best and worse pick up lines that you used

[mpimping]

at a bar on club put your arm around her and say "let's go home" and see what happens.. Haven't tried it yet, let me know what happens.

[Dmitriy@AUTOcouture]

"Hey I know you! We went to different schools together!"

I was 17... She laughed, I smiled, the rest is history

[flukey]

In a crowded bar find a girl standing alone...

Him: "Hey did you invite all these people?"

Her: "What are you talking about?"

Him: "I thought it was just going to be the two of us!"

Thats out of Max Tuckers book "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell"

[!Xoible]

Originally Posted by ska

Hi, how are you...you wanna fuck tonight?

i take it that was your best, right?

[!Xoible]

best pickup line: "NIIICE tits"

worst pickup line: "can I bury my face between em?"

[djmatty]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Do you know what roofies taste like?"

"Are you going to be walking out to your car alone?"

[hotsand5]

Originally Posted by djmatty

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Do you know what roofies taste like?"

"Are you going to be walking out to your car alone?"

LOFL!!!

[BeMyWife330i]

"Nice ass" works all the time

[ska///235i]

Originally Posted by mantis

i take it that was your best, right?

maybe you should read the entire thread

[al4m]

Originally Posted by shpuntik

"Hey I know you! We went to different schools together!"

I was 17... She laughed, I smiled, the rest is history

Originally Posted by djmatty

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Do you know what roofies taste like?"

"Are you going to be walking out to your car alone?"

ROFL!!!!!!!!
good idea for a thread. props to the OP

hey. do you have helium in your pants? because your ass is out of this world!!

are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you.

hey. can you help me find my lost puppy? i think he wandered into this cheap motel across the street.

[Scott_H]

some of these are just classic.

Here is the worst i know of:

Guy: You just walk up to a girl and stare at her in the eyes with a really blank/unimpressed look on your face for about 10 - 20 seconds.

Girl: "Can i help you?"

Guy: *look down and back up* "Well it's not gonna suck itself!"

[mpimping]

can u supercharge me? she says huh. You tell her you want to get blown.

guy : do you work at subway?

girl : no, why?

guy: oh, cuz you just gave me a foot long

[tryangles]

I can't recall of any right off the top of my head but this matrix is on point:

[HyperM3]

You: Hey, wanna get a pizza and fuck?
Her: No!
You: What, you dont like pizza?

You: Have you ever rescued an animal?
Her: Why?
You: If I followed you home, would you keep me?

You: Wow, that outfit looks great on you(showing that you notice she spent time to put it together)
Her: Well thank you
You: Bet it would look great off of you too.

I gave up on threesomes since I was diagnosed with ADD. I can only concentrate on one woman at a time now. Would you like to be my one woman?

You: Come here often?
Her: (doesnt matter)
You: Cus Id like to hear you come often

Hi there, how many drinks does it take for you to pass out?

You: Do you know anything about nuclear fusion?
Her: No
You: Neither do I, wanna get out of here?

[mpimping]

do you play volleyball? Can you squat?

[smog]

"Wanna smoke out?"

works everytime

[mpimping]

Originally Posted by smog

"Wanna smoke out?"

works everytime

good idea

[Excellence]

Originally Posted by shpuntik

"Hey I know you! We went to different schools together!"

I was 17... She laughed, I smiled, the rest is history

Wow. That honestly worked? Damn...

[Comet]

some of these are good and I'm gonna use them on girls if I go out this weekend

[samwoo2go]

Guy: if your a buger, I pick you

Grl: WTF, fuck you

Guy: don't trip chocolate chip

Grl: why shouldn't I be mad, you just called me a buger

Guy: Cuz I care teddybear.

Grl: hahaha ok I'll fuck you. (this part is made up, it never happens like this.)


the 1st line could be used interchangably with this

if Im a fly, I fly all over you...cuz your the SHIT!!!


Check her shirt label then say... Just as I thought, made in Heaven.


Guy: Don't you own a bank?

Grl: no why?

Guy: Cuz I would like to make a deposit.


They call me the Asian Exception (grab your junk at the same time...you will obviously need to be asian)


Guy: you know the saying once you go black you never go back?

Grl: ya but your not black.

Guy: (shakes her hand) Hi Steven Black.

[schneid4323]

"Wait, arent you a lesbian?"