I Hate Birds

Hoothout · 10-26-2008, 10:06 AM

i parked my car at the Green Hills Mall, in Nashville and went inside for about 30 minutes, and i came back out and my car was attacked by bird feces.

i counted 46 bird splats, New Record?

MVEED3 · 10-26-2008, 10:16 AM

Whatever you do, just make sure to get it washed off ASAP. As the poop dries, it etches the paint. That is, unless you got the appearance protection package. Etched paint is covered.

Oh yeah, I hate those birds too. Seagulls, crows, and all the pooping-on-car types.

Allen

Tondtar · 10-26-2008, 11:38 AM

We hate you too ...and we know where you live.
(Nice car, by the way ....NOT for long though!

)

-Birds

Alpine · 10-26-2008, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaCman328

i parked my car at the Green Hills Mall, in Nashville and went inside for about 30 minutes, and i came back out and my car was attacked by bird feces.

i counted 46 bird splats, New Record?

Let that be a lesson. Park in the garage next time!

Blake · 10-26-2008, 12:46 PM

Scorpion · 10-26-2008, 01:25 PM

Dang 46 in 30 mins lol. I hate it myself, to bad birds don't have cars. We could go and take dumps on them lol. See how they feel.

Year's_End · 10-26-2008, 03:23 PM

should carry a 12 guage with you...the spread would get a good number of em...

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MVEED3 Lieutenant 85 Rep 425 Posts Drives: '16 GT4 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: San Diego iTrader: (12)	Whatever you do, just make sure to get it washed off ASAP. As the poop dries, it etches the paint. That is, unless you got the appearance protection package. Etched paint is covered. Oh yeah, I hate those birds too. Seagulls, crows, and all the pooping-on-car types. Allen __________________ 2021 ZR2 Airborne certified 2019 GTS PCCB 5x130 Slick 2016 Agate Grey GT4 PCCB LWB 2013 HP4 Competition
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Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1072 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	We hate you too ...and we know where you live. (Nice car, by the way ....NOT for long though! ) -Birds
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Scorpion Major 162 Rep 1,210 Posts Drives: Nothing Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Nowhere iTrader: (0)	Dang 46 in 30 mins lol. I hate it myself, to bad birds don't have cars. We could go and take dumps on them lol. See how they feel.
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Year's_End Lieutenant General 1135 Rep 12,444 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	should carry a 12 guage with you...the spread would get a good number of em... __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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