Big relationship dilemma, might be jumping to conclusions. Confused, need help

Vic311 · 10-11-2013, 02:24 AM

She wasn't a virgin and either one or both of you had HPV already.

Almost 40% of Americans have it, but as said, most are asymptimatic. It's potentially harmful for women because it can develop to cervical cancer. For guys it's a minor nussiance.

Wrap it up buddy or next time it could be the monster

gatorfast · 10-11-2013, 07:28 AM

So the Jew and Christian were clean but the Muslim had an STD? Do you think she maybe works for al-queda?

Billup · 10-11-2013, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by iamblowfish

So fast forward some more: I notice bumps on my p*nis

Scrolled to see if you included cliff notes and saw this...,

Advice? Don't be a fool, wrap your tool. Now YOU are catching the thick end of a stick. Sorry OP.

Greenkirby21 · 10-11-2013, 07:42 AM

Don't be a silly protect your willy

Foxrus14 · 10-11-2013, 07:44 AM

Unless you are also Muslim, it is a moot point... The relationship won't last... move on and fahgetaboutit...!

Billup · 10-11-2013, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenkirby21

Don't be a silly protect your willy

Don't be dumb..., stick it her bum.

Whostheboss · 10-11-2013, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by KwlAznKid

I fuking lolled

Whostheboss · 10-11-2013, 07:53 AM

Genital HPV Infection - Fact Sheet

What is genital HPV infection?

Genital human papillomavirus (also called HPV) is the most common sexually transmitted infection (STI). There are more than 40 types of HPV that can infect the genital areas of males and females. These HPV types can also infect the mouth and throat.

HPV can cause serious health problems, including genital warts and certain cancers. There is no certain way to tell who will develop health problems from HPV and who will not. In most cases HPV goes away by itself before it causes any health problems, and most people who become infected with HPV do not even know they have it.

HPV is not the same as herpes or HIV (the virus that causes AIDS). Both viruses can be passed on during sex, but they have different symptoms and cause different health problems.

Source

Templar · 10-11-2013, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Dashman

TL;DR...PITB

Anal warts.

PINeely · 10-12-2013, 07:56 AM

pt · 10-13-2013, 09:10 AM

When using condoms, make sure they get properly disposed of...

Colt · 10-13-2013, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenkirby21

Don't be a silly protect your willy

Vic311 · 10-13-2013, 03:28 PM

Don't be a fool...wrap your tool.

Mr Tonka · 10-13-2013, 06:34 PM

Dang, next time i'll be sure to quote the OP before the embarrassment forces them to delete it.

Litos · 10-13-2013, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pt

When using condoms, make sure they get properly disposed of...

goddamn !!!!! HAHAHA !!!!!

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Whostheboss Captain 410 Rep 841 Posts Drives: a 9incher Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: No. Virginia U.S.A. iTrader: (0)	Genital HPV Infection - Fact Sheet What is genital HPV infection? Genital human papillomavirus (also called HPV) is the most common sexually transmitted infection (STI). There are more than 40 types of HPV that can infect the genital areas of males and females. These HPV types can also infect the mouth and throat. HPV can cause serious health problems, including genital warts and certain cancers. There is no certain way to tell who will develop health problems from HPV and who will not. In most cases HPV goes away by itself before it causes any health problems, and most people who become infected with HPV do not even know they have it. HPV is not the same as herpes or HIV (the virus that causes AIDS). Both viruses can be passed on during sex, but they have different symptoms and cause different health problems. Source __________________ WHO'S THE BOSS
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