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      02-10-2011, 12:05 AM   #859
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You guys got balls. I'd post a pic of my wife - but she's had 3 kids and we've been married 12 years. I don't think you guys could handle my old lady. But if you guys promise to at least be respectful, I might post a small picture from a beach trip last year...
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You guys got balls. I'd post a pic of my wife - but she's had 3 kids and we've been married 12 years. I don't think you guys could handle my old lady. But if you guys promise to at least be respectful, I might post a small picture from a beach trip last year...

we promise....
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      02-10-2011, 12:27 AM   #861
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Alright... here's the old lady. I painted over her eyes so she won't get as pissed in case she finds out. LOL
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Very nice Tooth Doc. And to keep it respectful, she does have very nice, white teeth and a great smile. How's that?!
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      02-10-2011, 12:30 AM   #863
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Alright... here's the old lady. I painted over her eyes so she won't get as pissed in case she finds out. LOL


JK man, she is very pretty from what I can tell
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Alright... here's the old lady. I painted over her eyes so she won't get as pissed in case she finds out. LOL
For posterity's sake...
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      02-10-2011, 12:41 AM   #865
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JK man, she is very pretty from what I can tell


That's one the best uses of animated GIF's ever
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ToothDoc you should have wifeed that for sure. Please give me a good reason why you let her go?
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      02-10-2011, 10:00 AM   #867
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ToothDoc you should have wifeed that for sure. Please give me a good reason why you let her go?
Thanks guys for the compliments! I never said I let her go - she's still my wife.
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      02-10-2011, 10:04 AM   #868
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Ok so I'll just stick with yoga sluts thanks though
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We all have different taste in women, i prefer the petite Asian girls that are respectful and loyal...

i'd love a hot blonde with huge tits but unfortunately that beauty fades over time and they dont go for Asian guys with uncircumsized dicks...

with that being say, this is someone i've been seeing lately, she's gorgeous in my eyes and she cooks and we have fun together...and she's a sick poker player, that's how we met...it's ironic that i used to date high school girls all the time, and her profession is a high school guidance counselor LOL



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      02-10-2011, 11:52 AM   #870
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We all have different taste in women, i prefer the petite Asian girls that are respectful and loyal...
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We all have different taste in women, i prefer the petite Asian girls that are respectful and loyal...

i'd love a hot blonde with huge tits but unfortunately that beauty fades over time and they dont go for Asian guys with uncircumsized dicks...

with that being say, this is someone i've been seeing lately, she's gorgeous in my eyes and she cooks and we have fun together...and she's a sick poker player, that's how we met...it's ironic that i used to date high school girls all the time, and her profession is a high school guidance counselor LOL



She's beautiful! And Toothdoctor, your wife looks amazing! Three kids? Wow!
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guys with uncircumsized dicks...
Yep... completely unnecessary information. But good luck with the hoodie.
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Yep... completely unnecessary information. But good luck with the hoodie.
YOOOO HOW DID I MISS THAT ROFL.


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YOOOO HOW DID I MISS THAT ROFL.


Terrible.


LOL i just messing around
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LOL i just messing around
I remember the last time you talked about uncircumcised penis' and smelly vaginas. I don't think I ever laughed so hard reading something on this board before.
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I remember the last time you talked about uncircumcised penis' and smelly vaginas. I don't think I ever laughed so hard reading something on this board before.

haha yeah man, anything to make the day go by faster...but that was a few years ago, i've grown older now...this one im seeing, i might put a ring on her...so we'll see, maybe my next post would be talking about smelly diapers and not smelly panties
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      02-10-2011, 12:57 PM   #877
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Spool, I'd let her massage my Peyton Manthing
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haha yeah man, anything to make the day go by faster...but that was a few years ago, i've grown older now...this one im seeing, i might put a ring on her...so we'll see, maybe my next post would be talking about smelly diapers and not smelly panties
How nice! Well I'm really happy for you, bro. A good woman is an awesome thing.
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