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      02-02-2016, 03:56 PM   #1189
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      02-02-2016, 04:37 PM   #1190
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Please no need to complicate her life with bikini pics, a simple thong will do just fine.
Interesting that you mention that you have an accent, as she's half German and speaks it fluently....
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      02-02-2016, 04:41 PM   #1191
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Interesting that you mention that you have an accent, as she's half German and speaks it fluently....
Somewhere in my head is a joke about her "having a little German in her", but I think I will not bother to try to remember it. I had a German friend who used to use it all the time...

Anyway, instead I will say, "Sehr gut. Ist toll jemand so schön, wen auch Deutsch sprechen kann, zu sehen."
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      02-02-2016, 04:47 PM   #1192
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Somewhere in my head is a joke about her "having a little German in her", but I think I will not bother to try to remember it. I had a German friend who used to use it all the time...

Anyway, instead I will say, "Sehr gut. Ist toll jemand so schön, wen auch Deutsch sprechen kann, zu sehen."
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      02-02-2016, 04:51 PM   #1193
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      02-02-2016, 04:53 PM   #1194
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Oops I'm doing it wrong. Here is top and bottom. Middle is ample if you know what I mean....
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Oops I'm doing it wrong. Here is top and bottom. Middle is ample if you know what I mean....
Congrats my friend !
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      02-02-2016, 04:58 PM   #1196
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Miss whats77inaname has some competition. lol
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Miss whats77inaname has some competition. lol
Probably you want to see more...
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No one likes a kiss ass.
You hurt my feeling... After JUST discovering the MandaMew leghump thread (how'd I miss THAT shit show), I am perhaps inspired!q
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      02-02-2016, 05:08 PM   #1199
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Probably you want to see more...
Damit Belgium, that was supposed to be a secret!
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you guys are tempting me to post my woman again.
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Anyway, instead I will say, "Sehr gut. Ist toll jemand so schön, wen auch Deutsch sprechen kann, zu sehen."
She said, "Dankeschön "
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you guys are tempting me to post my woman again.
By woman you don't mean left hand, right? I need to know if we are avoiding thread because of threat of more cock pics... Or men in spandex shorts pics...
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I'll post one more. Because I like pizza.
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Damit Belgium, that was supposed to be a secret!
Like the fisherman said..."We cannot catch pictures" !
BTW...And look just above my post..
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I'll post one more. Because I like pizza.
I like your pizza too !
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I like your pizza too !
Hahaha thanks! Lots of gorgeous ladies in this thread for sure!
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      02-02-2016, 05:35 PM   #1207
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By woman you don't mean left hand, right? I need to know if we are avoiding thread because of threat of more cock pics... Or men in spandex shorts pics...

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I'll post one more. Because I like pizza.
I have a similar pool cleaner.


....that's what she's doing right?
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She said, "Dankeschön "
She should record herself saying "Ich möchte Mr Tonka in der Eier schießen."

Just because he insulted me...
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lol. Dez nutz are not for target practice!!
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