The different types of M3s in this forum :)

dirplay2000 · 08-24-2012, 04:53 PM

Great, I spent $70K on a Civic

808@702 · 08-24-2012, 05:00 PM

Surfer M3 = Any M3 with roof racks.

Evolved M3 · 08-24-2012, 05:04 PM

i guess i got a Real Serious Sleek M3. You guys make me jealous with your Ass Stripper Box and Sleek Auto Civic's. Mine just sounds normal....no fun.

///Machine · 08-24-2012, 05:05 PM

I almost forgot the M&M M3.
The M Performace M Parts M Exclusive M Edition M3 released in the United KingdoM before the OlyMpics.

skypx · 08-24-2012, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nine

You need a new job.

and a life

///Machine · 08-24-2012, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skypx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nine

You need a new job.

and a life

Thanks, but no thanks. Very happy with my life and job. Now, how'd guys like some sense of humor?

LucWerkz · 08-24-2012, 05:22 PM

VTEC M3 = supercharged M3

rantarM3 · 08-24-2012, 05:32 PM

You also have two kinds of M3's that are out-of-the-box faster than the rest - those with ZCP and those made on or after 2011 (with the current DME software).

MWFR12 · 08-24-2012, 05:35 PM

Mint M3: any M3 for sale
Well-deserved M3: because I worked hard for my good grades

ThunderMoose · 08-24-2012, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altabay

Mint M3: any M3 for sale
Well-deserved M3: because I worked hard for my good grades

+1

the_road_less_traveled · 08-24-2012, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nine

You need a new job.

I concur!

the_road_less_traveled · 08-24-2012, 05:57 PM

How bout Stank M3: For those that bust ass in any non-vert M3!?

tibra1 · 08-24-2012, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nine

You need a new job.

Trying to be nice..?

LarThaL · 08-24-2012, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///Machine

For the sake of some TGIF fun….am I missing any type below? Am I wrong in any definition?

Feel free to correct me or add to the list below.

I'll take a poor, fat, stripper any time.

- Civic M3: any E90/E92 without competition package
- Serious driver M3: Any 6MT
- Neutered M3: any M3 with average mpg >= 22 (?)
- Auto M3: any DCT
- Real M3: AW E92, FR Extended, CF Roof
- Stripper M3: any M3 with SpeedCloth, no iDrive, no bells and whistles
- Ass Man M3: any E90
- Fat M3: any E93
- Lookers M3: any E93
- Poor M3: any leased M3
- Rich M3: any non-leased M3
- Family M3: any E90
- Biker M3: any E93
- Sleek M3: any E92
- Box M3: any E90
- Fake M3: any 335 modded to look alike

EDIT: adds
- Riff Raff M3: any e9x M3, 2009 or older, leased, non CPO
- Douche M3: whatever M3 OP drives
- Sasquatch M3: E92 w/ sunroof ...often talked of...never seen

And I thought I had too much time on my hands

CityOfAngels · 08-24-2012, 06:30 PM

How about a retard M3, an E9X where the owner is the OP?

GIdriver · 08-24-2012, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LarThaL

And I thought I had too much time on my hands

But just for the fun of it, Civic M3 here, and loving it!!!

MKE_M3 · 08-24-2012, 06:49 PM

very funny thread, props OP!!

MKE_M3 · 08-24-2012, 06:50 PM

Fast M3 = any M3 made 2011 and after
Faster M3 = any M3 with ZCP

jra85 · 08-24-2012, 06:57 PM

I vote that "Real M3: AW E92, FR Extended, CF Roof" be renamed to "Cliché M3"

(Disclaimer: I own one)

JulieDriving · 08-24-2012, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdemetry

very funny thread, props OP!!

+1

HotIce · 08-24-2012, 07:46 PM

I smell Riff Raff in here.

///Machine · 08-24-2012, 08:33 PM

I thought we all could use some humor after so many fights I read lately.

I know I can't pease all, but I am glad many enjoyed the thread.

Thanks for the ones who gave support and for the very funny new additions to the list.

Awesome. Happy Friday everyone!

08-24-2012, 04:53 PM	#23
dirplay2000 New Member 0 Rep 17 Posts Drives: 13 cayenne S/11 E92 M3 6MT Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: So cal iTrader: (0)	Great, I spent $70K on a Civic __________________ http://www.bimmerpost.com/forums/att...8&d=1204654487
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08-24-2012, 05:00 PM	#24
808@702 8th BMW, 520th Surfboard 498 Rep 1,215 Posts Drives: My girlfriends crazy! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Las Vegas, Nv. and Honolulu, Hi. and Seattle Wa. iTrader: (0)	Surfer M3 = Any M3 with roof racks.
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08-24-2012, 05:04 PM	#25
Evolved M3 Private First Class 19 Rep 159 Posts Drives: 2008 E92 M3 6MT Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: NJ iTrader: (0)	i guess i got a Real Serious Sleek M3. You guys make me jealous with your Ass Stripper Box and Sleek Auto Civic's. Mine just sounds normal....no fun. __________________ -ASR Engineering Exhaust - ASR Engineering X-Pipe - Macht Schnell Filter - -ESS TUNING VT2585-
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08-24-2012, 05:05 PM	#26
///Machine Second Lieutenant 11 Rep 260 Posts Drives: '13 E92 M3 / '11 X5d Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: CT iTrader: (0)	I almost forgot the M&M M3. The M Performace M Parts M Exclusive M Edition M3 released in the United KingdoM before the OlyMpics. __________________ Now: 2013 SG ZCP E92 M3; 2011 DSB X5d Before: 2011 JZB E93 M3; 2008 Monaco Blue E90 328i; 2002 E46 Steel Blue 325i
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08-24-2012, 05:22 PM	#29
LucWerkz Banned 78 Rep 1,237 Posts Drives: e70 X5 4.8i (Temporarily) Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: DC/VA/MD/PA iTrader: (1)	VTEC M3 = supercharged M3
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08-24-2012, 05:32 PM	#30
rantarM3 Captain 205 Rep 729 Posts Drives: E90 M3 Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Florida iTrader: (3)	You also have two kinds of M3's that are out-of-the-box faster than the rest - those with ZCP and those made on or after 2011 (with the current DME software).
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08-24-2012, 05:35 PM	#31
MWFR12 Private 9 Rep 55 Posts Drives: 2012 E92 MW/FR Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: CA iTrader: (0)	Mint M3: any M3 for sale Well-deserved M3: because I worked hard for my good grades
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08-24-2012, 05:57 PM	#34
the_road_less_traveled Id rather be boating... 67 Rep 1,097 Posts Drives: Baja 26 Outlaw Join Date: May 2012 Location: the lake iTrader: (3)	How bout Stank M3: For those that bust ass in any non-vert M3!?
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08-24-2012, 06:30 PM	#37
CityOfAngels Enlisted Member 32 Rep 39 Posts Drives: W211 E55 AMG Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Bay Area, CA iTrader: (0)	How about a retard M3, an E9X where the owner is the OP?
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08-24-2012, 06:49 PM	#39
MKE_M3 Lieutenant Colonel 65 Rep 1,705 Posts Drives: 2011 e90 M3 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Milwaukee, WI iTrader: (0)	very funny thread, props OP!! __________________
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08-24-2012, 06:50 PM	#40
MKE_M3 Lieutenant Colonel 65 Rep 1,705 Posts Drives: 2011 e90 M3 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Milwaukee, WI iTrader: (0)	Fast M3 = any M3 made 2011 and after Faster M3 = any M3 with ZCP __________________
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08-24-2012, 06:57 PM	#41
jra85 M3NTAL 132 Rep 608 Posts Drives: 2011 E92 M3 ZCP Join Date: May 2010 Location: Long Island, NY iTrader: (1)	I vote that "Real M3: AW E92, FR Extended, CF Roof" be renamed to "Cliché M3" (Disclaimer: I own one)
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08-24-2012, 07:46 PM	#43
HotIce Banned 74 Rep 449 Posts Drives: 2013 BMW M3 Join Date: May 2010 Location: I'm not telling some creeper where I live! iTrader: (0)	I smell Riff Raff in here.
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08-24-2012, 08:33 PM	#44
///Machine Second Lieutenant 11 Rep 260 Posts Drives: '13 E92 M3 / '11 X5d Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: CT iTrader: (0)	I thought we all could use some humor after so many fights I read lately. I know I can't pease all, but I am glad many enjoyed the thread. Thanks for the ones who gave support and for the very funny new additions to the list. Awesome. Happy Friday everyone! __________________ Now: 2013 SG ZCP E92 M3; 2011 DSB X5d Before: 2011 JZB E93 M3; 2008 Monaco Blue E90 328i; 2002 E46 Steel Blue 325i
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