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      10-30-2008, 09:25 PM   #1
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how many drinks before

Mr. Johnson doesn't work anymore?
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      10-30-2008, 10:03 PM   #2
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a lot. i'd literally have to be stumbling and falling all over the place.
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      10-30-2008, 10:24 PM   #3
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Haven't found out...since I don't drink barely. I doubt anything could keep that sucker down with the right chick infront of me.
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      10-30-2008, 10:28 PM   #4
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alcohol poisoning
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a lot. i'd literally have to be stumbling and falling all over the place.
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      10-30-2008, 10:48 PM   #6
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i think ive had too many
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      10-30-2008, 11:08 PM   #7
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It gets even happier when I drink...
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      10-30-2008, 11:26 PM   #8
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It gets even happier when I drink...
YUp. thats usually the effect of booze on me. It actually makes me last longer too.
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      10-30-2008, 11:30 PM   #9
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YUp. thats usually the effect of booze on me. It actually makes me last longer too.
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      10-31-2008, 12:00 AM   #10
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LOL okay here we go...


Even with 20 drinks, i'll still get horny and pop boners...

But it's gonna take a lot of work to ejaculate, alcohol doesn't make it hard for you to get it up, it makes it hard for you to cum...
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      10-31-2008, 12:31 AM   #11
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Drink Gin. Good Gin, like saphire. Then you discover what torque really is - the force required to point Mr. Johnson toward the toilet bowl after drinking Gin all night.
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      10-31-2008, 12:32 AM   #12
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It gets even happier when I drink...
No, it just lowers your standards, so you think she's better looking, so then you're happier.
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      10-31-2008, 01:10 AM   #13
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LOL okay here we go...


Even with 20 drinks, i'll still get horny and pop boners...

But it's gonna take a lot of work to ejaculate, alcohol doesn't make it hard for you to get it up, it makes it hard for you to cum...
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      10-31-2008, 12:51 PM   #14
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rofl this thread is funny
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      10-31-2008, 01:01 PM   #15
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In the age of "Viagra" you guys must be joking with a thread like this

Mr. Pfizer must be turning in his grave
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lmao @ this thread......it would be 0 for me since I don't drink...
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      10-31-2008, 01:33 PM   #17
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Mr. Johnson doesn't work anymore?
What's your answer?

A lot for him not to work.

But for me to put in the effort of using him, probably 15 beers. I'll just want to go to sleep.
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      10-31-2008, 02:07 PM   #18
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lmao @ this thread......it would be 0 for me since I don't drink...
Ah, so you're saying you even though you don't drink Mr. Johnson doesn't work? Sorry man. They say 1 in 3 men have ED, well at least we know its you and not me.
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      10-31-2008, 02:31 PM   #19
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Ah, so you're saying you even though you don't drink Mr. Johnson doesn't work? Sorry man. They say 1 in 3 men have ED, well at least we know its you and not me.
I'm just saying Mr.Johnson isn't up and about for no reason if you catch my drift...
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I'm just saying Mr.Johnson isn't up and about for no reason if you catch my drift...
Ah I see..."Down boy, down!"
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      10-31-2008, 02:42 PM   #22
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like I said, the more I drink
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