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SoYank · 01-01-2007, 03:38 PM

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now 'cause this is the last stop. And all you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train 'cause we're leaving."

The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your trains, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later the son came out of his bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under the seat. Remember there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey today."

Then the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

Heidelberg328i · 01-01-2007, 04:28 PM

Nice One!!

BMW F22 · 01-01-2007, 05:06 PM

LOL niiice!!

MacAttack · 01-02-2007, 03:16 AM

Good one. Way to start the day. Thx.

Josh49 · 01-02-2007, 10:09 AM

LOL!!! Awesome!!

vivekk · 01-02-2007, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SoYank

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now 'cause this is the last stop. And all you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train 'cause we're leaving."

The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your trains, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later the son came out of his bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under the seat. Remember there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey today."

Then the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

Without a doubt Floyd- your best joke yet- I hope you'll be making an appearance on the UK3 Comedy Stage?!

Viv

06E90Rostik · 01-02-2007, 04:21 PM

Nice one, funniest that I have read up to date

ages944 · 01-11-2007, 11:31 PM

lol, very good

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