Blind Date

Tondtar · 03-03-2010, 12:14 PM

A man who lived in an apartment thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.

He looked up to see where it came from just in time to see a young woman looking down.

"Is this yours?" he asked.

"Yes, " She said, "could you bring it up?"

On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink.

As she was very attractive he agreed.

Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty. Would you like to join me?"

He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal.

As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"

The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"

"No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye."

PINeely · 03-03-2010, 12:41 PM

I GET IT

Tondtar · 03-03-2010, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by PINeely

I GET IT

Spec 1 · 03-03-2010, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

I love a good bad joke.

Kroy · 03-03-2010, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Spec 1

I love a good bad joke.

yeah. always give me a chuckle.

Kensta335 · 03-03-2010, 02:47 PM

Meh. This is probably your worse one, Tondtar

Hawkeye · 03-03-2010, 03:16 PM

HAHA, Love this joke. Nice!

Tondtar · 03-03-2010, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Spec 1

I love a good bad joke.

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Originally Posted by Kroy

yeah. always give me a chuckle.

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Originally Posted by Kensta335

Meh. This is probably your worse one, Tondtar

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Originally Posted by Hawkeye

HAHA, Love this joke. Nice!

The first 3 can STFU ....and you are my best bud now, Hawkeye.

Spec 1 · 03-03-2010, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

The first 3 can STFU ....and you are my best bud now, Hawkeye.

Hey dick I said I liked it

It's a bad joke, but it's a good bad joke. That's entirely my type of humor.

Tondtar · 03-03-2010, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Spec 1

Hey dick I said I liked it

It's a bad joke, but it's a good bad joke. That's entirely my type of humor.

I was

ing and not being

. You off da hook.

BMW F22 · 03-04-2010, 12:41 AM

I think I was the first one to read the thread but didn't comment. lol I wanted to see what others say before I join in and say that that was a very bad joke.

freaking tondtar

SoYank · 03-09-2010, 09:27 PM

I liked it.

03-03-2010, 12:14 PM	#1
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1072 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	Blind Date A man who lived in an apartment thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from just in time to see a young woman looking down. "Is this yours?" he asked. "Yes, " She said, "could you bring it up?" On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty. Would you like to join me?" He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?" The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?" "No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye."
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03-03-2010, 12:41 PM	#2
PINeely Lieutenant Colonel 1086 Rep 1,912 Posts Drives: 2013 535i, 2015 Tundra 1794 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Jackson, MS iTrader: (2)	I GET IT
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Kensta335 Brigadier General 161 Rep 3,637 Posts Drives: 335i Coupe Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: So Cal 626 iTrader: (4)	Meh. This is probably your worse one, Tondtar
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Hawkeye Brigadier General 2070 Rep 4,365 Posts Drives: '07 Z4 Coupe, '21 X3, '16 GMC Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Iowa iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 GMC Sierra SLT [10.00] 2008 Yamaha R6 [9.00]	HAHA, Love this joke. Nice! __________________ 2007 Z4 3.0si Coupe • 6 MT • Black Saphire Metallic • PP • SP 2016 GMC Sierra SLT Z71 Premium Plus 4x4 2017 Harley StreetGlide • Denim Black • V&H Tune 2021 BMW x30i • Phytonic Blue Metallic • Fully loaded
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BMW F22 Major General 3566 Rep 9,788 Posts Drives: ///M235i Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (8)	I think I was the first one to read the thread but didn't comment. lol I wanted to see what others say before I join in and say that that was a very bad joke. freaking tondtar
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03-09-2010, 09:27 PM	#12
SoYank Major General 571 Rep 7,519 Posts Drives: 2009 E90 335i MT Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vinton, Virginia iTrader: (1) Garage List 2009 BMW E90 335i S ... [9.00]	I liked it. __________________ **2009 E90 335i Montego Blue · Black Leather · Burl Walnut · 6MT · US Spec** SatNav • ZPP • ZCW • 6FL • TPMS • iDrive • PDC • HWS • Xenons • BMW Assist • Power Rear Sunshade • Logic 7 European Taillights • Rear Foglamp • OEM Alarm • PicoTray • DataToys XM-DVR • Multi-view Processor Quaife ATB LSD • Short Shift Knob • Hartge Anti-Roll Bars • AP Racing Front Brakes • 19" Style 269
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