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      06-03-2008, 06:05 PM   #1
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So I went to Club Goa the other night in Hollywood......

And I see this crazy fine chick in the club. Her tits were OUT OF THIS WORLD, I mean I've seen plenty of awesome titties living in this area, but these were jaw dropping. So I go up to her and ask what her name is, and she says Whitney. At that moment she started stroking my arm, and not in a cute way; in a way that says "fuck me now." So the club closes, I get her #, then I ask her what she does for a living:

Porn star.

I thought only in Hollywood could meeting someone like that occur. Her full name is Whitney Stevens. Turns out she has a sister that she does scenes with. And FWIW, her tits are real. Search for her and you'll see. Thought this was a funny story to share.

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Well, Did you get to "hit" it?
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      06-03-2008, 06:10 PM   #3
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NICE! she looks arab IMO.. only in SOCAL lol FTW
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      06-03-2008, 06:11 PM   #4
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^^^ Hahah...+1 Did Ya?
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      06-03-2008, 06:13 PM   #5
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enough with the suspence! did you close the deal
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big tits...but shes ugly
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      06-03-2008, 06:17 PM   #7
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E does "wonderful" things to women...I hope you wrappred it up
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      06-03-2008, 06:20 PM   #8
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Well, Did you get to "hit" it?
Sadly no, she was with a bunch of her friends. I will soon though.
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be careful lol shes crazy haha
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      06-03-2008, 06:23 PM   #10
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A very used fugly cum bucket- I'll pass
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      06-03-2008, 06:29 PM   #11
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      06-03-2008, 06:37 PM   #12
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tough crowd...enjoy yourself

But please wear a glove...
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Sadly no, she was with a bunch of her friends. I will soon though.
close the deal man!
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      06-03-2008, 07:09 PM   #17
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big tits...but shes ugly
+1. Betcha she can suck the chrome off a bumper, though.
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      06-03-2008, 07:17 PM   #18
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Hopefully she has no STD's...then I'd say DO IT!!!!!!

Hahahaha pretty funny you met a porn star and she wants to fuck you...she's probably done like 234 guys before you.
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lol more
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just searched her out, and man she is hard core. she'll do anything,

I would stay far far away from that, way too many guys....my opinion though, to each his own.
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      06-03-2008, 07:43 PM   #21
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Hey those are some nice tits

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http://flash2.eskimotube.com/26154-W...-And-Real.html
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these pics are hot compared to ones online which are FUGLY aww
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