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      07-06-2008, 01:03 PM   #23
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Let's say I became dictator of America tomorrow, with all the power to myself. Here's what I would do:

I would decriminalize pot (i would tax it like alcohol, there would be less drug dealers, less people would have criminal records for smoking a natural plant!)

I would ban guns. no exceptions! cops would have to use batons and pepper spray. they'd also get a huge pay raise! only people with guns would be the military.

I would have swift justice for people who admit to certain crimes or are found guilty by DNA/videotape/confession like child rapists, murderers, Michael Vick, etc. . . they would be thrown into a pit with another person on death row and forced to fight to the death. the winner of the duel gets to live a few more minutes before his/her public execution by guillotine.

I'd create an SAT test for people who want to have kids. If you fail the test, you can't have kids. If you don't have a job, don't have money; you can't have kids.

I would pardon Osama Bin Laden, make a truce with him to end his Jihad, and we would stop putting infidels on muslim land. I'd have my fingers crossed and hit him with a predator missile as soon as he peeked from his cave.

I would pull US forces out from Afghanistan and Iraq, let the locals have their civil wars and make a deal with the winner. It's the American way.

I would open the Mexican-US border to anyone who wanted to cross it. I would put scorpions, beartraps, lethal snakes, toxic waste, pressure sensitive IED's, land mines, and turn the border into a deathtrap. If you make it through, you're welcome to stay!

I would invest heavily on windpower and solar energy, be environmentally friendly, and aim to have an energy independent country before my death.
Dude, are you Canadian? I don't think you can go into American politics if you're a Canadian.
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Do you know how the reign of kings end?
many possibilities:

die of old age
exiled in switzerland with all the country's money
guillotine in a public square
assassination
etc. . . .

it's all good, no more dangerous than being in the mafia or hell's angels.



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Dude, are you Canadian? I don't think you can go into American politics if you're a Canadian.
it would be a hostile takeover. once Obama gets rid of the 2nd amendment, i will invade America with my 100 man army and take over Washington. bwahahahahaha
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