Boulder police seek man who hid in portable toilet

jpsum · 06-22-2011, 07:27 PM

Boulder police are looking for a tall young man who escaped capture while "covered in feces" after he contorted himself inside a portable toilet at the Hanuman Yoga Festival on Friday.

A woman had gone inside to use the toilet when she suspected someone was hiding in the well-used bowl beneath a tarp, police said Tuesday.
A security officer waited outside until a shirtless, shoeless man came out stained with human waste. When the officer tried to stop him, he made a run for it and got away.

Witnesses told police he might be a local transient who uses the name Sky.
He is described as white, about 20 years old, between 6 feet 4 inches and 6 feet 8 inches tall with a thin build and short, dark hair.
Witnesses said he had cuts on his back and legs and was wearing leather bracelets on each wrist.

Boulder police spokeswoman Kim Kobel told the Daily Camera that police are not sure how he was able to squeeze into the tank or what he was doing there. He is being sought on charges of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact.

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_18326586

E90SoFlo · 06-22-2011, 07:34 PM

lol

CollinsE90 · 06-22-2011, 07:37 PM

Dude who got away is full of shit

E90SoFlo · 06-22-2011, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Dude who got away is full of shit

+1

1sikbmr · 06-22-2011, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Dude who got away is full of shit

jpsum · 06-22-2011, 07:44 PM

i bet you he got away because no one wanted to tackle him

SilverII · 06-22-2011, 07:53 PM

^^^ true

that guy is sick...

Naptime · 06-22-2011, 08:03 PM

What a shitty thing to do...

I bet the police are going to kick the shit out of this guy then they find him....

number335 · 06-22-2011, 08:13 PM

Just another case of police poo-tality.

SchlauCow · 06-22-2011, 08:59 PM

Wasn't sure they could stack shit that high, but this is a new record now.

g_rant · 06-22-2011, 10:59 PM

I actually wonder what the hell he was even doing there...

Dackz · 06-23-2011, 12:10 AM

And hippie events like this are the reason I avoid Boulder mostly.............lol.

Blake · 06-23-2011, 12:51 AM

collins got away again!

AllydNYC · 06-23-2011, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Dude who got away is full of shit

Thank you Confucius.

Space Ghost · 06-23-2011, 09:20 AM

I'm sure he is sorry and feels crappy about it.

import36 · 06-23-2011, 09:30 AM

<insert pic of Shawn Bradley hiding in the shitter>

when you see it, you'll shit bricks.

chinoxs203 · 06-23-2011, 03:57 PM

wonder if he popped out...

06-22-2011, 07:27 PM	#1
jpsum Major 264 Rep 1,088 Posts Drives: 2010 TSX Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Haven area iTrader: (4)	Boulder police seek man who hid in portable toilet Boulder police are looking for a tall young man who escaped capture while "covered in feces" after he contorted himself inside a portable toilet at the Hanuman Yoga Festival on Friday. A woman had gone inside to use the toilet when she suspected someone was hiding in the well-used bowl beneath a tarp, police said Tuesday. A security officer waited outside until a shirtless, shoeless man came out stained with human waste. When the officer tried to stop him, he made a run for it and got away. Witnesses told police he might be a local transient who uses the name Sky. He is described as white, about 20 years old, between 6 feet 4 inches and 6 feet 8 inches tall with a thin build and short, dark hair. Witnesses said he had cuts on his back and legs and was wearing leather bracelets on each wrist. Boulder police spokeswoman Kim Kobel told the Daily Camera that police are not sure how he was able to squeeze into the tank or what he was doing there. He is being sought on charges of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact. http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_18326586
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