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      05-06-2009, 12:04 AM   #1
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does size really matters?

I don't know if it's a repost but here yah go

http://www.vidmax.com/video/1825/So_...eally_matter_/

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      05-06-2009, 12:32 AM   #2
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lmao...are my penis really hard?
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      05-06-2009, 12:37 AM   #3
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      05-06-2009, 12:50 AM   #4
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the weather after the tomorrow convention really potato their baskets. upon quickly carrots venture 1:36 pm haha! commodities house terribly, aircraft then forthcoming. brief dessert venturing foliage, corrected many girl house log penmanship have? accelerated protractor smiling attempt! laughed banana boombox; kitchen table proficiency. plentiful maroon baboon collapsing, frog twirl span. box terrific! (wonderfully appointment traveling swam). kidding totaled aside recited capitol. principals forgotten upon racquetball talents.
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the weather after the tomorrow convention really potato their baskets. upon quickly carrots venture 1:36 pm haha! commodities house terribly, aircraft then forthcoming. brief dessert venturing foliage, corrected many girl house log penmanship have? accelerated protractor smiling attempt! laughed banana boombox; kitchen table proficiency. plentiful maroon baboon collapsing, frog twirl span. box terrific! (wonderfully appointment traveling swam). kidding totaled aside recited capitol. principals forgotten upon racquetball talents.
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      05-06-2009, 12:55 AM   #6
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I is my wonder how is are you learning spell?
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      05-06-2009, 12:56 AM   #7
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i dunno, ask the wizard

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i guess i fail on the title, anyways though its a funny vid.
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just giving you a hard time, man. funny video
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      05-06-2009, 01:14 AM   #10
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If you're 5-6" and has a good girth then you're good. Most women don't want a monster c*ck that porn has lead most of us to believe. Most women usually don't wanna get screwed like how they do porn either.
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      05-06-2009, 06:58 AM   #11
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If you're 5-6" and has a good girth then you're good. Most women don't want a monster c*ck that porn has lead most of us to believe. Most women usually don't wanna get screwed like how they do porn either.
I'm sure the women on this forum can attest to the falsity of that statement.
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damn, you mean they don't like ATM??

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I wonder if she had sausage after her salad..
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      05-06-2009, 03:00 PM   #14
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I'm sure the women on this forum can attest to the falsity of that statement.
+1 No woman wants a pansy in bed.
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somone needs to make a mod to control all that madness with only 1 button.... and no, its not called a tranny
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somone needs to make a mod to control all that madness with only 1 button.... and no, its not called a tranny
Is it called an automatic tranny?
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the weather after the tomorrow convention really potato their baskets. upon quickly carrots venture 1:36 pm haha! commodities house terribly, aircraft then forthcoming. brief dessert venturing foliage, corrected many girl house log penmanship have? accelerated protractor smiling attempt! laughed banana boombox; kitchen table proficiency. plentiful maroon baboon collapsing, frog twirl span. box terrific! (wonderfully appointment traveling swam). kidding totaled aside recited capitol. principals forgotten upon racquetball talents.
omfg if i could fit this in my sig i would. fuckin awesome.
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omg i'm still laughing. kitchen table proficiency wtf haha.
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Is it called an automatic tranny?
lol... thats not that "tranny" i was talking about
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omg i'm still laughing. kitchen table proficiency wtf haha.
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damn, you mean they don't like ATM??
I know for sure some do, that's why I said "most women don't".
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