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      09-22-2007, 02:56 AM   #1
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Japanese Condoms Ranked Number 1?

So i hear that japanese condoms are ranked #1.......haha i didnt know that, this is according to this girl thats talking to me right now.....im searching google to find out what brand they are and where to buy and why they're ranked #1. In the mean time, give your guy's input
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      09-22-2007, 02:56 AM   #2
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Okamoto is the company

http://www.condomdepot.com/reviews/best-condoms.cfm
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      09-22-2007, 03:02 AM   #3
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added bonus: you get to buy the magnums even if your normal sized
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      09-22-2007, 03:08 AM   #4
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^^^ lol was waiting for that
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      09-22-2007, 03:17 AM   #5
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^^^ lol was waiting for that
couldnt resist

however the makers of *NWS* http://www.orient-doll.com/lineup/cg_jl_f/index.html

get no mercy
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      09-22-2007, 03:18 AM   #6
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couldnt resist

however the makers of *NWS* http://www.orient-doll.com/lineup/cg_jl_f/index.html

get no mercy
LOL wheres TwinTurbo335i at? somebody please show him this...
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      09-22-2007, 03:25 AM   #7
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why is he looking for something like that?

but yea, leave it to the japanese to put WAY to much R&D into anything that has to do with sexual pleasure




oh by the way, they have stores where you can rent thats right RENT those dolls
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      09-22-2007, 03:28 AM   #8
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why is he looking for something like that?

but yea, leave it to the japanese to put WAY to much R&D into anything that has to do with sexual pleasure




oh by the way, they have stores where you can rent thats right RENT those dolls
i wouldnt be surprised.... hes a fob douchebag.

japanese are crazy motherfuckers they have these machines where u just sit on and if ur too lazy to fuck a girl it'll do it for you LOL
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i wouldnt be surprised.... hes a fob douchebag.

japanese are crazy motherfuckers they have these machines where u just sit on and if ur too lazy to fuck a girl it'll do it for you LOL
i dont think ill ever be too lazy to "fuck a girl"....
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i dont think ill ever be too lazy to "fuck a girl"....
oh for sure but i guess japanese people would
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      09-22-2007, 03:30 AM   #11
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damn they're cheap! I ordered a 24 pack. And it says that they dont smell like anything, becuase that latex smell that trojans and other condoms give off is just nasty.
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wow, i didnt know trojan was actually nothing special. Im switching to Durex and maybe occasionally order those Okamoto japanese ones online
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heres the stats on the japanese ones haha

Characteristics - Thinnest Latex Condom, makes it feel like you are not wearing a condom. They are slightly above average in size for more comfort.

She Thinks - So thin that she feels closer to her lover. No nasty latex smell makes sex better.

He Thinks - Bareback feeling seems like your not using a condom. What can be better than that!

Average Tester Rating - Her: A+, Him: A+
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ive used Crown and Beyond 7... Their both good, comparable to durex. I personally think Trojan is the worst. Try the Jap condoms but overall you'll probably stick to Durex as its easier to get.
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I hate Trojan so I switched to Durex. Luckily I'm in a situation now where I don't need to use one. Nothing better than that.
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Screw condoms, i rather save that money for mods...


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> i dont think ill ever be too lazy to "fuck a girl"....

I'm lazy enough not to object when she wants to fuck me instead...

> Screw condoms, i rather save that money for mods...
> been pullin' out since '99

Oh, man, condoms are fucking cheap compared to catching an STD, or worse: kids!
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Dude, I've been using them with my girl for a while and I DESPISE condoms. But bro let me be the first to tell you that these are unbelievable, you don't even feel that you are using one. Sometimes I have to stop just to check if i still have it on, its crazy. And they don't smell like you have been burning rubber

Anyway, I highly recommend them! I still want to try the new ones that this company came out with, its basically the same condom but studded.


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Screw condoms, i rather save that money for mods...


been pullin' out since '99
Pullin out is the only way to go. Condoms suck, then my girl wised up.
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Sometimes I have to stop just to check if i still have it on,




if it slips off you've got problems...

Try snuggle fit condoms, they are made for the less fortunate...
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if it slips off you've got problems...

Try snuggle fit condoms, they are made for the less fortunate...
ROFL!!!!!!
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