Class 5 Clinger

Maestro · 03-08-2010, 11:07 AM

A good friend of mine had a great way with dealing with crazy people, he simple made them think he was crazier than them. One thing crazy people understand and recognize is someone who is crazier than them.

I have seen this work for him with both GF and hitchhikers.

MadDog · 03-08-2010, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

So I met this chick at a bar on thursday, took her home, banged her, and now she won't leave me alone. She is constantly texting me, wants sex 24/7, and keeps asking if she is being clingy and asking what are we etc. She has slept over every night since then and has been raping me, lol. This is the last thing that I need right now!

Karma is such a cruel cruel bitch. Last girl I bitched about her not talking enough, not wanting to hang out enough, not being committed, etc, then bam right in my face I get a class 5 clinger.

I'm not asking advice, but just curious who here has a funny class 5 clinger story?

I've had maybe 4-5 of them in the past. My most recent one before this was a baby crazy maternity nurse who was 8 years older than me. We had a mutual friend and hooked up one night after dancing in a club. Then a week later she moves her shit into my place, while I was at work. Oh and how did she get a key, bitch stole one... I got really really lucky with that one, because after a week of dealing with her shit I was getting off of active duty and was moving back home anyways. Long story short I moved her stuff to her friends house and went back home...

Your next move:

PIITB

Derek Zoolander · 03-08-2010, 12:15 PM

Stage 5 clinger. Get it right!

Gavin@MMW · 03-08-2010, 07:17 PM

[QUOTE=Aonarch;6861889]So I met this chick at a bar on thursday, took her home, banged her, and now she won't leave me alone. She is constantly texting me, wants sex 24/7, and keeps asking if she is being clingy and asking what are we etc. She has slept over every night since then and has been raping me, lol. This is the last thing that I need right now!

Im going to go ahead and file this under "Not An Issue"

silvergray545 · 03-08-2010, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

Your next move:

PIITB

This is only hilarious because it's coming from you. Haha

MadDog · 03-08-2010, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

This is only hilarious because it's coming from you. Haha

Skittles, WTF are you implying ??

silvergray545 · 03-08-2010, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

Skittles, WTF are you implying ??

Ooohhhh nothing.

You just crack me up.

MadDog · 03-09-2010, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Ooohhhh nothing.

You just crack me up.

Well, I'm glad I can do something to brighten your day.

silvergray545 · 03-09-2010, 12:43 PM

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Maestro Major 1013 Rep 1,268 Posts Drives: 2007 335i Sedan, 2021 X3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Philadelphia iTrader: (0)	A good friend of mine had a great way with dealing with crazy people, he simple made them think he was crazier than them. One thing crazy people understand and recognize is someone who is crazier than them. I have seen this work for him with both GF and hitchhikers.
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Derek Zoolander Banned 90 Rep 1,873 Posts Drives: 09 E90 M-Sport Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Nashua, NH iTrader: (0)	Stage 5 clinger. Get it right! Last edited by Derek Zoolander; 03-08-2010 at 10:51 PM..
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Gavin@MMW Brigadier General 406 Rep 3,879 Posts Drives: MMW Supercharged E90 328i Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 818/805 iTrader: (18)	[QUOTE=Aonarch;6861889]So I met this chick at a bar on thursday, took her home, banged her, and now she won't leave me alone. She is constantly texting me, wants sex 24/7, and keeps asking if she is being clingy and asking what are we etc. She has slept over every night since then and has been raping me, lol. This is the last thing that I need right now! Im going to go ahead and file this under "Not An Issue"
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