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      04-03-2008, 09:42 PM   #89
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ewww jerking off is wack. I like waiting days b4 I have sex so my dick gets rock solid and my balls get HUGE. Girls like that. Sounds like your girl needs a train on her. Maybe 6 dicks. One in her cooch, one in her ass, one her her mouth, one in each hand and one between her feet. Seriously, this girl is a fuckaholic.
That's the way every girl should be...
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      04-03-2008, 09:52 PM   #90
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dude i usually cum the first time in 30 min's. and then i go again for about 4-5 times with an exponential increase of time between set's. ( serious) I don't know why its just how my body works..
+1 I messed around and did it so long, my legs fell asleep, I fell down some stairs on my way out cuz they were so weak


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FLOG THE DOG!! seriusly jack off an hour before she shows up and youll be good to roll!!!! and when u do start to cum think of like dirt bike riding or i think of going big on my snowboard in a competition and how im going to land the jump!! I know im wierd but it works,,
Man I tried that today and it aint work for me, or maybe cuz I wasnt all that attracted to her as I though (I HATE when that happens)
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hilarious!!

there is actually a spray you can buy that numbs your penis. went with my cousin to buy it and he said he went for over an hour. spray it on like 15-20 mins before and you're good to go.

either that or just train the girl to take quickies only
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if you cant feel shit what good is that dude? i dont want a numb dick, i already have a numb brain
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if you cant feel shit what good is that dude? i dont want a numb dick, i already have a numb brain
you can feel it but the sensation isn't so high that you want to bust a night. kinda like those times where you just keep going and going but you can't nut.

but then again, if the girl is hot enough and you don't want to look like an idiot then it might be worth it
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hilarious!!

there is actually a spray you can buy that numbs your penis. went with my cousin to buy it and he said he went for over an hour. spray it on like 15-20 mins before and you're good to go.

either that or just train the girl to take quickies only
O I tried that when I was like 16, except your suppose to wipe it off after like 5 minutes of puttin it on then go do your biz.. I think it did it wrong though cuz my tool was burning from it
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O I tried that when I was like 16, except your suppose to wipe it off after like 5 minutes of puttin it on then go do your biz.. I think it did it wrong though cuz my tool was burning from it
That's because you are supposed to go have sex, not whank it
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That's because you are supposed to go have sex, not whank it
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bust a night.
bust a night haha? Like bust out the teddy bear and blanket and go night night ?

jk jk.....
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lmao boost you're not the only one with the "bust a nut mode" I can go on for hours but if its a porno ill finish in 5 minutes.
+1 same here

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You need to warm her up with you tongue until she comes a couple of times, then you ready to fuck for a while, trust me if she comes 3-4 times she should be done in less then two hours, that will give you time to rest and if she wake up and want some more you will be ready then.
Good luck fucking.....this is the best treat...LOL
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oral her a bit.. then do your 30minute thing...

or you could always learn how to do the tantric sex like in American Pie 2
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"Bust a nut mode" haha
watch out when Im in it though . . . . shits insane

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LMFAOROFLLOL!!!!!

omg I haven't laughed this hard in such a long time...this thread is great...keep it up guys. omg Boost the way you wrote this was like serious, but joking, but serious. I dunno, it was just really funny. "Bust a nut" mode lol!
haha thanks man

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haha hey now. . . i cant help having to explain my weird ways hah
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lmao boost you're not the only one with the "bust a nut mode" I can go on for hours but if its a porno ill finish in 5 minutes.


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Dude, I know where you are coming from, but this was like during the first month or so.. I had to hold in my breath to go into "nut-mod".. sounds weird but its true.. Not anymore though

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the op failed. he just sent me a pm that he wasnt rough enough to meet his new gf's expectation.


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you might have to hire out for that.
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OK THE RESULTS ARE IN! (but sorry no pics)

Yesterday was a long day! (woke up at 8am, did laundry, groceries, cleaned the apartement, went to work at 3pm), my gf was in my apartment waiting for me when i got home. i got home at 11:15pm, took a quick shower, and we went at it. I did NOT FLOG THE DOG as suggested, and went in FULLY LOADED. I popped 2 cialis pills around 10:55pm. Funny thing about those pills is that you dont feel anything until you start to fuck. That's when you feel your dick turn into a metal rod.

I only lasted 1 hour. It wasn't about my penis, i just had too long of a day and ran out of energy. i went to sleep but my dick was wide awake all night. haha. That was the hardest fucking i've ever been involved in. serious spanking and hair pulling going on. i made her say some dirty shit. i think i scared her. j/k. in the morning we did it again for about half hour. now i have a headache.

i feel like barry bonds. fuckin dopehead cheater.
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all of you guys are the man and hilarious. Since this is a car forum, do any of you guys actually DO it in your E90s? I found it you really need to be very flexible on the passenger seat. Another option is to fold down the rear seats and rock it back there....

Since I only got 35% tints, I really need to use jackets to cover up the side windows and our all time favorite BMW sunshade along with power rear sunshade for some privacy (this is day time btw)
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1 hour - weak!!!! no pics - it didnt happen....
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Funny thread, no way anyone lasts more than two hours straight, i dont care what you guys say. Her pussy would be sore and the sex would suck...... I think its better to do it a 3-4 times a night without lasting more than an hour each.
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did you show her your "Ohh Face"???

yeah, this has to be one of the funniest threads i've seen on bimmerpost...

to OP, we need pics........
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