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      01-13-2006, 06:27 PM   #1
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classic joke

I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you going?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up too mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time ....."Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d1ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say."
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      01-13-2006, 06:38 PM   #2
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      01-28-2006, 11:03 PM   #3
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LOL
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      01-28-2006, 11:31 PM   #4
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...and the moral of the story is: if you have to go poo, keep it to yourself.
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      01-29-2006, 10:09 AM   #5
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thats great
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      02-02-2006, 01:01 PM   #6
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lol. i love it.
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      02-02-2006, 01:45 PM   #7
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      02-02-2006, 01:47 PM   #8
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i usually hate shit jokes, but this one was pretty funny
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      02-02-2006, 02:56 PM   #9
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      02-03-2006, 10:47 AM   #10
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very good lol
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      02-10-2006, 03:08 AM   #11
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good one!
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      02-26-2007, 04:22 PM   #12
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yes definitely a classic I heard this about 5+ yrs ago, funny anyhow
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      02-26-2007, 04:25 PM   #13
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That's awesome..
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      03-01-2007, 03:35 PM   #14
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yes definitely a classic I heard this about 5+ yrs ago, funny anyhow


It helps that this thread is a year old.
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      03-08-2007, 03:57 PM   #15
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...and the moral of the story is: if you have to go poo, keep it to yourself.
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      04-24-2007, 09:44 PM   #17
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Hahaha, there was a commercial for something like this!
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