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      08-20-2008, 02:04 PM   #1
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Funny BMW Joke

Here is a very funny BMW joke. Enjoy
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      08-20-2008, 02:14 PM   #2
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Here is a very funny BMW joke. Enjoy
Yeah.. thats pretty much the reason I bought my first BMW.
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      08-20-2008, 02:55 PM   #3
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this joke is weierd!!!
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      08-20-2008, 05:51 PM   #4
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lol creative but, wtf?
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      08-20-2008, 07:29 PM   #5
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i'm already married but i'm sure that many of the single guys are buying thier BMWs for this very resaon
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      08-20-2008, 07:58 PM   #6
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Jokes contained within Word docs or Powerpoints start at -100.
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      08-20-2008, 08:02 PM   #7
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i dunno where he got the FUNNY part from in that joke seriously.
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      08-20-2008, 09:18 PM   #8
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What is the deal with the word doc?

Just post it here in the thread...
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      08-20-2008, 09:26 PM   #9
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I have heard that one before with Porsche instead of BMW. My retort to the joke: I don't need it; it's just a bonus.
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      08-20-2008, 11:21 PM   #10
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What is the deal with the word doc?

Just post it here in the thread...
yeah really
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      08-20-2008, 11:28 PM   #11
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Response - Now I know its an R8 - but the principal is the same for a BMW ?

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      08-20-2008, 11:52 PM   #12
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Response - Now I know its an R8 - but the principal is the same for a BMW ?

Now that's funny!

Here in Texas, guys tend to compensate for certain deficiencies with lifted trucks more than with performance cars. The bigger the truck, the littler the man.
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      08-21-2008, 03:14 AM   #13
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Response - Now I know its an R8 - but the principal is the same for a BMW ?

Nice
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      08-21-2008, 09:49 AM   #14
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its not even remotely funny until the last two lines
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      08-21-2008, 10:58 AM   #15
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its not even remotely funny until the last two lines
That's generally how jokes work...

But I agree, not that funny.
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      08-21-2008, 05:38 PM   #16
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unreal. i cant believe i had to get a .doc word file, open it to see a colorful page with pictures cus im an idiot and dont know what a horse, duck or rope look like, then i read it, kept reading it and got to the punchline which was equally as retarded as the lil red 3 series drawing they used.

Someone pull out the ban hammer. lol jk

by the way, i dunno about you guys, but i dont walk around with my dick hanging out nor can I drive my dick around. so...
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      08-22-2008, 01:27 PM   #17
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that was like homework. but thanks.
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By reading the comments, I have decided NOT to click on this word doc.
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      08-22-2008, 05:15 PM   #19
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By reading the comments, I have decided NOT to click on this word doc.
You know you posted this and looked anyway. It's like a car wreck. You can't help yourself.
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      08-22-2008, 05:40 PM   #21
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Why? Because you drive a BMW or because you have a wee willy winky? or both?

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