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      07-12-2008, 10:37 PM   #1
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Anyone here ever ran rude at a nude beach?

There's going to be a nude run at the local nude beach and I just thought it would be cool to run nude. I've never been nude at a beach because I'm not into tanning and beaches in Canada are pretty pathetic, except for a few. I just thought that performance wise, you'll run your fastest when you're nude. It would be very cool experience though!

Here's a pic of last years run.

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      07-12-2008, 10:48 PM   #2
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      07-12-2008, 10:49 PM   #3
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Hahahaha Isn't it cold?
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      07-12-2008, 10:55 PM   #4
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The run starts at noon and the temperature here is about 20 celsius or 68 fahrenheit so I don't think it'll be too bad. One of my coworkers want to do it and I think it'll be hilarious to see your own coworkers nude. Honestly, I'll do it if some of my coworkers are doing the run. I think it'll be an experience of a lifetime like parachuting out of a plane.
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      07-12-2008, 10:59 PM   #5
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Yeah! Have fun! With convincing it'd definitely be something I'd end up doing if I were in the area
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      07-12-2008, 11:10 PM   #6
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AH my eyes!! you should've put a warning - but again, I should've known better by looking at the title...
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      07-12-2008, 11:33 PM   #7
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Should add NSFW into this thread somewhere.

Anyways, I found that one guy in blue pretty funny. So lets see who can come up with the best caption for him... heres mine.

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      07-13-2008, 12:01 AM   #9
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that is disgusting, not to mention there are a buncha dudes
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      07-13-2008, 12:04 AM   #10
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doesn't your penis flap up and down hitting your balls without the clothes to keep it down? I've never ran naked but that would be my guess on what would happen.
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looks more like the male senior citizen nude run.
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Should add NSFW into this thread somewhere.

Anyways, I found that one guy in blue pretty funny. So lets see who can come up with the best caption for him... heres mine.

You actually analyzed the people in the pic... You've got too much time in your hands. Oh, who's gonna win?
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      07-13-2008, 12:17 AM   #13
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doesn't your penis flap up and down hitting your balls without the clothes to keep it down? I've never ran naked but that would be my guess on what would happen.
I assumed that what will happen too, but if it does happen it's a great way to increase blood flow and oxygen. Wearing tight fitting pants doesn't do good for the family jewels.
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      07-13-2008, 12:41 AM   #14
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wow that does not look like fun
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wow that does not look like fun
No doubt, however if it was me + 50 or so 18-22 year old chicks that would be a different story, but then we wouldn't be doing to much running .
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Bunch of dudes run nude? Gross, now if you find someone in the crowd with a boner, you've got a *** in the joint...
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Bunch of dudes run nude? Gross, now if you find someone in the crowd with a boner, you've got a *** in the joint...


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I swears it, it's just morning wood officer...
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      07-13-2008, 09:18 AM   #18
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lmao tell me your kidding
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      07-13-2008, 10:02 AM   #19
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Reminds me of the old annual New Years Eve nude snow roll.

If you're into getting naked in public, do it.

Whatever.
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So I guess you've given up your quest for women?
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So I guess you've given up your quest for women?
bwahahaha, the sad part is I actually came back to this thread to see if anyone shared my opinion...everyone is like "OH LOOK NAKED MEN ~WEEE"
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      07-13-2008, 01:16 PM   #22
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notice how all nudists are fucking ugly or old.
do you ever see a hot girl or a guy among them? nope....
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