How NOT to drive the Nurburgring (video)

Dengel · 12-03-2010, 10:34 AM

I dont know if anyone has checked jalopnik today but they just posted this:

The original link can be found here. http://jalopnik.com/5704376/how-not-...he-nurburgring

Dengel · 12-03-2010, 10:37 AM

having trouble embedding the video. can anyone help me out?

GewoW · 12-03-2010, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dengel

I dont know if anyone has checked jalopnik today but they just posted this:

The original link can be found here. http://jalopnik.com/5704376/how-not-...he-nurburgring

Fixed

Dengel · 12-03-2010, 10:42 AM

yea i dont know whats going on with that. Well the link to the page is there

jrlee53 · 12-03-2010, 10:47 AM

Saw it on Jalopnik. Can't believe that turd gets to drive on the ring. His hands where everywhere on the wheel not to mention his driving lines.

radiantm3 · 12-03-2010, 10:55 AM

That was painful to watch.

BMW-NC · 12-03-2010, 11:01 AM

It is worse if you actually understand what they say.....

GewoW · 12-03-2010, 11:01 AM

Dear LORD!!!

GewoW · 12-03-2010, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by BMW-NC

It is worse if you actually understand what they say.....

can you translate some remarkable statements?

NewYearsBoy · 12-03-2010, 01:04 PM

Smooth Is Fast.... Fast Is Smooth....

This KID Going To kill Someone.... Damn.... And He Thinks Is Funny?????

Wtf Is Wrong With People.....

There Comes A Point Where He Should Say To Himself

"ok Im Going To Slow Down Cus I Suck At This..."

Hawk Lax · 12-03-2010, 01:20 PM

Maybe the driver is visually impaired and they other guys is telling him when to turn. I couldn't bear to watch pass the 3:00 minute mark

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MRSSIIM3 · 12-03-2010, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk Lax

Maybe the driver is visually impaired and they other guys is telling him when to turn. I couldn't bear to watch pass the 3:00 minute mark

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you made it past me...i had to stop 45 seconds in hahaha

guy didnt even have mdm on...

GewoW · 12-03-2010, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by hamama3

you made it past me...i had to stop 45 seconds in hahaha

guy didnt even have mdm on...

if he did he would be dead...

Quick6EF · 12-03-2010, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk Lax

Maybe the driver is visually impaired and they other guys is telling him when to turn. I couldn't bear to watch pass the 3:00 minute mark

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LOL I stopped at 2:30 when he drove across the grass!

armyav8tor · 12-03-2010, 02:17 PM

poor car

knifegun · 12-03-2010, 02:36 PM

Holy crap. Why would he or his friend post this anywhere? How embarrassing! That is the worst track driving video I've ever seen. Reminds me of playing Grand Turismo for the first time with a standard controller (i.e. no steering wheel). This guy should be banned from ever driving any car fast.

kaykay · 12-03-2010, 02:41 PM

Wow @ that driving - Hahahaha

jordanfox · 12-04-2010, 02:36 AM

At 5:50, I felt like I was having an earthquake..........

bavarian19 · 12-04-2010, 08:26 AM

reminds me of the bourne films, but with worse driving...

bobbyd1961 · 12-04-2010, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dengel

having trouble embedding the video. can anyone help me out?

what a terrible driver what a terrible camera man

swanny71 · 12-04-2010, 08:52 AM

Drove like it was a lap on Gran Turismo. Twat.

aka_phox · 12-04-2010, 10:57 AM

funny!

12-03-2010, 10:34 AM	#1
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knifegun Major 83 Rep 1,108 Posts Drives: M4 Join Date: May 2008 Location: LA iTrader: (0)	Holy crap. Why would he or his friend post this anywhere? How embarrassing! That is the worst track driving video I've ever seen. Reminds me of playing Grand Turismo for the first time with a standard controller (i.e. no steering wheel). This guy should be banned from ever driving any car fast.
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swanny71 Private First Class 40 Rep 179 Posts Drives: 1M, M135i Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: UK (South West) iTrader: (1)	Drove like it was a lap on Gran Turismo. Twat.
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