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      09-22-2007, 10:55 AM   #23
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Condoms have Boost leaks as well ...
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      09-22-2007, 11:12 AM   #24
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long live the "pull out" method.................
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where's the GB thread for that japanese blow-up doll??
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      09-22-2007, 05:51 PM   #27
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i dont think ill ever be too lazy to "fuck a girl"....
wait till the years catch up with you...
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So i hear that japanese condoms are ranked #1.......haha i didnt know that, this is according to this girl thats talking to me right now.....im searching google to find out what brand they are and where to buy and why they're ranked #1. In the mean time, give your guy's input
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      09-22-2007, 08:57 PM   #30
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i wouldnt be surprised.... hes a fob douchebag.

japanese are crazy motherfuckers they have these machines where u just sit on and if ur too lazy to fuck a girl it'll do it for you LOL
http://www.sybian.com/

Check this out. It's an American invention. It was featured on Howard Stern multiple times. Go to U-Porn and you should be able to fine a clip.
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      09-22-2007, 09:07 PM   #31
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wow japanese condoms!
thats cool... they must be really really small tho right?


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where's the GB thread for that japanese blow-up doll??
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      09-22-2007, 10:06 PM   #33
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i want to buy one! lol
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wow those dolls look SICK!
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hahaa this thread got funny....

but yea, just pulling out isnt enough for me though when a girl doesnt take birth control pills or i dont know her well enough, HOWEVER, the last 2 girls i had sex with asked if i was clean and I asked them if they were clean and if they take B-control, after replying yes to all, they asked if they could take the condom off........which i know is wrong but in the heat of the moment its kinda hard to deny. But im hoping that these new condoms will be so good that i wont have to be bummed about using a condom.
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hahaa this thread got funny....

but yea, just pulling out isnt enough for me though when a girl doesnt take birth control pills or i dont know her well enough, HOWEVER, the last 2 girls i had sex with asked if i was clean and I asked them if they were clean and if they take B-control, after replying yes to all, they asked if they could take the condom off........which i know is wrong but in the heat of the moment its kinda hard to deny. But im hoping that these new condoms will be so good that i wont have to be bummed about using a condom.
never trust a girl when she says shes on the pill
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      09-23-2007, 07:21 AM   #38
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hahaa this thread got funny....

but yea, just pulling out isnt enough for me though when a girl doesnt take birth control pills or i dont know her well enough, HOWEVER, the last 2 girls i had sex with asked if i was clean and I asked them if they were clean and if they take B-control, after replying yes to all, they asked if they could take the condom off........which i know is wrong but in the heat of the moment its kinda hard to deny. But im hoping that these new condoms will be so good that i wont have to be bummed about using a condom.
if you dont know a girl well enough that she has to ask you if your clean

you need to keep that shit on

people dont seem to realize its their life they are risking




given how fucking stupid people are, especially americans, and especially airhead girls (sorry); you really think they have the best judgement, or the dude last week she asked the same thing to didnt lie through his teeth?



nah its not hard, not even in the "heat of the moment"
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      09-23-2007, 07:27 AM   #39
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if you dont know a girl well enough that she has to ask you if your clean

you need to keep that shit on

people dont seem to realize its their life they are risking




given how fucking stupid people are, especially americans, and especially airhead girls (sorry); you really think they have the best judgement, or the dude last week she asked the same thing to didnt lie through his teeth?



nah its not hard, not even in the "heat of the moment"
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never trust a girl when she says shes on the pill


Trust no girl.

bitches are shady... i caught a case with one and now facing sexual battery charges
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Don't trust girls that say they are on BC pills...that's how my friend got trapped with a kid and had to marry her....he's miserable now...


the whole time she claimed she was taking BC pills, bitch was taking Flinstones Vitamin....shady
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      09-23-2007, 10:39 AM   #42
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Don't trust girls that say they are on BC pills...that's how my friend got trapped with a kid and had to marry her....he's miserable now...


the whole time she claimed she was taking BC pills, bitch was taking Flinstones Vitamin....shady
Why do bitches do that shit? Atleast I know these girls pretty well, but with a girl i just met.....id always keep it on. Hhahaha "bitch was taking flinstones vitamin"
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now he's on lockdown all the time, and cannot go out with us anymore...


we used to be tight like Nuns, now we've all gone our separate ways...
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The pull-out method onlly works when you're pulling out of 1) Her mouth, 2) Her ass, and 3) Her Driveway...
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