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      12-09-2011, 08:18 AM   #23
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Whatever you do, do NOT run a tuned 6 speed 5.0 if youre lightly modded...

They are freaks from a roll, especially @ 80mph+...

From a dig "most 5.0's" are easy to beat, especially when equipped with an auto while launching in 2nd gear

I got 4 videos of me running a tuned 5.0...

I worked his ass from a dig but got brutalized from a roll...
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July 22, two guys in a mustang over the summer pulled up at a light next to me. We both gunned it for the on ramp. Two lanes merge into one. He wasnt letting up and I wasnt backing down. I blew him a kiss as I passed him.
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      12-09-2011, 09:59 AM   #25
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Lol at Sara knowing the exact date. Kiss must be a metaphor for penis in her language.
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Lol at Sara knowing the exact date. Kiss must be a metaphor for penis in her language.
I only remember that date because I made a status about it afterwards. I went back through my wall posts and found it last night lol
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      12-09-2011, 10:24 AM   #27
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      12-09-2011, 11:58 AM   #28
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Whatever you do, do NOT run a tuned 6 speed 5.0 if youre lightly modded...

They are freaks from a roll, especially @ 80mph+...

From a dig "most 5.0's" are easy to beat, especially when equipped with an auto while launching in 2nd gear

I got 4 videos of me running a tuned 5.0...

I worked his ass from a dig but got brutalized from a roll...
+1, the 5.0 is nuts. With a tune, intercooler, intake and downpipes you can easily beat them from a dig. From a roll you can forget it. Our cars have nothing on a V8 up top.
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      12-09-2011, 04:36 PM   #30
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Even when I did street race a few years back, I never understood why people felt proud or ashamed if they were faster or slower than the other guy. I'll have a little fun every now and then, but I'm too cautious to actually "race" another driver on public roads now.



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You love to beat Mustang owners out on the highway, today one of the new mustangs was hot rodding around with his rediculous exhaust notes and rumbling engine making more noise than anything, and of coarse he saw my wheels and fought thru traffic so we would be red lighted together, so i decide to give him a run for his money flip my DCT off and as the light turns green im off and he is fighting for traction and from the sound of it (i was about a car ahead by the end of 2nd and the turbos taking me farther faster) he seemed to miss 3rd (muahahaha) i guess he was so ashamed of being beat by a 4 door that he just let other traffic pass him by so i didnt see him at the next light but i did get a thumbs up from a spectator
"Ridiculous exhaust note...making more noise than anything"—that's the sound of an engine that creates eargasms compared to our dinky force-fed I6s.
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I'm not one to street race usually, but when I was in my (modded) 335i once, this guy in a GT pulled up next to me with his gf and shouts over, "You ready to go buddy?" and started laughing. Needless to say I had the last laugh as I had the same turnout as you.
Ok this guy sounds like he deserved to be shown up.
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The new mustangs have the potential to smoke a 335 that's not modded pretty heavily.. Definitely doable though.

Older model mustangs are pretty slow really. It's a good feeling to knock em down a few notches from time to time.
Do you really think "their" (as if you can categorize all drivers the same way because they have the same car) egos are always inflated because they're driving a Mustang?
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They really can't stand it. I had one try to flyby me on an exit ramp after he fought traffic to get even. When his front bumper was at my rear I buried it, he took a car length (license plate was NYTRIDR lol) then I was gone. Slowed back down and he then rode my ass for about a mile to show me how tough he is GRRR MUSTANG!!! Wouldn't try passing though.
Again with the generalizations, as if all BMW drivers are douches with more money than brains. Ignorance is bliss.
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they don't fuck with me...they maybe dumb, but not that dumb....
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One time, a mustang pulled up next to me at a light and the driver nodded at me. So I nodded back. He took off like a fucking rocket, and I sat there for like three seconds, thinking "man I know I could beat him, but I'm a responsible adult and I really don't want to have to hire a lawyer to defend a street racing or reckless endangerment charge.", so I just went back to driving as I normally do after he got like a good quarter mile ahead of me.

Then I went home and paid my bills. Shit was so cash, yo.
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Even when I did street race a few years back, I never understood why people felt proud or ashamed if they were faster or slower than the other guy. I'll have a little fun every now and then, but I'm too cautious to actually "race" another driver on public roads now.




"Ridiculous exhaust note...making more noise than anything"—that's the sound of an engine that creates eargasms compared to our dinky force-fed I6s.

Ok this guy sounds like he deserved to be shown up.

Do you really think "their" (as if you can categorize all drivers the same way because they have the same car) egos are always inflated because they're driving a Mustang?

Again with the generalizations, as if all BMW drivers are douches with more money than brains. Ignorance is bliss.

Really...

At least I know you're (hopefully) being sarcastic.


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BMW have tapped into this by mirroring typical BMW dynamics and steering communication within the new UKL cars.
You mean massive body roll, a steering system that is not connected to the front wheels, and the engine note played through the speaker system?!?!?!?!
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      12-09-2011, 05:04 PM   #32
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Again with the generalizations, as if all BMW drivers are douches with more money than brains. Ignorance is bliss.
I was actually generalizing to people who lose a street race after feeling so confident that they'll win, not Mustang drivers specifically.
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I was actually generalizing to people who lose a street race after feeling so confident that they'll win, not Mustang drivers specifically.
Gotcha, misinterpreted on my part.
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      12-09-2011, 06:51 PM   #34
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here are the 4 runs i got in with my buddy's Bama Tuned 5.0 6-speed.

and he even had a passenger - my little brother....











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      12-09-2011, 06:56 PM   #35
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I guess cause my cars have always been convertibles no one tries to race me.

Win for me.
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      12-13-2011, 01:59 AM   #36
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I'm not one to street race usually, but when I was in my (modded) 335i once, this guy in a GT pulled up next to me with his gf and shouts over, "You ready to go buddy?" and started laughing. Needless to say I had the last laugh as I had the same turnout as you.
I've been in the same situation, kind of awkward after I won though because we stopped at the next light and than they both just stared at me.. This was I think a modded 09-10 GT . The new GTs are a little different story in terms of speed lol
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      12-14-2011, 02:22 AM   #37
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Haha ive whooped so many foxbody mustang 5.0s! My friend now uses the excuse "your car's cheating cus it has twin turbos" lmao. Aside from being loud they arent going anywhere against me, never tried the newer mustangs tho...
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      12-14-2011, 08:21 PM   #38
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I lost to a red mustang 5.0 on the 405 before, I lost but I think his was modded because it was retardedly loud. Either that or my 240lb fat friend slowed me down.
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a few years ago i rolled up to a sonic before going to a meet with a friend (Me in an evo, and friend in a wrx), guy with a GTs girlfriend shouts "this is what a real car sounds like" standing next to her bfs mustang. i proceeded to destroy him later that night on the highway. was the 2000s style body, but either way i never forgot, so satisfying.

In Texas mustangs are the absolute worse, they are damn near everywhere and they always want to race. v6 v8 it doesnt matter, this follows closely by Camaros and challengers/Chargers. No matter how fast those cars are they are always just going to be a car you see every day. The other day a charger with an exhaust kept trying to race me, so i gave three honks and immediately tapped my gas to make some noise, and pulled into my neighborhood, more satisfaction than any race could be.
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mustangs around here are bad but 350z's are the thing that plauges the roadways out here. and they are even easier to SMOKE!
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just less than 15 min ago as i was driving home i had a e90 330i ricer fly by me and we happened to get stopped at the next red light together, i didn't want to be an idiot and street race but this guy kept eyeing me and i thought seriously? do you not see that we're in the same car pretty much but i have the faster version?! i just didn't get it so i smoked him till the next light we lined up again and i look over and he's looking down and txting or whatever on his phone and avoiding eye contact lol
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One time, a mustang pulled up next to me at a light and the driver nodded at me. So I nodded back. He took off like a fucking rocket, and I sat there for like three seconds, thinking "man I know I could beat him, but I'm a responsible adult and I really don't want to have to hire a lawyer to defend a street racing or reckless endangerment charge.", so I just went back to driving as I normally do after he got like a good quarter mile ahead of me.

Then I went home and paid my bills. Shit was so cash, yo.
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Oh shit I accidentally logged on to bimmerforums...

Oh wait, no I didn't.

I don't understand how some of you guys could say the N54 sounds better than the 3V or Coyote. That's probably the most herpity derpity thing I've ever heard. That being said, I always get a chub when my modded TT car beats all those inferior unmodded cars. Puts em right back where they belong, in their trailers drinking Keystone Light talking about how the South will rise again while they pass their sisters around.

American cars are so slow and they like fall apart in a week after you buy it. Thank God I went ahead and spent the extra money for this beautiful German beast, whose interior is infallible and whose reliability will hold the benchmark for generations to come. All other car manufacturers will bow to this one; that's just part of the master plan. I don't care how many pedestrians I have to kill, or how many light poles I have to mow down, I will make sure every one of those mullet and stone-wash jeans wearing, uneducated hicks knows that I am better than they are.

BRB, have to go get myself off by vigorously rubbing my taint on the roundel on my hood.
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Oh shit I accidentally logged on to bimmerforums...

Oh wait, no I didn't.

I don't understand how some of you guys could say the N54 sounds better than the 3V or Coyote. That's probably the most herpity derpity thing I've ever heard. That being said, I always get a chub when my modded TT car beats all those inferior unmodded cars. Puts em right back where they belong, in their trailers drinking Keystone Light talking about how the South will rise again while they pass their sisters around.

American cars are so slow and they like fall apart in a week after you buy it. Thank God I went ahead and spent the extra money for this beautiful German beast, whose interior is infallible and whose reliability will hold the benchmark for generations to come. All other car manufacturers will bow to this one; that's just part of the master plan. I don't care how many pedestrians I have to kill, or how many light poles I have to mow down, I will make sure every one of those mullet and stone-wash jeans wearing, uneducated hicks knows that I am better than they are.

BRB, have to go get myself off by vigorously rubbing my taint on the roundel on my hood.
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