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      12-05-2017, 05:19 PM   #1035
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couldn't, you forgot the apostrophe. Also, can't would have made more sense from a sentence construction perspective because couldn't is past tense, so you essentially saying that I now, in present tense, can spell.


Now excuse me while I go throw rocks at Audi's from the side of the highway.
You are one of the guys who're coming to a shootout with a knive, huh?
Doesn't matter, Mr. teacher, theres no camray though but a camry...oh, and a gay prius to warm up that running joke.
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      12-06-2017, 08:17 AM   #1036
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You are one of the guys who're coming to a shootout with a knive, huh?
Doesn't matter, Mr. teacher, theres no camray though but a camry...oh, and a gay prius to warm up that running joke.
Possibly, why would I go to a shootout without a basic hand weapon? You're always supposed to carry a knife regardless of where you go.

Actually, there is a Camray. There is also a Camry. Prius is also a great car, far superior to anything that Audi has put out since..., the 900S.
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
- Donald J. Trump.
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      12-06-2017, 09:57 AM   #1037
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      12-06-2017, 10:19 AM   #1038
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Quit fighting with the foreigners
Is outsmarting fighting though?
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
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      12-07-2017, 07:36 PM   #1039
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open up grammar police...time for you teabag.
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      12-08-2017, 08:19 AM   #1040
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
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      12-08-2017, 12:16 PM   #1041
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Open. You're*.
And he took the bait. *tonsil bounce*
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      12-10-2017, 11:22 AM   #1044
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Is outsmarting fighting though?
You can't beat me, I'm medicated
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You can't beat me, I'm medicated
On what, Donepezil?
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
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      12-12-2017, 01:36 PM   #1046
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I've noticed a Snickers ice cream bar that has been in the main kitchen freezer for the past two weeks at work. I'm taking it.
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      12-12-2017, 03:35 PM   #1047
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I've noticed a Snickers ice cream bar that has been in the main kitchen freezer for the past two weeks at work. I'm taking it.
DAMN, statute of abandonment is 2 weeks, during holidays, on ice cream??? Glad you are on the other side of the country!
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      12-12-2017, 04:09 PM   #1048
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I've noticed a Snickers ice cream bar that has been in the main kitchen freezer for the past two weeks at work. I'm taking it.
It was left there by your coworker. A Mr. B. Cosby. Let me know how that goes (in you).

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DAMN, statute of abandonment is 2 weeks, during holidays, on ice cream??? Glad you are on the other side of the country!
Mr. Cosby will be there for you, shortly.
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      12-12-2017, 04:44 PM   #1049
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I've noticed a Snickers ice cream bar that has been in the main kitchen freezer for the past two weeks at work. I'm taking it.
We had a problem recently with people stealing other people's lunches and snacks from the refrigerator on our floor.

I taped a note to the fridge door that read:

"I've poisoned one thing in this refrigerator, good luck with that"

no more thefts

I hope that snickers isn't an Ex-Lax Snickers Bar, you'll know soon enough though
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Whoa boy, onto my list there is an additional box to tick "a life without 3 series dumbasses" Nevermind^^
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      12-23-2017, 01:23 PM   #1053
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Pfff, was a lousy 3xx no M dude
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