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      12-11-2007, 08:31 PM   #67
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I dont know her at all to be honest.

Ive only met her once and spoken to her for about half an hour.

I hear what you are saying about giving her the cash, but she is definately not a con artist. This girl is definately genuine.

Besides, the feel good factor i got was well worth it. I normally donate what i can to charity anyway and never get anything back from it. With this i got such a good feeling it was worth every penny.

And you are right....she is smokin


Send her to texas.... Ill make a deposit..... over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

BTW, itll be worth every penny when you do things to her you didnt do to an animal.

Would you have done it if she wasnt hot?
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      12-11-2007, 08:57 PM   #68
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      12-11-2007, 08:58 PM   #69
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To be honest, yes, I would.

Now before you start shouting BS. I was actually going to get my friend to give her the card from me annonymously without me even meeting her. I only met her because my wife suggested it.
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      12-11-2007, 09:06 PM   #70
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To be honest, yes, I would.

Now before you start shouting BS. I was actually going to get my friend to give her the card from me annonymously without me even meeting her. I only met her because my wife suggested it.
yeah I know who wouldnt, hell id come up there to. Dude shes fuckin bangin, if she gets desperate enough for texas let me know.


Thats fuckign perfect

1. Hot
2. Obviously nice ass (you can tell from the hips)
3. good stomach
4. great huge tits
5. english accent

I want one...


BTW, do you start everything you say with "to be honest" or "in all honesty". Your on e90post, either you're honest, or you're a douche.
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      12-11-2007, 09:08 PM   #71
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I kinda feel bad for laughing, but you're pretty funny.
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I kinda feel bad for laughing, but you're pretty funny.
then really funny part is you think im kidding.
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      12-11-2007, 09:14 PM   #73
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I'm sure you are deadly serious. But i don't think she'll be jumping on a plane to Texas any time soon.

Besides, she couldnt afford the air fair!

Oh...and i only used "to be honest" twice. Give me a break dude!
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      12-11-2007, 09:26 PM   #74
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I'm sure you are deadly serious. But i don't think she'll be jumping on a plane to Texas any time soon.

Besides, she couldnt afford the air fair!

Oh...and i only used "to be honest" twice. Give me a break dude!
I can afford the airfair

Ill never give you a break, you have that thing or easily could have that thing easily avalible... im fucking jelous
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      12-11-2007, 09:29 PM   #75
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wow... that is one hot body.....
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      12-11-2007, 09:35 PM   #76
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I can afford the airfair

Ill never give you a break, you have that thing or easily could have that thing easily avalible... im fucking jelous
I'm happily married dude.

She's out of bounds. Besides, I would imagine she's pretty vulnerable at the moment and im not into taking advantage of girls.
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wow... that is one hot body.....
No arguments there bud!
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      12-11-2007, 09:45 PM   #78
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I'm happily married dude.

She's out of bounds. Besides, I would imagine she's pretty vulnerable at the moment and im not into taking advantage of girls.
Shes very vulnerable, all the better. Wtf are you doing man, do you know how baller that would be omg. dude, have you ever slept with a hotter chick, you can be "honest"? Dude, you gotta do it one drunken night, the wife will get over it.

MAn if something that hot was that vulnerable id be all over it. God is giving you this woman to thank you for your goodness. Please do it. Do it for me, e90post, and all of manhood and humanity.

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Do it. Go crazy with it. Take some vicodin and viagra before, itll be 2 hours of one great fuck. Then you gotta stick it in her ass once, just to say you did and know you didnt. Go angry drunk daddy style on her man (No offence to her, but just the redneck stereotype).
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      12-11-2007, 10:18 PM   #79
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^ if this story is true, you are a douche

i don't know what to think... should i be turned on or feel awful... she is in the UK so i cant hook up with her or anything, and i want to help i think

gimme her site she's at and i will chip in a couple bucks
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      12-11-2007, 11:37 PM   #80
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^ if this story is true, you are a douche

i don't know what to think... should i be turned on or feel awful... she is in the UK so i cant hook up with her or anything, and i want to help i think

gimme her site she's at and i will chip in a couple bucks
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schneid4323 are all people from dallas like this? You haven't even seen a picture of her face... Shit son, relax yourself shes halfway across the world and for all you know she could have a penis. Sorry to shit on your parade but I don't think the girl is going to go to texas from the UK to have sex with you. I'm sure she can have just as much fun pulling out her toys from the drawer.
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schneid4323 are all people from dallas like this? You haven't even seen a picture of her face... Shit son, relax yourself shes halfway across the world and for all you know she could have a penis. Sorry to shit on your parade but I don't think the girl is going to go to texas from the UK to have sex with you. I'm sure she can have just as much fun pulling out her toys from the drawer.
Lol im not being serious lol, but I deffinatly would rip that thing apart.
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Lol im not being serious lol, but I deffinatly would rip that thing apart.
Hahaha wouldn't we all like to.
I'm sure madman feels the same way, it's just that hes married.
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Hahaha wouldn't we all like to.
I'm sure madman feels the same way, it's just that hes married.
It wouldnt matter for me. Dude if the rest of her looks that good, dude look at thoose tits, and ya know one drunken night outta years she probably wont find out about isnt a big deal, I'm sure even if the woman found out hed be able to fix it (It'd suck but it looks like its worth it).
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It wouldnt matter for me. Dude if the rest of her looks that good, dude look at thoose tits, and ya know one drunken night outta years she probably wont find out about isnt a big deal, I'm sure even if the woman found out hed be able to fix it.

Stop tempting him .
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Stop tempting him .
No dude, its a life choice that he deffinatly should make, dude thats a fucking perfect opportunity like by the books perfect its a god send. Dont hate on a miracle. I'd jack rabbit that shit.
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      12-12-2007, 01:26 AM   #86
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anybody try emailing her yet? AND, what's the freaking website?
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anybody try emailing her yet? AND, what's the freaking website?

At least one of you guys have emailed her. I got an email from her telling me that a "really sweet guy from the bmw website" had emailed her and she thanked me for setting this up.

As for her website, I don't know what it is. But email her if you are interested.

And just to clear it up, especially to 'schneid4323'.

YES, she has a hot body.

YES, she has a very cute face.

YES, I said to myself when i first saw her, "HOLY SWEET JESUS, she's HOT.

YES, if i wasnt married I would ask her out.

NO, I pretty certain she doesn't have a penis
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ok someone get her website... i bet she'd become rich if we only knew her website... lol curious ones arent we
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