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      07-10-2014, 09:19 AM   #309
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7. People who drive a small car like a Honda Fit or a Prius and think they have to veer out when they turn like they are driving an 18 wheeler to avoid the curb.
8. People who basically do the same in a parking lot. A one point turn turns in to a 10 minute ordeal and 5 near-misses.
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      07-10-2014, 11:35 AM   #310
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Cars on the freeway that leave their turn signal on and don't know it's on.

At first, I'll be courteous and slow down to let them over, but when I realize their awareness skills are failing them, I rage real quick and fly by them.

Then I usually see about 5 other cars do the same thing in my rear view haha.



OR... when you try to pass one of these turds and it just so happens to be the exact moment they realize they actually want to get over (after 5 mins of pissing off motorists) and they get upset at you for not letting them over. ooooooooooh
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      07-10-2014, 11:39 AM   #311
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Also, is it just me but is it those few times you're running late to something REALLY important, Murphy's Law goes into FULL effect on the roads??
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      07-10-2014, 11:42 AM   #312
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Cars on the freeway that leave their turn signal on and don't know it's on.

At first, I'll be courteous and slow down to let them over, but when I realize their awareness skills are failing them, I rage real quick and fly by them.

Then I usually see about 5 other cars do the same thing in my rear view haha.



OR... when you try to pass one of these turds and it just so happens to be the exact moment they realize they actually want to get over (after 5 mins of pissing off motorists) and they get upset at you for not letting them over. ooooooooooh
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Also, is it just me but is it those few times you're running late to something REALLY important, Murphy's Law goes into FULL effect on the roads??
every. fuckin. day. lol
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      07-10-2014, 11:44 AM   #313
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Also, is it just me but is it those few times you're running late to something REALLY important, Murphy's Law goes into FULL effect on the roads??
Every damn time!
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both phones actually but different numbers. ill see whats up at att if they have number blocker.

I've been applying for numerous jobs so it's hard to tell whether or not it's a telemarketer or someone contacting me for a job. pain in the ass answer a phone for a prospective job interview and having it be another f'in jagamo trying to sell some shit or get me to buy a 3rd party extended warranty for my car.
Sorry that this was 3 topics ago, the past few days have been busy for me. Just pick up and demand to be put on the do not call list. If they don't comply, file a complaint with the FCC. Also, if it is unsolicited and you never dealt with their company before, it's illegal to call a cell phone, so another tip to FCC. Both cases are good ones for BBB too.
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Hah! Yes!

also
1. People who speed up when they see a turn signal
2. People who brake instead of just letting off the gas pedal
3. People who come to full stops before making their turn
4. People who drive slow in the left lane
5. People who don't use turn signals
6. People who sit in their car and dick around at the gas station when people are clearly waiting for the pump
Yes to all. I'll add that I hate nothing more than those who signal while already turning. It drives me insane.
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Yes to all. I'll add that I hate nothing more than those who signal while already turning. It drives me insane.
"Some people only use a turn signal when their hand hits the stalk while turning the wheel"
My father said that once a long time ago...he was a wise man.
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      07-10-2014, 11:55 AM   #317
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Also, is it just me but is it those few times you're running late to something REALLY important, Murphy's Law goes into FULL effect on the roads??
I think this happens to everyone. I'm never late, but the slim chance I do find myself running behind, anything that can slow me down is an issue that is normally present.
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How about when you're walking your dog, go to cross the street and someone guns it as if you're an obstacle in a video game? In those cases wouldn't you love to pull a Dirty Harry and really surprise them?
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People who use their right turn signal. Then turn left.
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      07-10-2014, 12:12 PM   #320
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How about when you're walking your dog, go to cross the street and someone guns it as if you're an obstacle in a video game? In those cases wouldn't you love to pull a Dirty Harry and really surprise them?
I don't really understand this.

I also don't understand why I am invisible on my motorcycle when I am sitting in front on a left turn lane. I can't even count on my hands how many times I've had to lay on the horn because people started to turn left DIRECTLY AT ME when I am standing still.
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      07-10-2014, 12:24 PM   #321
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People who use their right turn signal. Then turn left.
its works! pump fake
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      07-10-2014, 12:26 PM   #322
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I don't really understand this.

I also don't understand why I am invisible on my motorcycle when I am sitting in front on a left turn lane. I can't even count on my hands how many times I've had to lay on the horn because people started to turn left DIRECTLY AT ME when I am standing still.
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Funny story of the day;

Larger ~200lb African coworker spots me pulling into work on my bike. Talk about it for a minute, she talks about how shes always wanted to ride one but never had the chance. Me being the opportunity sticken 130lb white boy that I am, suggest I take her for a ride down the block. The combined weight was practically maxed out, when we hit a bump, the rear tire started whining against the upper rear fairing under her huge ass(et).

I also almost dropped the bike when we pulled back in, because I didn't realize its a little tough to maneuver with added weight.
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Funny story of the day;

Larger ~200lb African coworker spots me pulling into work on my bike. Talk about it for a minute, she talks about how shes always wanted to ride one but never had the chance. Me being the opportunity sticken 130lb white boy that I am, suggest I take her for a ride down the block. The combined weight was practically maxed out, when we hit a bump, the rear tire started whining against the upper rear fairing under her huge ass(et).

I also almost dropped the bike when we pulled back in, because I didn't realize its a little tough to maneuver with added weight.
holy sh*t
I imagine I lot of jealous black dudes staring at you..
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Hey, I see plenty of skinny black dudes with big white women. I just wanted to see what all the hype was about.

I wish someone had taken a picture, it was a kodak moment. The kind you see on the front of funny birthday cards.
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How about when you are waiting to turn right in to traffic at an intersection but you have to wait for the one car to pass by. So you wait. and wait. and then they turn right. No turn signal. Ahhh! I hate that. Maybe hate is strong word...I loathe that.
Hattteeeee that! Same thing happens when exiting a plaza onto a main road. Will be waiting waiting for a car to go by so I dont cut them off and then the driver ends up turning into the same plaza with no signal. Dont you see me waiting there wanting to turn onto the road?
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Hattteeeee that! Same thing happens when exiting a plaza onto a main road. Will be waiting waiting for a car to go by so I dont cut them off and then the driver ends up turning into the same plaza with no signal. Dont you see me waiting there wanting to turn onto the road?
It's so damn annoying! It happens quite a bit around here too, sadly.
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