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      06-20-2008, 12:46 AM   #1
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Ladies, if your man could buy you anything...

less than $500..... what would you want?
(please link for sake of being descriptive)

i.e. (1) Purse, www-purses-com-this-is-the-purse-iwant.html


Thanks in advance! *damn, wrong section of the forum... but go ahead
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      06-20-2008, 01:00 AM   #2
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      06-20-2008, 01:30 AM   #3
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Ladies, help me pick a gift for my girlfriend's birthday, I totally forgot about it because I was shopping rims for my BMW!


j/k
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      06-20-2008, 01:31 AM   #4
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pots and pans.......household items.........
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a picture frame. a very expensive one.
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get her 4 new shoes we know she needs that every 20-25k miles
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What a weird question considering the demographic of the forum is 16-24years of age and nearly 100% male. That's the web for you.
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get her a bf who pays attention to her and doesnt have a spending limit on her gift thats lower than his bmw payment
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less than $500..... what would you want?
(please link for sake of being descriptive)

i.e. (1) Purse, www-purses-com-this-is-the-purse-iwant.html


Thanks in advance! *damn, wrong section of the forum... but go ahead
http://www1.bloomingdales.com/catalo...7*1*24*-1*-1*6

I got my gf one of these a few years back and she loves it. If she doesn't have anything like this it might be worth it.
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they like beer and housework
HAHAHAHAH I just busted out laughing at work. . .gotta put NSFW on your next post!
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      06-20-2008, 08:27 AM   #13
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get her a bf who pays attention to her and doesnt have a spending limit on her gift thats lower than his bmw payment


Anything from Tiffany's. You could put dog poop in that blue box and it will smell better.
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      06-20-2008, 09:12 AM   #14
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Not a lady here, but I see where you are going and you can't go wrong with jewelry.
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It's a toss up between a vacuum and an iron. Take your pick!
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Get her a Portuguese breakfast...girls love that
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      06-20-2008, 09:21 AM   #17
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well tiffany sounds nice~
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It's a toss up between a vacuum and an iron. Take your pick!
you wouldn't want an iron in her hand, she might hammer you with that~ it's totally deadly.
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Get her a Portuguese breakfast...girls love that
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PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST


You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST
Honey would you like breakfast? Today's special is Portuguese Breakfast
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PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST


You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST
Honey would you like breakfast? Today's special is Portuguese Breakfast
"STRAWBERRY PARFAIT"

Ingredients:
1. Have your girlfriend blow you
2. Let loose a big load on the center of her face.
3. Punch her in the nose hard enough so it bleeds.
4. Use your hand to swirl the mix on her face.

Voila!! Strawberry Parfait.

DISCLAIMER: Please do not attempt to try this at home. This is only for entertainment purposes. I am actually a chill guy and would not hurt my girlfriend in any way. God forbid she reads this post.
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"STRAWBERRY PARFAIT"

Ingredients:
1. Have your girlfriend blow you
2. Let loose a big load on the center of her face.
3. Punch her in the nose hard enough so it bleeds.
4. Use your hand to swirl the mix on her face.

Voila!! Strawberry Parfait.

DISCLAIMER: Please do not attempt to try this at home. This is only for entertainment purposes. I am actually a chill guy and would not hurt my girlfriend in any way. God forbid she reads this post.


Never heard that, we've always called that Jelly Donut...
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