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      08-06-2014, 01:28 PM   #595
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why can't you guys just pay at the pump with a cc?
Why can't I just pay inside and have a single transaction with that CC?



I am arguing for the sake of argument.
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      08-06-2014, 01:32 PM   #596
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Why can't I just pay inside and have a single transaction with that CC?



I am arguing for the sake of argument.
Because we all know whatever you plan to buy in a gas station is a rip off. Are you telling me that you are an unwise consumer of goods?


Sorry bout that, that's the cheap Chinese side of me talking.
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JUNE BUGS!

These phuckers. Anybody else get these during the summer time? They are the most obnoxious bugs that fly right at you and bump into you with no regard and look scary as shit too.

I usually try to act as manly as possible when they show up but once they start attacking my head I turn into a bitch LOL.
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in college i painted houses as a summer job for just one summer, and it happened to be the summer of the cicadas. they were everywhere and on everything. in the paint buckets, on the surface, you name it, they were all over. the chirping was so loud that we had to yell back and forth to each other when we were 10 feet apart.
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in college i painted houses as a summer job for just one summer, and it happened to be the summer of the cicadas. they were everywhere and on everything. in the paint buckets, on the surface, you name it, they were all over. the chirping was so loud that we had to yell back and forth to each other when we were 10 feet apart.
So I just looked up what cicadas look like and sound like. Yea, fuk thawt.
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Why can't I just pay inside and have a single transaction with that CC?



I am arguing for the sake of argument.
When we were in Toronto my cc was rejected every time at the pump thanks to its microchip. I had to keep going inside an insisting the clerk swipe it. Some security like it's gonna prevent fraud
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These phuckers. Anybody else get these during the summer time? They are the most obnoxious bugs that fly right at you and bump into you with no regard and look scary as shit too.

I usually try to act as manly as possible when they show up but once they start attacking my head I turn into a bitch LOL.
When I was playing on my golf league back in Michigan, I had more fun drinking beer and taking my 52 to all the June Bug orgies going on. Seriously, they all pile on each other and just go at it. Although, it could be gay orgies, who really knows, ya know.
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Overly aggressive ducks and turkeys. I can't eat lunch outside anymore near the lake at work because a gang of them will attack me and try to steal my wallet.
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Overly aggressive ducks and turkeys. I can't eat lunch outside anymore near the lake at work because a gang of them will attack me and try to steal my wallet.
Florida is a Stand Your Ground state. Just sayin'.
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LOL true and I'd have dinner figured out too
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How the fuck are they legal? People are just launching garbage into the atmosphere.
Plus it's pissing scientists off:
http://www.theguardian.com/science/2...ons-squandered
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So I just looked up what cicadas look like and sound like. Yea, fuk thawt.
worst part is that birds eat them because there are so many, and they shit purple.

the purple shit stains everything and of course they shit all over my car so i had to wash it just about every day.

this was back when i had the built sti
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People who use loose and lose interchangeably. I received an email today from somebody higher up in a global mining company that did this.
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It's unfortunate that you are 30+yrs old and cannot grow a mustache/beard etc...

It's disgusting that your facial hair looks like that of a 13yr old!

Please shave that sh!t off!
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When people schedule meetings and are never ready for them.
And usually are late for them as well. Just had a morning teleconference meeting that our CFO scheduled and not only was he late, he walked out twice. Once to get coffee and the second time to call his dog sitter.
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And usually are late for them as well. Just had a morning teleconference meeting that our CFO scheduled and not only was he late, he walked out twice. Once to get coffee and the second time to call his dog sitter.
Lol happened to me this morning. CFO schedules the meeting for 8:30. Walks in at 9:00 and says what needs to be discussed?? I said you scheduled the meeting! What do you mean what needs to be discussed?
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Lol happened to me this morning. CFO schedules the meeting for 8:30. Walks in at 9:00 and says what needs to be discussed?? I said you scheduled the meeting! What do you mean what needs to be discussed?
And people wonder why I start drinking as soon as I wake up.
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Lol happened to me this morning. CFO schedules the meeting for 8:30. Walks in at 9:00 and says what needs to be discussed?? I said you scheduled the meeting! What do you mean what needs to be discussed?
My doctor pulls that shit. Won't renew a prescription if I haven't been to see him in 6 months, then when I show up he asks why I'm there.
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