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      10-16-2008, 09:07 PM   #89
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OP: You did not man up and took too long. Your Hot-Brazilian-Pussy-Access Card has just expired for that girl. You are now approved for the Friend-Zone Card. This card comes free with daily nagging, pointless questions, pointless texts, daily complaints, no hot brazilian poon, and the worst of all: her ugly friends that tries to hook up with you.

Next time grow a pair because girls that want cock doesnt wanna wait for days and will just go on to another cock. Usually within a couple days. In college it might be minutes.
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go forth my son and tap that hee-zee...
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      10-17-2008, 12:04 AM   #91
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Oh man, this is the best thread this week ! So entertaining lol. I've been in his situation before, but I just went for it and it all worked out. Girls love guys who aren't scared.
I can't wait to see how this goes. And more pics please.
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      10-17-2008, 12:47 AM   #92
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Doo. dont take her to the college party. Theres gonna be more guys there that are better looking than you and whos not scared to make a move on her. right now you're just a friend to her. just keep her to yourself for now until you got it locked down.
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      10-17-2008, 12:51 AM   #93
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cliff notes --------- pics or ban!
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      10-17-2008, 01:00 AM   #94
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OP: I feel jipped, we need a better pic than that thumbnail

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      10-17-2008, 01:02 AM   #95
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OP: You did not man up and took too long. Your Hot-Brazilian-Pussy-Access Card has just expired for that girl. You are now approved for the Friend-Zone Card. This card comes free with daily nagging, pointless questions, pointless texts, daily complaints, no hot brazilian poon, and the worst of all: her ugly friends that tries to hook up with you.

Next time grow a pair because girls that want cock doesnt wanna wait for days and will just go on to another cock. Usually within a couple days. In college it might be minutes.
lol i only knew the girl for 4weeks i don't think i took that long

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Doo. dont take her to the college party. Theres gonna be more guys there that are better looking than you and whos not scared to make a move on her. right now you're just a friend to her. just keep her to yourself for now until you got it locked down.
its just going to be me and a few friends nothing big
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      10-17-2008, 01:23 AM   #96
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what Androo000 said. women loves men with confidence
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      10-17-2008, 01:29 AM   #97
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either she's lonely, she wants u to hit it or you are stuck in the friend zone by waiting too long.
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      10-17-2008, 01:44 AM   #98
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i don't understand how 4 weeks is to long I was just getting to know her lol i don't think she wants to be just friends i mean i guess I'll see this Saturday
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      10-17-2008, 06:41 AM   #99
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chicks, confusing?!? No way! :d
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      10-17-2008, 11:56 AM   #100
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btw, how old are u?
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      10-17-2008, 11:59 AM   #101
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im 20 and shes 22 i forgot to mention that...i was always into girls that were older then me but i mean 2 years isn't a big deal..
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      10-17-2008, 12:18 PM   #102
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pls. take her out ...do her as you wish ....so we can close this thread
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      10-17-2008, 03:32 PM   #103
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pls. take her out ...do her as you wish ....so we can close this thread
haha hey theres some good advice in this thread for guys who are nervous to ask girls out
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      10-17-2008, 03:36 PM   #104
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Make sure you update the thread. Saturday night.... After you take her home... haha naw for reals though... Make sure you wrap it up. Those brazilian girls man you never know. Good luck bro.
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      10-17-2008, 09:29 PM   #105
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updates will be made......i hope i don't fuck things up lol
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      10-17-2008, 09:44 PM   #106
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get better pics man...and make sure you do the sniff test before u try anything...


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Sniff Test: (verb) place two fingers gently in a girl's vagine, and feel around. Pretend you have an itch in your nose and take a quick whiff. If the smell does not resemble the dead goldfish grandmother got you...dive right in.
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      10-18-2008, 03:22 AM   #107
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get better pics man...and make sure you do the sniff test before u try anything...


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Sniff Test: (verb) place two fingers gently in a girl's vagine, and feel around. Pretend you have an itch in your nose and take a quick whiff. If the smell does not resemble the dead goldfish grandmother got you...dive right in.
lmao excellent.

But bro, seriously, this is how you get poon: Step #1. Ask for her name and intro yourself (nobody likes rudeness) Step #2. You bang the living jesus out of her. Why would you wan to 'get to know her'? It not like she wants to hear about your failed childhood stories man. She wants meat pie and she wants it for breakfast lunch and dinner. The timer starts when you meet her. NOT after 4 weeks of texts, phone calls, and other unecessary bull. Jesus died and came back to life in less than 4 weeks for god sakes.
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      10-18-2008, 11:23 AM   #108
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Sniff Test: (verb) place two fingers gently in a girl's vagine, and feel around. Pretend you have an itch in your nose and take a quick whiff. If the smell does not resemble the dead goldfish grandmother got you...dive right in.

haha i can picture myself going for the move and her saying what do you think your doing, that would be so awkward lol


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lmao excellent.

But bro, seriously, this is how you get poon: Step #1. Ask for her name and intro yourself (nobody likes rudeness) Step #2. You bang the living jesus out of her. Why would you wan to 'get to know her'? It not like she wants to hear about your failed childhood stories man. She wants meat pie and she wants it for breakfast lunch and dinner. The timer starts when you meet her. NOT after 4 weeks of texts, phone calls, and other unecessary bull. Jesus died and came back to life in less than 4 weeks for god sakes.
what the.......
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      10-18-2008, 07:13 PM   #109
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You sound like the F.O.G. type. . .Friend Of Girls

. . .where you find yourself in the "friend-zone" more then you should. . .Break the cycle by telling her,"Look for the past few months we've been jiving and getting along, and I bet you can't go one dinner without talking about your EX, lets make a bet, for this friday over dinner @ Chilis" If it sounds corny, its because it is. . .girls love that stuff. . .make it happen
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      10-18-2008, 08:46 PM   #110
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things are going pretty good guys, had to get on my phone and update you guys haha
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