Girls Vs Guys

[klipseracer]

Originally Posted by Prowess Symphony

Yup, ive contributed to some of those views.

Remember that thread I posted with my car and girl and how crazy and stupid everybody got? The guys on this site are nuts.

Because I think a lot of guys that own these cars are compensating. If you have a 335i and don't have a girlfriend, yet want one, Bingo!

I'm going on an international search for my next woman so I have an excuse, at least for the time being

[deletedelete]

Most guys need to get laid more is all. I had sex sunday night while another girl watched, nothing monday, then a quickie this morning. So i dont need to surf for porn or constantly get crazy over boobs.

I recommend an asian massage parlor for the chaps on this forum. Its like 90 bucks for "the girlfriend experience". Enjoy and if your in MD, tell them I sent you, lol.

[bsamoul]

Originally Posted by klipseracer

Because I think a lot of guys that own these cars are compensating. If you have a 335i and don't have a girlfriend, yet want one, Bingo!

I'm going on an international search for my next woman so I have an excuse, at least for the time being

is that because your car isn't finished yet? jk

[Bimmer This]

Originally Posted by klipseracer

Because I think a lot of guys that own these cars are compensating. If you have a 335i and don't have a girlfriend, yet want one, Bingo!

I recommend an asian massage parlor for the chaps on this forum. Its like 90 bucks for "the girlfriend experience". Enjoy and if your in MD, tell them I sent you, lol.

My 335 hasn't gotten me any women yet........I must be doing something wrong. Advice anyone?



Next time I'm in MD, I know who I'm hanging out with. Asian message parlor's with happy endings...........me luv you long time!

[Javi335]

Originally Posted by canthink344

How many girls and guys are on this forum?

Im afraid females votes comes from trolls who really are insane guys playing be girls, so the question should be:

who many real girls and non transvestite guys are on this forum?

jajaja, just joking mates, dont kill me

[deletedelete]

Originally Posted by Bimmer This

Next time I'm in MD, I know who I'm hanging out with. Asian message parlor's with happy endings...........me luv you long time!

I dont know where you are from, but a rub and tug is a friday afterwork routine for most folks. We even got websites about it around here.

http://easternhealth.yolasite.com/

[Bimmer This]

Originally Posted by Prowess Symphony

I dont know where you are from, but a rub and tug is a friday afterwork routine for most folks. We even got websites about it around here.

http://easternhealth.yolasite.com/

We have them here, but they always get raided and broken up. You have know people who knows other people.

[deletedelete]

Originally Posted by Bimmer This

We have them here, but they always get raided and broken up. You have know people who knows other people.

They dont call me symphony because I play in a band, its because I make the ladies sing.

[Bimmer This]

Originally Posted by Prowess Symphony

They dont call me symphony because I play in a band, its because I make the ladies sing.

To what tune? MD women must be as easy?

[deletedelete]

Originally Posted by Bimmer This

To what tune? MD women must be as easy?

haha, I dont know about MD women. I roll with the euro girls from the UK, Greece and Romania. American girls watch twilight...........rofl! Im just funning.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Bimmer This

To what tune? MD women must be as easy?

Excuse me?

[Bimmer This]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Excuse me?

You don't count. You're from Utah! LOL

[bsamoul]

Originally Posted by Bimmer This

To what tune? MD women must be as easy?

probably not as easy as cali girls

[Javi335]

by the way, if any non married woman here want's to come to Spain, and taste a handsome young gentle euro-latin lover im opened to consider any offer.

To mature woman, kinda son love mixed with powerfull sex is gonna be a great experencie to release stress, felt younger and to eliminate grease.

Now im not joking, maybe a little bit drunk but not joking.

I adoooooore the women

[Bimmer This]

Originally Posted by Prowess Symphony

haha, I dont know about MD women. I roll with the euro girls from the UK, Greece and Romania. American girls watch twilight...........rofl! Im just funning.

Where are you finding all these Euro girls here is the US?

[deletedelete]

Originally Posted by Bimmer This

Where are you finding all these Euro girls here is the US?

I live with them, lol. My girl is from greece and we go there alot. And we went to a euro college here in the usa.

[Bimmer This]

Originally Posted by bsamoul

probably not as easy as cali girls

I'm in the wrong state!

[bsamoul]

Originally Posted by Bimmer This

I'm in the wrong state!

lol just move to socal. guarantee it will be better than anything you have there. lol

[deletedelete]

Originally Posted by Bimmer This

I'm in the wrong state!

Where is westminster? Isnt that in MD?

[Bimmer This]

Originally Posted by Prowess Symphony

I live with them, lol. My girl is from greece and we go there alot. And we went to a euro college here in the usa.

I bow down to you master! Teach me your ways.

[Bimmer This]

Originally Posted by Prowess Symphony

Where is westminster? Isnt that in MD?

CO

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Bimmer This

You don't count. You're from Utah! LOL

I lived in Maryland for a long time.