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      03-03-2011, 06:16 PM   #67
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I tend to not filter everything I say (then again I hardly filter myself sober), so I've been known to ask fat chicks what it's like being overweight. I laugh, my friends laugh, everyone else is offended, so it is all good.
Obviously, I rarely filter sober. I think the rarely filtering turns into suggestions of extreme sexual situations and seeing what happens when alcohol is added. I listen just enough at all times to respond and act interested.
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Obviously, I rarely filter sober. I think the rarely filtering turns into suggestions of extreme sexual situations and seeing what happens when alcohol is added. I listen just enough at all times to respond and act interested.
I call that socializing
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      03-03-2011, 06:18 PM   #69
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      03-03-2011, 06:27 PM   #70
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I call that socializing
I call it a relationship
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      03-03-2011, 06:41 PM   #71
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Also, she was awesome, because she just shut up and did her work. I hate when the woman start bitching about their kids and their life. I dont give a fuck. I'm not a therapist. I just want a fucken massage.
Word. This is second closest thing to getting a hooker. You're paying a woman to rub you all over and make you feel better. She better shut the fuck up.
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      03-03-2011, 06:52 PM   #72
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The only response here that matters is Blakes. Thank you sir.

The last date I went on and paid was ~$70 for dinner.
As for not drinking, ok. As long as you're not a debbie downer as you go out and dont refuse to go out. I have a friend who doesn't drink any more. Hes pretty boring to go out with.
Well I don't go out with my male friends that often

When we hang out, it's usually for video games or car meets and such

Otherwise I just go out with the girl I'm dating

It's been like this for the past couple of years

So I guess your last statement doesn't really apply to me.
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Well I don't go out with my male friends that often

When we hang out, it's usually for video games or car meets and such

Otherwise I just go out with the girl I'm dating

It's been like this for the past couple of years

So I guess your last statement doesn't really apply to me.
It applies. You're that guy.
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      03-03-2011, 07:00 PM   #74
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Obviously, I rarely filter sober. I think the rarely filtering turns into suggestions of extreme sexual situations and seeing what happens when alcohol is added. I listen just enough at all times to respond and act interested.
i think we would get along very well when shitfaced. sounds like me.
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i don't get how some people can go out and not drink..i'm no alcoholic but almost everyone i know drinks when they go out..i personally hate drinking but do it anyway to at least try to have a good time
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my life would suck considerably more without alcohol
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my life would suck considerably more without alcohol
you mean you don't get hangovers?

for the life of me i always end up feeling like shit everytime i drink...i don't know how to avoid it...maybe drink slower...but i always end up feeling nauseous
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all this talk of drinking makes me want to go out and do something spectacular tonight
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It applies. You're that guy.
The guy that only goes out with women?

I don't find it that fun to go out with male friends... cause well, you go to a club or bar with your guy friends to find women.... well, if you already have a girl... then wtf is the point
Just to flirt and feed your ego?
I rather get physical

Flirting is boring if action isn't guaranteed


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i don't get how some people can go out and not drink..i'm no alcoholic but almost everyone i know drinks when they go out..i personally hate drinking but do it anyway to at least try to have a good time
If you hate something... but feel you have to do it because those around you are doing it... means you're falling victim to peer pressure.
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you mean you don't get hangovers?
Very rarely. On the other hand, I do tend to act on the eccentric side when I'm drunk. Like randomly attempt to start a collection of 1/43 scale models of every F1 champion car since they started up again in the 1950s. 1958 champion Ferrari 246 F1 Mike Hawthorne arrived today. I think 1961 Ferrari Type 156 Phil Hill will arrive tomorrow.

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you mean you don't get hangovers?

for the life of me i always end up feeling like shit everytime i drink...i don't know how to avoid it...maybe drink slower...but i always end up feeling nauseous
maybe you just aren't good at it?

don't mix, stay away from the sugary fruity drinks, and don't drink wine
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random words
who are you?
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you mean you don't get hangovers?

for the life of me i always end up feeling like shit everytime i drink...i don't know how to avoid it...maybe drink slower...but i always end up feeling nauseous
Drink water. lots of water. or gaterade.

eat bread/carbs.

Pee a lot

don't sleep until it's worn off
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The guy that only goes out with women?

I don't find it that fun to go out with male friends... cause well, you go to a club or bar with your guy friends to find women.... well, if you already have a girl... then wtf is the point
Just to flirt and feed your ego?
I rather get physical

Flirting is boring if action isn't guaranteed




If you hate something... but feel you have to do it because those around you are doing it... means you're falling victim to peer pressure.
sounds like you need better friends
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i think we would get along very well when shitfaced. sounds like me.
I think if we got shit faced together we might actually destroy the world.
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who are you?
??

what new members aren't welcome here...?

and quoting something I never typed... psh
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I drink wine almost all weekdays. As long as I get 6hrs of sleep I'm good. I'm off for taco thursday. I'll be back tipsy, more interested in myself and less in all of you. Blake, have fun and be safe
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I think if we got shit faced together we might actually destroy the world.
i'll bring some charlie sheen

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??

what new members aren't welcome here...?

and quoting something I never typed... psh
sure, but i'm suspicious.
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