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      05-02-2008, 09:49 PM   #1
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Angry Dear Mister Civic SI driver.....

Dear Mister Civic SI driver,

Have you seen the price of gas lately? If you haven't, please, let me inform you that gas is now north of $4 dollars a gallon.

You were there, in all your glory, the sound of a Honda motor reving over and over and over that reminded me of my Honda lawn mower, how can i ever forget it??

See, the problem is Mr Civic SI driver, we were stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Actually it was a dead stop, but yet you felt the need to rev the hell out of your car only to move an inch...

Now, I understand you are mighty proud of your eBay muffler, but I do not understand why the need to burn 4 gallons of gas when we were stuck in 3 miles of bumper to bumper traffic

Me all confused, you reving like theres no tomorrow, i felt the need to roll down my window and ask you whats the matter?

Well, this did not sit well with you, I can tell from the answer you given me: "ILL BURN YOU SON!##@!"

Now, I don't know if you didn't pick up that on the last 2 miles of our bumper to bumper journey that I was not interested in even looking at your car, yet you felt the need to turn on your neons and strobe lights. Again

Well, dear sir, you seemed to get very pissed off when I laughed at you and ignored you, like a small school boy, you protested and showed your anger. You violently changed 3 lanes, only to make it over to the shoulder of the road, and if it wasn't for all that reving you were doing in the process, you MIGHT have heard the sound of the fire truck sirens. Well, you did not, and got rear ended by a fire truck at about 20MPH.

I am glad to see you made it out of the car OK, but I am very dissapointed in you, if you were only aware of the high price of gas these days, I feel this whole situation could of be avoided.

Sincerely
E90 325 Driver that you were trying to intimidate on the Triboro Bridge.
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      05-02-2008, 10:28 PM   #2
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now that is some funny sh-t. some people just deserve what they get.
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      05-02-2008, 10:30 PM   #3
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oh shit! that was funny as hell!

gotta love the ricers!
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      05-02-2008, 11:09 PM   #4
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wow.. haha this is all the ebay mufflers fault
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      05-02-2008, 11:20 PM   #5
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LMAO @ "Ill burn you son!!"
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      05-03-2008, 12:09 AM   #6
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lol son!
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      05-03-2008, 12:13 AM   #7
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Those people make me sick but the story is hilarious!
Thanks for the laugh, and nice story telling
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      05-03-2008, 12:19 AM   #8
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      05-03-2008, 12:28 AM   #9
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I enjoyed this.
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      05-03-2008, 01:18 AM   #10
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      05-03-2008, 01:21 AM   #11
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Where's the pics of the carnage?
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      05-03-2008, 01:21 AM   #12
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      05-03-2008, 02:00 AM   #13
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i wish i could find idiots like this so i can post up shit like this!
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      05-03-2008, 03:41 AM   #14
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....could not make this shit up huh... rearended by a firetruck... i woulda laffed at that silly ho
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      05-03-2008, 07:44 AM   #15
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Holly shit!!! Best ricer story of the year!!! LOL x 10, even though its 4:43am and Im too tired to actually LOL, but im still laughin. . . da ha. . . da hahah. . . . da hahahahahhahah.

Like the way you wrote this too, good writing style haha.
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      05-03-2008, 09:29 AM   #16
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hahahahaha I love it
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      05-03-2008, 11:48 AM   #17
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I was hoping you'd say he ran out of gas or something but getting hit by a fire truck works. Too bad for the fireman though.
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      05-03-2008, 12:25 PM   #18
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I was hoping you'd say he ran out of gas or something but getting hit by a fire truck works. Too bad for the fireman though.


great story man lolol
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That's one hell of a funny story.
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Im glad you guys enjoyed my story

I would of taken pics, but i have an older blackberry phone without the camera
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      05-03-2008, 08:52 PM   #21
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lmao.. can you say owned?
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      05-04-2008, 03:18 AM   #22
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LOL CIVIC = FAiL
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