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      04-03-2008, 12:16 AM   #1
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How to have sex for hours?

Ok my new gf is sleeping over Thursday night and wants a lot of sex. I'm usually a 15 to 25 minute kind of guy. She wants like 4 hours of it. How the fuck do I do that? What diet should I be on?

Here's what I have in my arsenal:
-i'm in good shape (cardio is good)
-box of cialis (the cheap generic kind from india)
-porn movies (lots of good quality stuff)

any advice from superfuckers out there?
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      04-03-2008, 12:18 AM   #2
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Just get some thizz, some e, some x, ya diig?
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once you bust your first nut, take a warm wet rag, and rub it over your chest slowly while taking deep breaths. youll be amazed at what can happen.
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geezusssss...only pornstars do that dude!!!!
Try using viagra?
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lol uhh. viagra? pace your self? not too fast? save some energy? and use a condom xD
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Just get some thizz, some e, some x, ya diig?



i can't be doing E on a weekday, i'll be fucked up at work the next day lol.
and what is Thizz, and X. ?

i'll try the wet rag Keymeister,, haha. worth a shot.
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i can't be doing E on a weekday, i'll be fucked up at work the next day lol.
and what is Thizz, and X. ?

i'll try the wet rag Keymeister,, haha. worth a shot.
they are all the same thing.. so you've popped b4 huh?
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It's all about not getting too caught up in the moment, when ya got a feeling think of something else, preferibly something sick, but in a bad way. Works flawlessly for me anyway
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they are all the same thing.. so you've popped b4 huh?
hell ya. if you pop one at 11pm, you'll be dancing and fucked up until noon the next day! imagine me at work with no shirt, drinking water like a mofo, and two glowsticks in my hands. haha.
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hell ya. if you pop one at 11pm, you'll be dancing and fucked up until noon the next day! imagine me at work with no shirt, drinking water like a mofo, and two glowsticks in my hands. haha.
haaha, sick are you from cali?
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Oh and if you cant seem to do that, get those condoms that numb the stuff, Ive used that stuff before but stopped because it was getting pretty rediculous and the gf started getting mad
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this girl told me that one of her big turnoffs is a guy who is delicate with her.
in other words, she wants it rough@!!!
its like a dream come true, and i better deliver tomorrow. lol.


no i'm not from cali, up here in ottawa Canada.
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well the only problem is that this girl told me that one of her big turnoffs is a guy who is delicate with her.
in other words, she wants it rough@!!!
its like a dream come true, and i better deliver tomorrow. lol.


no i'm not from cali, up here in ottawa Canada.
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i'm doing sit ups right now. bwahahahaha
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this girl told me that one of her big turnoffs is a guy who is delicate with her.
in other words, she wants it rough@!!!
its like a dream come true, and i better deliver tomorrow. lol.


no i'm not from cali, up here in ottawa Canada.
gotta love those kinda chicks, GL with that
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Do your 15-25 min thing and then hand her the keys to your car.
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ill rub a couple out during the day and come showtime, im good to go for a while
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dude i usually cum the first time in 30 min's. and then i go again for about 4-5 times with an exponential increase of time between set's. ( serious) I don't know why its just how my body works. One time with my ex we took like 5 min breaks between to drink vitamin water and eat cookies that we bought from ralphs (true story) lol

yes im freaky and proud of it

Oh god I sound like I'm talking about working out lol.
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Arginine is a good supplement for sexual performance. Read below.

"As for arginine’s other stimulating effects, dozens of studies reviewed in The Journal of Urology confirm that arginine allows more blood to enter the penis, most likely by relaxing smooth muscles within the organ that would otherwise constrain blood flow. This results in a firmer and longer-lasting erection. The process is similar to that of Viagra, so if you’re shy about asking your doctor for that famous former heart drug, arginine could be a face-saving (and far less costly) solution."
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I remember I had sex for a good hour and 45 minutes, and never busted a nut! I'm guessing it's because she was riding me that whole time, and I didn't get a chance to pound that coochie...
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also I noticed that the level of hotness in a girl determines the degree of time to bust a nut.
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