You know you own an e9x M3 when...

1MtoM3 · 01-16-2013, 06:37 PM

when you end up ''roof down'' in the playground of a daycare centre with strands of kids hair on your radiator and a fall of your own urine leaking down your chest and face.

1MtoM3 · 01-16-2013, 06:38 PM

when you buy a overpriced car without flinching , then bitch at a 200$ oil change.

1MtoM3 · 01-16-2013, 06:42 PM

When you give hell to the pre-pubescent zit faced deckhand that didn't wrap your cheap cloth seats in plasticrap before sitting his skinny ass in your car , even if he's obviously cleaner than you.

1MtoM3 · 01-16-2013, 06:44 PM

when you tell your mother in law leaning on your quarter panel with what appears to be the softest jogging pants ever to WATCH THE FUCKING PAINT!!

1MtoM3 · 01-16-2013, 06:49 PM

when you jump on the counter at the dmv in a hissy fit 'cause you didnt get any of the following numbers/letters on your plates....
E
9
B
2
M
3
W

1MtoM3 · 01-16-2013, 06:53 PM

when you wont even step on the go pedal ,on a deserted road, when a rs4 pulls up and wants to race just for 5 seconds, so you don't break your douchebag ego in case you dont pull ahead.

1MtoM3 · 01-16-2013, 06:56 PM

when you wouldnt even eat Jessica Alba's ass in your car 'cause you wanna preserve the leather!

(i would drink her dirty bath water)

1MtoM3 · 01-16-2013, 07:01 PM

When your date says : " lets have sex in your car" , and you reply: " ok, my other car is at home "

Invadermoose · 01-16-2013, 07:02 PM

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when you end up ''roof down'' in the playground of a daycare centre with strands of kids hair on your radiator and a fall of your own urine leaking down your chest and face.

What in the hell did I just read

Transfer · 01-16-2013, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by p-streets

If you have DCT and get mad when someone says o I have that in my Honda or whatever non sports car they drive

FOR REAL

1MtoM3 · 01-16-2013, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Transfer

FOR REAL

i have that on my snow blower

euro* · 01-16-2013, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MtoM3

i have that on my snow blower

STOP ruining this thread!!!!

1MtoM3 · 01-16-2013, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Invadermoose

What in the hell did I just read

stuff like this has happened before.......much like the big bang , and baywatch.

1MtoM3 · 01-16-2013, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by v_bimmer

STOP ruining this thread!!!!

sorry

Talk2meg00se · 01-16-2013, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Invadermoose

What in the hell did I just read

Don't worry, he's Canadian.

My 10th BMW · 01-16-2013, 08:21 PM

When You slow down to admire your own reflection in mirrored windows.

X2Board · 01-16-2013, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JoM3z

When you tell your wife the mods you purchase are a necessity and it improves the car.

To tell the truth, I've done that will all my cars.

//M Powered · 01-16-2013, 08:54 PM

When an officer pulls you over and is in the process of writing you a ticket and he's asking stats on your car...(yes this happened to me)

Crypty · 01-16-2013, 09:02 PM

When you pick a girl up for a date and the cat is already in the bag.

1MOREMOD · 01-16-2013, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1MtoM3

when you wouldnt even eat Jessica Alba's ass in your car 'cause you wanna preserve the leather!

(i would drink her dirty bath water)

you should be ashamed. unless you have speed cloth just do the deed.

mdosu · 01-16-2013, 10:58 PM

....when you click threads like this on M3post

spyderco10 · 01-16-2013, 11:23 PM

when unsolicited male attention suddenly increases at parking lots and gas stations.

01-16-2013, 06:37 PM	#67
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01-16-2013, 06:42 PM	#69
1MtoM3 HayZeus 17 Rep 302 Posts Drives: 2008 E90 M3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Brossard , Canada iTrader: (0)	When you give hell to the pre-pubescent zit faced deckhand that didn't wrap your cheap cloth seats in plasticrap before sitting his skinny ass in your car , even if he's obviously cleaner than you. __________________ BLOME !!! MW E92 , Turner test pipes , Vorsteiner Titanium catback, TMS spacers, ESS remap , KW sleeves.
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1MtoM3 HayZeus 17 Rep 302 Posts Drives: 2008 E90 M3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Brossard , Canada iTrader: (0)	when you tell your mother in law leaning on your quarter panel with what appears to be the softest jogging pants ever to WATCH THE FUCKING PAINT!! __________________ BLOME !!! MW E92 , Turner test pipes , Vorsteiner Titanium catback, TMS spacers, ESS remap , KW sleeves.
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01-16-2013, 06:49 PM	#71
1MtoM3 HayZeus 17 Rep 302 Posts Drives: 2008 E90 M3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Brossard , Canada iTrader: (0)	when you jump on the counter at the dmv in a hissy fit 'cause you didnt get any of the following numbers/letters on your plates.... E 9 B 2 M 3 W __________________ BLOME !!! MW E92 , Turner test pipes , Vorsteiner Titanium catback, TMS spacers, ESS remap , KW sleeves.
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01-16-2013, 06:53 PM	#72
1MtoM3 HayZeus 17 Rep 302 Posts Drives: 2008 E90 M3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Brossard , Canada iTrader: (0)	when you wont even step on the go pedal ,on a deserted road, when a rs4 pulls up and wants to race just for 5 seconds, so you don't break your douchebag ego in case you dont pull ahead. __________________ BLOME !!! MW E92 , Turner test pipes , Vorsteiner Titanium catback, TMS spacers, ESS remap , KW sleeves.
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01-16-2013, 06:56 PM	#73
1MtoM3 HayZeus 17 Rep 302 Posts Drives: 2008 E90 M3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Brossard , Canada iTrader: (0)	when you wouldnt even eat Jessica Alba's ass in your car 'cause you wanna preserve the leather! (i would drink her dirty bath water) __________________ BLOME !!! MW E92 , Turner test pipes , Vorsteiner Titanium catback, TMS spacers, ESS remap , KW sleeves.
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01-16-2013, 07:01 PM	#74
1MtoM3 HayZeus 17 Rep 302 Posts Drives: 2008 E90 M3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Brossard , Canada iTrader: (0)	When your date says : " lets have sex in your car" , and you reply: " ok, my other car is at home " __________________ BLOME !!! MW E92 , Turner test pipes , Vorsteiner Titanium catback, TMS spacers, ESS remap , KW sleeves.
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//M Powered New Member 0 Rep 17 Posts Drives: 09silvstone metallic w/red fox Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Redwood city iTrader: (0)	When an officer pulls you over and is in the process of writing you a ticket and he's asking stats on your car...(yes this happened to me)
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01-16-2013, 09:02 PM	#85
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01-16-2013, 11:23 PM	#88
spyderco10 Colonel 63 Rep 2,427 Posts Drives: AW E92 M3 6MT Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Honolulu, HI iTrader: (0)	when unsolicited male attention suddenly increases at parking lots and gas stations. __________________ “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” - John 3:16
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