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11-06-2007, 02:47 PM | #1 |
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Allegedly true police comments
These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:
16. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 14. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." 13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." 12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." 11. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" 10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" 9. "Warning?! You want a warning? OKAY, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." 8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" 7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop." 6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." 5. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." 4. "How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?" 3. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." 2. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." AND THE WINNER IS.... "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here. "
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11-06-2007, 03:31 PM | #3 |
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Nice one Floyd!
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11-06-2007, 04:11 PM | #4 |
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You're right, the last one is the best!
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nice!!
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This one is good..
13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
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All true.
My personal fave was SHUT YOUR FACE! Popped for PI in college. On the way to the jail, handcuffed, raining, at a stop light, I said if you let me out here I will find my way. He turned around and said SHUT YOUR FACE and cold cocked me right in the mouth. I laughed at him, dumb, and said he hit like a girl...well you can figure what happened next.
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9. "Warning?! You want a warning? OKAY, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." 11. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
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hahaha sweet
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