that are respectful and loyal...

i'd love a hot blonde with huge tits but unfortunately that beauty fades over time and they dont go for Asian guys with uncircumsized dicks...

with that being say, this is someone i've been seeing lately, she's gorgeous in my eyes and she cooks and we have fun together...and she's a sick poker player, that's how we met...it's ironic that i used to date high school girls all the time, and her profession is a high school guidance counselor LOL



She's beautiful! And Toothdoctor, your wife looks amazing! Three kids? Wow!
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guys with uncircumsized dicks...
Yep... completely unnecessary information. But good luck with the hoodie.
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      02-10-2011, 12:00 PM   #869
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Yep... completely unnecessary information. But good luck with the hoodie.
YOOOO HOW DID I MISS THAT ROFL.


Terrible.
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YOOOO HOW DID I MISS THAT ROFL.


Terrible.


LOL i just messing around
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      02-10-2011, 12:26 PM   #871
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LOL i just messing around
I remember the last time you talked about uncircumcised penis' and smelly vaginas. I don't think I ever laughed so hard reading something on this board before.
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      02-10-2011, 12:34 PM   #872
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I remember the last time you talked about uncircumcised penis' and smelly vaginas. I don't think I ever laughed so hard reading something on this board before.

haha yeah man, anything to make the day go by faster...but that was a few years ago, i've grown older now...this one im seeing, i might put a ring on her...so we'll see, maybe my next post would be talking about smelly diapers and not smelly panties
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      02-10-2011, 12:57 PM   #873
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Spool, I'd let her massage my Peyton Manthing
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haha yeah man, anything to make the day go by faster...but that was a few years ago, i've grown older now...this one im seeing, i might put a ring on her...so we'll see, maybe my next post would be talking about smelly diapers and not smelly panties
How nice! Well I'm really happy for you, bro. A good woman is an awesome thing.
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      02-10-2011, 02:51 PM   #875
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      02-10-2011, 03:18 PM   #876
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LM1z...i love that body type, skinny with mosquito bites for tits and a nice perky ass...ur lucky
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      02-10-2011, 05:15 PM   #878
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You know, I actually don't want a super curvy girl anymore.. definitely not a black one.



For all of you who don't know, I am black, and don't like black girls. So when I say y'all my *****s, I mean it out of love. Carry on.
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LOL this is the internet, people shouldn't take stuff seriously...i play poker with a few black guys, and all they talk about is thick white bitches with a big booty...and they always made us stock up on watermelons...can you confirm this stereotype is true or not?
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LOL this is the internet, people shouldn't take stuff seriously...i play poker with a few black guys, and all they talk about is thick white bitches with a big booty...and they always made us stock up on watermelons...can you confirm this stereotype is true or not?
ROFL.

Well, I personally wouldn't mind a thick white girl. But I like the slim ones more now. I think.

And hopefully they are saying that to live up to the stereotype, but I don't think black people like watermelon as much as people say we do. Like, I feel weird telling someone I enjoy fried chicken once in a while, because I know of the stereotype. The same goes for watermelon. I mean, watermelons and fried chicken are good, but I think anyone would agree with me that they taste delicious.
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