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      04-07-2008, 04:13 PM   #155
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think of throw up or something gross, or pop a vicodin or some oxycontin that should do the job, i have learned to make my girlfriend get off in 5 minutes... then she complains it starts to tingle and hurt...but i don't care i just keep giving it to her whether she likes it or not... she usually falls asleep after for a good 1-2 hours which is amazing because then i don't have to hear her speak... anyway good luck, have fun, make babies

oh and btw if you do consider taking oxycontin you will last for ever, its actually really funny to how they start to complain to hurry up, but in my mind im laughing which gets my mind off sex and makes it even longer so they are beat. Also the after sex sleep on oxycontin is great, Enjoy
How much mg do you take usually? I took my 80mg tab and broke it into 1/4's which seemed to do pretty well... I also snorted 40mg and that didnt go so well, i mean i was fine but was unable to perform...(or walk)
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i have 40mg's and i split them in half and just take half at a time, so i can actually function... the stuff is crazy lol... oh i wouldnt snort them either 80mg are very thick and hard to break up but if you have the 30mg which are also known as blues those are thin and a lot easier
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How much mg do you take usually? I took my 80mg tab and broke it into 1/4's which seemed to do pretty well... I also snorted 40mg and that didnt go so well, i mean i was fine but was unable to perform...(or walk)
Why the hell would you snort oxycontin????
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I know, it's like the world is changing. I remember the times when they would beg you for a blowjob, now you have to beg them to get one...at least here in WA
i cant stand begging for a bj. its so degrading. this morning i wanted a bj so bad, what i did was ask my girl: "have you ever tried 69?" i stuck my dick in her mouth and her pvssy in mine.

everybody's happy.
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once you bust your first nut, take a warm wet rag, and rub it over your chest slowly while taking deep breaths. youll be amazed at what can happen.
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LOL i was thinking the same thing
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4 hours is too long. don't wack off and spend like 1 hour getting her wet then do her. after u bust get her to blow u until u r ready again then repeat
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      07-15-2008, 11:13 PM   #165
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DUDE the black guy in that movie is hilarious!

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4 hours is too long she'll dry up. just do a lot of foreplay and start again after you know with more foreplay/oral sex
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Without any bs, i did about 3~4 hour sex before. I mean that was couple years ago and not sure if i still can do that but I used to be able to pull off 2 hours easy.
But, it wasn't full 4 hours piston action of course. About 30 min of foreplan to get her nice and wet then about 20 min of her doing me then straight intercourse for fulll one hour or more. Use double condom method if you are not used to for long intercourse, just make sure you clean off all the oil on the inner layer. Then crack the nuts if you wish as she would be very tired. Go out for smoke and let her massage you for a bit especially thigh area then you will be able to come back up but it will hurt and you will no longer feel the desire as you did before but it's for her, so who cares?
Third time wouldn't hurt at all nor you will feel anything, but now you can try positions you coudln't keep up before due to numbness. She will go crazy.
Now you've done 3 or 4 times, your eyes will look like zombie and suddenly got dark circles all over the face. You will need GOOD 10 hour sleep.
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