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      06-28-2008, 04:31 PM   #1
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I would make the best king/dictator

Let's say I became dictator of America tomorrow, with all the power to myself. Here's what I would do:

I would decriminalize pot (i would tax it like alcohol, there would be less drug dealers, less people would have criminal records for smoking a natural plant!)

I would ban guns. no exceptions! cops would have to use batons and pepper spray. they'd also get a huge pay raise! only people with guns would be the military.

I would have swift justice for people who admit to certain crimes or are found guilty by DNA/videotape/confession like child rapists, murderers, Michael Vick, etc. . . they would be thrown into a pit with another person on death row and forced to fight to the death. the winner of the duel gets to live a few more minutes before his/her public execution by guillotine.

I'd create an SAT test for people who want to have kids. If you fail the test, you can't have kids. If you don't have a job, don't have money; you can't have kids.

I would pardon Osama Bin Laden, make a truce with him to end his Jihad, and we would stop putting infidels on muslim land. I'd have my fingers crossed and hit him with a predator missile as soon as he peeked from his cave.

I would pull US forces out from Afghanistan and Iraq, let the locals have their civil wars and make a deal with the winner. It's the American way.

I would open the Mexican-US border to anyone who wanted to cross it. I would put scorpions, beartraps, lethal snakes, toxic waste, pressure sensitive IED's, land mines, and turn the border into a deathtrap. If you make it through, you're welcome to stay!

I would invest heavily on windpower and solar energy, be environmentally friendly, and aim to have an energy independent country before my death.
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sounds pretty good

banning guns wouldnt be smart tho because its like drugs. its banned everywhere (mostly) but its still easily accessible. if you ban guns, the people who rightfully should be using it for the right reason wouldnt be able to

the SAT for parenting is exactly what i have been thinking! kids are so dumb these days but if you looks at the parents you can see why. gets you to ask yourself "who let them..."
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sounds pretty good

banning guns wouldnt be smart tho because its like drugs. its banned everywhere (mostly) but its still easily accessible. if you ban guns, the people who rightfully should be using it for the right reason wouldnt be able to

the SAT for parenting is exactly what i have been thinking! kids are so dumb these days but if you looks at the parents you can see why. gets you to ask yourself "who let them..."
+1 on the gun part...

I have a better idea...ban ammo/bullets...

I got this from Chris Rock...if a pack of bullets costs more than a thousand bucks, then you know that guy who got shot, deserve to die...
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I just love it when people believe they can better determine how individuals should live their lives than the individuals themselves.

How many great people would we have been without in history because their parents would not have passed your test?
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I just love it when people believe they can better determine how individuals should live their lives than the individuals themselves.
How many great people would we have been without in history because their parents would not have passed your test?
Hmmm...WOW.
Isn't that what your idol did to 50 million people somewhere 8000 miles away from the USA. We call it "spreading the democracy..."
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No need to vote, once I organize my 100 man army, I will make a coup in Washington. bwahahaha.

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+1 on the gun part...

I have a better idea...ban ammo/bullets...

I got this from Chris Rock...if a pack of bullets costs more than a thousand bucks, then you know that guy who got shot, deserve to die...
Yes I saw his show. Very good idea.



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I just love it when people believe they can better determine how individuals should live their lives than the individuals themselves.

How many great people would we have been without in history because their parents would not have passed your test?
The way I see it, the pros outweigh the cons. Sure it would eliminate a few special people, but for the most part it would get rid of a lot of scumbags. I think society would be better off. Every child would have a SMART parent, would have a parent with MONEY, and a ROOF over their heads. They'd all be in SCHOOL.

You have to take exams to own a gun right? Are you saying because it's your RIGHT to own a gun, you don't think it' right to be tested on it?
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sounds pretty good

banning guns wouldnt be smart tho because its like drugs. its banned everywhere (mostly) but its still easily accessible. if you ban guns, the people who rightfully should be using it for the right reason wouldnt be able to
you're right, guns are a bitch of an issue to deal with.
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Let's say I became dictator of America tomorrow, with all the power to myself. Here's what I would do:

I would decriminalize pot (i would tax it like alcohol, there would be less drug dealers, less people would have criminal records for smoking a natural plant!)

I would ban guns. no exceptions! cops would have to use batons and pepper spray. they'd also get a huge pay raise! only people with guns would be the military.

I would have swift justice for people who admit to certain crimes or are found guilty by DNA/videotape/confession like child rapists, murderers, Michael Vick, etc. . . they would be thrown into a pit with another person on death row and forced to fight to the death. the winner of the duel gets to live a few more minutes before his/her public execution by guillotine.

I'd create an SAT test for people who want to have kids. If you fail the test, you can't have kids. If you don't have a job, don't have money; you can't have kids.

I would pardon Osama Bin Laden, make a truce with him to end his Jihad, and we would stop putting infidels on muslim land. I'd have my fingers crossed and hit him with a predator missile as soon as he peeked from his cave.

I would pull US forces out from Afghanistan and Iraq, let the locals have their civil wars and make a deal with the winner. It's the American way.

I would open the Mexican-US border to anyone who wanted to cross it. I would put scorpions, beartraps, lethal snakes, toxic waste, pressure sensitive IED's, land mines, and turn the border into a deathtrap. If you make it through, you're welcome to stay!

I would invest heavily on windpower and solar energy, be environmentally friendly, and aim to have an energy independent country before my death.
How would the demographics of your "plan" play out? What racial groups would (in large part) not be allowed to reproduce based on their test scores and employment qualification?

I had no intention of posting in this ludicrous thread, but I would like to see what you would say about blacks and hispanics by your "plan". I find such a "plan" to go beyond racist to be Nazi-istic. Are you a skinhead?

None of your crap is deserving of comment, but it was a good opportunity to call you a Nazi. Were you stoned when you wrote it?
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I'd create an SAT test for people who want to have kids. If you fail the test, you can't have kids. If you don't have a job, don't have money; you can't have kids.
Some of the best people I know come from poor families. They've been through tough times, they understand the value of things, they have really strong will. Those born with a silver spoon in their mouths, sometimes I think they're just wallpapers.

I think the ideal person in charge should be someone with nothing to lose. Not many people I know still hang onto their beliefs in the face of fame, fortune and authority.
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The way I see it, the pros outweigh the cons. Sure it would eliminate a few special people, but for the most part it would get rid of a lot of scumbags. I think society would be better off. Every child would have a SMART parent, would have a parent with MONEY, and a ROOF over their heads. They'd all be in SCHOOL.

You have to take exams to own a gun right? Are you saying because it's your RIGHT to own a gun, you don't think it' right to be tested on it?
You are quite the fascist aren't you? I seem to recall another man who believed he could create a master race. That one worked out well.

Yes, owning a firearm is a right, no need for a test.
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This is so dumb.

Banning guns is retarded.

Most of the rest follow suit.

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The way I see it, the pros outweigh the cons. Sure it would eliminate a few special people, but for the most part it would get rid of a lot of scumbags. I think society would be better off. Every child would have a SMART parent, would have a parent with MONEY, and a ROOF over their heads. They'd all be in SCHOOL.

You have to take exams to own a gun right? Are you saying because it's your RIGHT to own a gun, you don't think it' right to be tested on it?
That's called eugenics asshole. The second is called socialism.

But right after you are done ruining any chance of individuality or of prospering in the future youll probably be dead anyways so who cares.



Logic.... greater than 95% of the country...

And now the OP wants to use hitler tactics to run it...


If the government bans guns, then democracy fails, and we are mandated by the constitution to reinstate it. Then what? No god damn militia without guns.


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You are quite the fascist aren't you? I seem to recall another man who believed he could create a master race. That one worked out well.

Yes, owning a firearm is a right, no need for a test.
There is still hope for ganeil, he keeps touching the iceberg, but is still not getting out on it. Just a little further buddy, reality isnt too lost.
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Hmmm...WOW.
Isn't that what your idol did to 50 million people somewhere 8000 miles away from the USA. We call it "spreading the democracy..."
lol +1

I would also add a fat camp, if your over certain pre determined body fat index, you will be sent to fat camp, when you go under the max index, you will be released, and if you gain those weight back, you will be dragged off and labor in the fat camp forever, that way, we eliminate the fat genes from our DNA pool and no body would be fat and cry about its not their fault and they can't help it.
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This is so dumb.

Banning guns is retarded.

Most of the rest follow suit.



That's called eugenics asshole. The second is called socialism.

But right after you are done ruining any chance of individuality or of prospering in the future youll probably be dead anyways so who cares.



Logic.... greater than 95% of the country...

And now the OP wants to use hitler tactics to run it...


If the government bans guns, then democracy fails, and we are mandated by the constitution to reinstate it. Then what? No god damn militia without guns.




There is still hope for ganeil, he keeps touching the iceberg, but is still not getting out on it. Just a little further buddy, reality isnt too lost.
dude he is saying if he was the KING of America...like the kind with power to rule, not like the English or anything. If its a kingdom, why would there be democracy to begin with, no democracy to begin with, no democracy to fail. And why would the King of America follow an old constitution from a former era, he would make a new kingness constitution banning guns and instating fat camp...

man theres no hope for ganeil, I tried before and failed miserably, its a dead end tunnel with that guy.

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man theres no hope for ganeil, I tried before and failed miserably, its a dead end tunnel with that guy.
Yeah, I'm hopelessly wedded to such quaint notions as individual liberty, free markets, and respect for custom and traditions. There is no hope for me joining you and the other fascists.
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Yeah, I'm hopelessly wedded to such quaint notions as individual liberty, free markets, and respect for custom and traditions. There is no hope for me joining you and the other fascists.
If you don't agree with me and don't follow me -- I will call you the names and unpatriotic...

Wait -- that is one of the FASCIST definitions/ways to operate...

you just keep digging deeper...
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How would the demographics of your "plan" play out? What racial groups would (in large part) not be allowed to reproduce based on their test scores and employment qualification?

I had no intention of posting in this ludicrous thread, but I would like to see what you would say about blacks and hispanics by your "plan". I find such a "plan" to go beyond racist to be Nazi-istic. Are you a skinhead?

None of your crap is deserving of comment, but it was a good opportunity to call you a Nazi. Were you stoned when you wrote it?
there is no demographics. If you're poor and stupid, you don't get allowed to make babies. White, black, red, indian, chinese, indian, latin; rules apply to everyone. If you dont understand then YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST PERSON BANNED FROM HAVING KIDS!

I'm a mixture of white 75% and black 25% so your racism comment and pictures of Senator Byrd are stupid.



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Some of the best people I know come from poor families.
That's what I said, "SOME" great people would never be born. Too bad. There would be a lot less scumbags. It's a trade I'm willing to take.
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dude he is saying if he was the KING of America...like the kind with power to rule, not like the English or anything. If its a kingdom, why would there be democracy to begin with, no democracy to begin with, no democracy to fail. And why would the King of America follow an old constitution from a former era, he would make a new kingness constitution banning guns and instating fat camp...
+1, samwoo, you will be allowed to have kids.
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