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      08-06-2008, 01:44 PM   #1
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Z4 is Making My Life Hell!

First of all let me say....This is an attempt at some humour too! lol
I was in a relationship of 10 years with a woman. Let's call her "she" She had a 99' Miata. We also had a Winter bomb (99 Volvo S70) and I had and still have my 98 Ranger 4wd. I tried to talk her into a new roadster of some sort. We look at the Z4 (although never test drove one, that's another story) we test drove a brand new Miata and she could never decide to spend any $$$ on a new car. After what i thought would be a friendly "going our own ways" I decided....it all about me now!' I have been driving a 10 year old truck and simpy drove to the nearest BMW dealer and bought my dream car, a jet black Z4. SHE absolutely hates me now, she even admitted cause due to me buying a Z4. BTW...SHE still has the 99' Miata!
In my new town... I was at the Post Office for the first time. As I was exiting the PO, I followed a vehicle in the right hand lane taking a left. The PO had a one way exit, left lane for turning left, right lane for turning right of left in my case. A 3rd vehicle coming up on our left to turn left had an attitude cause I (and also the truck in front of me) was in the right lane (actually the wrong lane:^) He yellled at me as I was pulling out (BTW all 3 of us got out at once) "get in the right lane!!!" and rode my a$$ down the road! I remained calm (to many a surprise) and simply did the speed limit!
We get up to a traffic light now turning red. He pulls up next to me and starts the BS.... "You think you're cool in your german sports car!" He went on for a minute... (now he's driving a F250) "why don't you buy AMERICAN!!?
I looked at the ahole and said..." Hey! I also drive a Ford truck, where was yours made? Canada or Mexico????"

The look on his face was priceless!
Also.... I'm 46 years old! The next @%@& ahole that says "MID LIFE CRISIS" is gonna get choked! lol

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      08-06-2008, 01:54 PM   #2
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hahaha nice post.... 46 isnt mid life crisis yet... in 10 years maybe

edit: btw i'd shoot myself if i lived in a town like that
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      08-06-2008, 01:57 PM   #3
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hahaha nice post.... 46 isnt mid life crisis yet... in 10 years maybe
because people live til 112???
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      08-06-2008, 02:00 PM   #4
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No way am I going to live to 112! I'll take 47 as of today! lol
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      08-06-2008, 02:03 PM   #5
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because people live til 112???
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No way am I going to live to 112! I'll take 47 as of today! lol
no coz the first 20 years dont really count...
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... "You think you're cool in your german sports car!" He went on for a minute... (now he's driving a F250) "why don't you buy AMERICAN!!?
I looked at the ahole and said..." Hey! I also drive a Ford truck, where was yours made? Canada or Mexico????"

The look on his face was priceless!

Nice!
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A better response would be "My car was built in South Carolina. Was your truck built in Canada or Mexico?"
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no coz the first 20 years dont really count...
+1 - you don't really count childhood. Mid-life crisis is misused/overused anyway. People have been accusing me of having one since I was 30! Ironically, no one in the Brown family has died of natural causes before 90 for as long as anyone can remember. I've got 3 relatives over 100.
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dude if i get to over 75 im shooting myself. have mercy on my family and relative. imagine me post whoring for the next 50 years. lol

well 40's is the man's prime really. then they start realizing they're going down hill in 50's, and that's the "crisis". that's when white men start hitting on asian girls in their early 20's and make me
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A better response would be "My car was built in South Carolina. Was your truck built in Canada or Mexico?"
hahah true that, that's even better.
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people have this stupid misconception that they should promote american products by only buying american products. which is the most fucking ridiculous thing i've ever heard.

there are trade agreements governing international trade. trade between countries have to be equivalent or based on an agreement. if we stop buying german products then germans will not be able to buy our products either, which will kill american products. ignorance
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A better response would be "My car was built in South Carolina. Was your truck built in Canada or Mexico?"
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^ +1000000000000 One of the best comebacks ever,.... like the one of the general to the radio girl
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Nah, its not a true mid-life crisis unless its a Red Corvette.

Your pretty safe in the black Z4.
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Nah, its not a true mid-life crisis unless its a Red Corvette.

Your pretty safe in the black Z4.
OT but vettes have 0% apr right now... maybe its time for a crisis
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very misleading title, good job on z4 vs the '99 miata.......hahaha
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