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      06-20-2008, 10:37 AM   #23
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give her the nasty dragon blow a fat load in her mouth and with you cock still in the mouth slap her cheeks and watch it come out her nose

Disclaimer: babe I know I promised I would not share out bedroom secrets but this guys is need of some solid advice
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      06-20-2008, 10:38 AM   #24
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this thread is heading in the wrong direction, or the right direction for some of you sick twisted individuals
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give her the nasty dragon blow a fat load in her mouth and with you cock still in the mouth slap her cheeks and watch it come out her nose

Disclaimer: babe I know I promised I would not share out bedroom secrets but this guys is need of some solid advice
...the "Nasty Dragon"

Thanks!

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      06-20-2008, 01:32 PM   #26
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Yes, we love Tiffany bracelets and necklaces & Louis Vuitton Bags!!!!

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What can you buy for $500? Fucking gold diggers require more than that...
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i hear a hartge rep front lip is for under $500
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Never heard that, we've always called that Jelly Donut...
i thought it was called strawberry shortcake?
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i thought it was called strawberry shortcake?

hmmmm my friends and i grow up calling it jelly donut, the ultimate way to degrade women...punch them in the nose after a money shot


not sure, depends on what part of public school you grew up in i guess
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They all like pearl necklaces...and they're free all day long
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Get her a spa package

Or spa package for 2 - you and her (or her and a friend if you want to go play golf or something)
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i thought it was called strawberry shortcake?
Yes also known as strawberry shortcake. It evolved into strawberry parfait, in order to grab more of a girl's attention when you ask if she wants one. It's more foo shi shi. I never heard it being called a jelly donut though. It may be called different things but has the same ingredients.
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Get her some knee pads so she don't bruise herself while scrubbing the floor or...something else...

seriously tho,

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Fuck your chick doggie style, when your about to nut pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you nuted. When she turns around nut on her face, try to aim for the eye.
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give her the nasty dragon blow a fat load in her mouth and with you cock still in the mouth slap her cheeks and watch it come out her nose

Disclaimer: babe I know I promised I would not share out bedroom secrets but this guys is need of some solid advice
you got the nasty dragon wrong, that shit won't come out if you slap her, besides do you really want your dick in her mouth while your doing that. your suppose to pull out, cover her mouth with your hand and punch her in the stomach.
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Riding the bull, it only works if its a new girl...while fucking her doggystyle, grab with both hands from her hair and whisper in her ear you have HIV .... WARNING: IT WILL BE THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE SO HANG ON TIGHT!
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i bought my wife a LV damier wallet for our anniversary, totally out of the blue and she loves it.
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Riding the bull, it only works if its a new girl...while fucking her doggystyle, grab with both hands from her hair and whisper in her ear you have HIV .... WARNING: IT WILL BE THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE SO HANG ON TIGHT!



haha wtf, i've heard of this...but i thought it was called the Bucking Bronco
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Never heard that, we've always called that Jelly Donut...
Ive called it the Strawberry Shake.

My favorite is the Angry Dragon.
Same thing but you hit her in the nose then in the back of the head so it all comes flying forward.
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an apron so she knows her place..

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I asked my wife,

She said a nice LV wallet or a day at the spa.
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      06-23-2008, 03:18 AM   #43
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like thread is totally about Off Topic-ness~!!
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$500? lunch costs more than that.
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