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      05-26-2008, 12:32 PM   #1
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Best Story Ever!

Edit - cached version: http://209.85.141.104/search?q=cache...ient=firefox-a

Courtesy of the honda-tech forum:

http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=2283535

It's about a guy's first time having sex.....must read.

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      05-26-2008, 12:44 PM   #2
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      05-26-2008, 12:52 PM   #3
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lmao.
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      05-26-2008, 01:23 PM   #4
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      05-26-2008, 03:49 PM   #5
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      05-26-2008, 04:00 PM   #6
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      05-26-2008, 04:00 PM   #7
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I have a showroom full of clients and just about pissed my self laughing
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thats nuts hahaha. . . .
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      05-26-2008, 04:04 PM   #9
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Link isn't working for me....


judging from the comments in this thread this is fucking jokes... I wanna see it lol
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      05-26-2008, 04:07 PM   #10
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dang dude, fix the link!!!


GO TO PAGE 2
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      05-26-2008, 04:10 PM   #11
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      05-26-2008, 04:35 PM   #12
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I just checked the main site, and apparently it's down for maintenance. Check back in a little bit....it's worth it.

In the meantime, here's a cached version:

http://209.85.141.104/search?q=cache...ient=firefox-a
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      05-26-2008, 04:37 PM   #13
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      05-26-2008, 04:44 PM   #14
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      05-26-2008, 04:44 PM   #15
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Lmfaoo wowwww.. wtf was she thinking when she fingered the guy
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Wow, that's hilarious. haha
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      05-26-2008, 04:51 PM   #17
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      05-26-2008, 04:54 PM   #18
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that was fukin hilarious lol
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      05-26-2008, 05:12 PM   #19
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why would he wash the sheets? Just throw them away and go buy new ones that look like them....
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I find it very hard to believe.. -___- Still funny though.
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Lmfaoo wowwww.. wtf was she thinking when she fingered the guy
She probably got tired of sucking at giving head, so she googled it..
Then it probably told her that stimulating the prostate would help her a shit load..
My first g/f was kinky and tried to pull this maneuver on me as well, except without telling me beforehand.. I don't see why when she was pretty good at giving head..

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why would he wash the sheets? Just throw them away and go buy new ones that look like them....
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nastiest thing ever!!! and he touched it with his hands too. that's pretty nasty. i wouldnt touch it with a ten foot pole.
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EPIC FAILURE......

He should have cleansed his bowels before sex...... that's common sense
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