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      05-20-2008, 07:44 PM   #1
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I hope you aren't like this guy when u sell ur M3

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      05-20-2008, 07:46 PM   #2
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      05-20-2008, 07:46 PM   #3
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wow... ladies and gentlemen, thats how you spell "ego"
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      05-20-2008, 07:47 PM   #4
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OMG.....
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      05-20-2008, 07:50 PM   #5
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WTF?? That's unbelievable
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      05-20-2008, 07:53 PM   #6
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24 egg whites
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      05-20-2008, 07:54 PM   #7
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"pure bull shark testosterone"
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      05-20-2008, 08:05 PM   #8
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Scottsdale.. what do you expect?
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      05-20-2008, 08:17 PM   #9
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That guy is fucken awesome!

Conversations with freinds goes like this:

"Bro, you look darker, what kinda tanning lotion you using?"

"What? I can't hear you, they're pumping the mega-mix!"

"Smell my armpits, they smell like fucken garlic"
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      05-20-2008, 08:17 PM   #10
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lol he's ripping off a character from Grand Theft Auto IV...for anyone else that's a nerd
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      05-20-2008, 08:34 PM   #11
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I wanna be a true JEDI PIMP!
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      05-20-2008, 09:47 PM   #12
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So after reading this I think he should have had pictures of himself on the trader and not the car. He sold me on the shark testroids. And man all those egg whites...wow he must really be a big dude. So what is for sale again?
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      05-20-2008, 10:32 PM   #13
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Brucie...
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      05-20-2008, 10:36 PM   #14
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Yup. If you guys played GTAIV you'd get it
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      05-20-2008, 10:36 PM   #15
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2002 BMW M3 Coupe, 6-speed manual, Rare Laguna Seca blue, Gruppe M intake, Remus exhaust, Fully adjustable coilover suspension, AC Schnitzer rear spoiler, AC Schnitzer roof spoiler, AC Schnitzer clear corners, LED tail lights with smoke colored lenses, 50k service (big one including valve adjustment) done at 65k miles, New brakes, Maintenance records available, New 18" wheels and tires, Harman Kardon premium sound system, Ice cold A/C, Looks & runs great, Non-smoker, Power everything, Very clean interior, Well maintained, 100k BMW engine warranty. Private Seller (no sales tax). This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants, but I wouldn't let him park it. I just leave it up front and make sure all the ladies saw me get out. I'm also totally ripped so that helps too. I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day. My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I've got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe. I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I'm a winner! I'm not saying this car will do the same for you but it's a start. If you're interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at conner.john2@gmail.com. I'll probably be working out so I'll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick).
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      05-20-2008, 11:53 PM   #16
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what a freak
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      05-21-2008, 02:12 AM   #17
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that's hilarious
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      05-21-2008, 02:35 AM   #18
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lets have somebody email him and see what kind of response we get. he did leave his email address on the ad. someone pretend that you're a chick and get him to email back his picture and lets post it! ahahaha!
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      05-21-2008, 02:36 AM   #19
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i like his supra parked in front of his M3.
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      05-21-2008, 05:57 AM   #20
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LOL, I don't play GTA IV but I still thought it was funny.
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      05-21-2008, 06:27 AM   #21
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OMG that's the funniest shit ever. Thanks for the morning laugh
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      05-21-2008, 07:14 AM   #22
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I got offended by the "ice cold A/C" comment... what a dumbass!!!
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