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      06-14-2009, 01:01 AM   #1
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Talking Best thing my 2yr. old has ever done;-)

Tonight we got a new sitter. She just turned 18. She is taller than me by about a 1/2 inch and I'm 6ft. She is skinny and super hot. She is legal jailbat.

Anyways while my wife was getting ready she went down with my kids to the finished basment. (I think she caught me checking her out.) then my two year old starts to cry. I can hear her try conformt him with no luck. I walk to the top of the stairs just as she is comming up to ask for help. Shed had short tight shorts and a sexy vneck. About 3/4ths of the way up. My son still in his tantrum grabs her shirt............YANK ...... bra and all WTF it think. She had to but My son down to free her hands to cover herself...

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      06-14-2009, 01:06 AM   #2
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Watch out man.. you might catch a frying pan to the head from the Mrs Though theres nothing like a free show!!!
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im sure someone is bound to do this...
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      06-14-2009, 01:09 AM   #4
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We need pics of this baby sitter ASAP.
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PICTURES??
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      06-14-2009, 01:27 AM   #6
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I would love to post pics but here is the problem. I post pic. Someone who knows her sees pic online. Shell find out and tell her mom what a perv I am. Then her mom will call the mrs and il. Get the pan to the head and a whole lot mor trouble. Would also make quite a stir at work...it's a risk.... But I also see the point of no pic = FAIL...
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      06-14-2009, 01:29 AM   #7
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Pics or GTFO
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      06-14-2009, 01:30 AM   #8
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I would love to post pics but here is the problem. I post pic. Someone who knows her sees pic online. Shell find out and tell her mom what a perv I am. Then her mom will call the mrs and il. Get the pan to the head and a whole lot mor trouble. Would also make quite a stir at work...it's a risk.... But I also see the point of no pic = FAIL...
man, what are the chances seriously? where you do live at anyways?
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I would love to post pics but here is the problem. I post pic. Someone who knows her sees pic online. Shell find out and tell her mom what a perv I am. Then her mom will call the mrs and il. Get the pan to the head and a whole lot mor trouble. Would also make quite a stir at work...it's a risk.... But I also see the point of no pic = FAIL...
Pansy.
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crop her head off!!! body shots would do!!!
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i insist.....liez....pics or gtfo
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      06-14-2009, 08:56 AM   #14
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damn you guys are gonna get this guy in trouble. haha





















post pics anyway
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      06-14-2009, 09:21 AM   #15
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Mods, plz ban OP thx
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I forwarded this thread to your wife.
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I forwarded this wife to your thread
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      06-14-2009, 05:30 PM   #19
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I would love to post pics but here is the problem. I post pic. Someone who knows her sees pic online. Shell find out and tell her mom what a perv I am. Then her mom will call the mrs and il. Get the pan to the head and a whole lot mor trouble. Would also make quite a stir at work...it's a risk.... But I also see the point of no pic = FAIL...
ok just pm me the pics
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That is one smart kid man; you owe him one already .
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I think you should buy a nanny cam..
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geez....18 yr old hot babysitter....and no pics...

FAIL
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