Massage Etiquette

[450whp335i]

i think i misunderstood what you guys were getting at and you misunderstood what i was getting at

well, I'll man up and say sorry I misunderstood what you guys were saying

but to me it sounded like you're saying that you either drink and have fun... or you don't drink thus you're boring/don't have fun/suck etc

if that is what you meant... well then I didn't misunderstand... but if that isn't what you mean, than I am in deed sorry for misunderstanding.

[lopealle]

Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

Bang her....duh.

this

Originally Posted by darkcloud

request that she either goes to work or to stop teasing your "dongle".



Personally I'm surprised she knew you were a man in the first place....

lol

Originally Posted by BTM

Should've told her about your bimmer

this




I thought we were talking about massage whores and trying to get them to touch our dongles and what not. Where the hell did religion and being against drinking and all that stuff come in? I know this is OT but lets stay on topic about the whores and the job they do.

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I'm still really confused. The greatest moments come from liquid inspiration... Why deny yourself that?

[450whp335i]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Actually, I have a HUGE problem with people who pick and choose which parts of a religion they follow. A religion is a set of guidelines. You follow one or you follow none. Anything else is hypocritical bullshit.

that's actually pretty ignorant

the religions we have today... were formed several several years ago

you can go back to my http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/ example

you really can't do everything completely, it's just not possible

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/about.php

perfect example of why you can't do it all

it's not only not practical.. it's impossible

cause... well if i was an extremist, all of you are infidels and deserve to die

what, is that how I should see the world then?
be realistic here

[TiAg335i]

this thread went from pitching a tent during a massage to religion

[CollinsE90]

This thread turned to complete shit

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

This thread turned to complete shit

Good timing too. My bottle of scotch is dead.

[JayKay335i]

Guess I should request the same girl next time and ask her to stroke the dongle. Then never ask for her again because I'm not giving her a better tip. I deserve it.

[Kroy]

Originally Posted by 450whp335i

Since when?

One is free to pick his/her own path.
You do not have to agree with everything in a religion; you're free to read it and accept it as it works for you.

hate to jump in on this, but have to say i respectfully disagree. think of all the different sects of christianity. minute differences yet they're separate religions. and it's not about completely following the guidelines (physically impossible), it's about your attempt to do so.

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

This thread turned to complete shit

[intensee92]

lmao

[Impervious]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Also, its not 1955. A dinner, movie, etc. doesnt cost $2 any more. With $24 for 2 movie tickets, $50 at any decent resturant, and another $20+ for drinks? Fuck that shit. I'm not handing some random girl $100 bill.

Definitely not an economics major.

[MadDog]

Fuck it. Let's have some

[BTM]

Originally Posted by Impervious

Definitely not an economics major.

Yea, I ran the CPI inflation. That date would've cost a little over $12 in 1955.

[.:bHd:.]

I leave school and come home and this thread turns into shit.

OP go back and get the same girl. Place your phone strategically in your pile of clothes so it takes a video or photos. Then post it here

Good day to you

[Blake]

Originally Posted by .:bHd:.

I leave school and come home and this thread turns into shit.

OP go back and get the same girl. Place your phone strategically in your pile of clothes so it takes a video or photos. Then post it here

Good day to you

you wanna peep jay's shit?

[Year's_End]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

You're that guy that used to be lots of fun but now he just hangs out with his girl and her friends. Everybody asked "Oh, what happened to him?" for the first 6 months or so and then stopped giving a crap. Now you might randomly run into somebody and get a call and they want to hang out and you act like you do but bail. Once in a blue moon you'll call them or show up to something because you're girls busy with something else. You're that person who has combined lives with their woman. I dont believe in that sort of shit. You should both have your own lives and be proud to share them with one another. As for going out with your boys and meeting girls and feeding your ego, FUCK YEAH.

mfw I was that guy at one point about a year ago. stopped drinking, smoking, going out, etc, because I had a girl that I basically merged social lives with. this is one reason why I fucking love dating and NOT going out with girls.

[e92ttaz2]

So where is this place at?

[.:bHd:.]

Originally Posted by Blake

you wanna peep her vajayjay?

fixed

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by Impervious

Definitely not an economics major.

But smart enough to know a bad investment.



And none of you phags are peeping my dongle.

[Blake]

Originally Posted by .:bHd:.

fixed

hmmm...doesn't sound like that.

[bmwmthree]

Originally Posted by TiAg335i

i've spent most of my life not drinking and avoiding the partying scene altogether because my parents told me so - it doesn't work. people don't end up calling you because they know you don't drink and are in general boring to be around. maybe i need to get new friends, but nearly all of the people i know go out to have fun, and that usually involves alcohol. it's not so much me giving into peer pressure as me accepting a fact of life and rolling with it.

Good post.

[Verbiage]

Tl; dr. Wtf bbq.