How to get laid

JackMac · 02-01-2007, 01:16 PM

At least according to this ad for a BMW on Craigslist:

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/car/271696470.html

(read the ad description)

ScheerSpeed · 02-01-2007, 02:25 PM

hahaha

bavarian19 · 02-01-2007, 03:06 PM

This guy cant even spell...

problesm

JackMac · 02-01-2007, 03:31 PM

And WTF is an M5 kit on a 530? All I see are chrome rims and an aftermarket rear spoiler.

Tony717 · 02-01-2007, 08:49 PM

lol wtf

BMW F22 · 02-01-2007, 09:35 PM

OMG Im speechless...

06E90Rostik · 02-09-2007, 04:39 PM

LOL, an example how NOT to make a listing

monsta · 02-25-2007, 10:24 AM

idiot

MacAttack · 02-25-2007, 08:24 PM

Didn't even clean the interior before he took the pic. Not a good salesman either.

joebaggg · 02-25-2007, 08:38 PM

my old honda accord looked better than that... that was obviously a virgin haha

spacedogg · 02-25-2007, 11:36 PM

Well...I dunno...before I buy this car...I think I'm going to first get a Flowmaster for my car and see how that goes...

and...normally i don't like dropping too much, but he needs to really drop that car...by an inch or so...especially the front.

MaDoose · 03-04-2007, 01:04 AM

i need that car

ALPINE6SPD · 03-08-2007, 02:56 PM

those wheels are so bad I threw up in my mouth

02-01-2007, 01:16 PM	#1
JackMac Recovering BMW Addict 151 Rep 1,914 Posts Drives: <OO (\|\|\|)(\|\|\|) OO> Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Southeast PA iTrader: (7) Garage List 2010 MINI John Coop ... [9.66]	How to get laid At least according to this ad for a BMW on Craigslist: http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/car/271696470.html (read the ad description) Last edited by JackMac; 02-01-2007 at 02:18 PM..
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02-01-2007, 02:25 PM	#2
ScheerSpeed Major General 415 Rep 5,767 Posts Drives: '13 F30 Estoril M-Sport 335i Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Miami, FL iTrader: (14)	hahaha
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02-01-2007, 03:06 PM	#3
bavarian19 General 517 Rep 18,858 Posts Drives: Car Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: VA iTrader: (23)	This guy cant even spell... problesm
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02-01-2007, 03:31 PM	#4
JackMac Recovering BMW Addict 151 Rep 1,914 Posts Drives: <OO (\|\|\|)(\|\|\|) OO> Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Southeast PA iTrader: (7) Garage List 2010 MINI John Coop ... [9.66]	And WTF is an M5 kit on a 530? All I see are chrome rims and an aftermarket rear spoiler.
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02-01-2007, 08:49 PM	#5
Tony717 Lieutenant 37 Rep 462 Posts Drives: BMW 335d Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: FL iTrader: (1) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	lol wtf __________________
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02-01-2007, 09:35 PM	#6
BMW F22 Major General 3566 Rep 9,788 Posts Drives: ///M235i Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (8)	OMG Im speechless...
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02-09-2007, 04:39 PM	#7
06E90Rostik 2006 join date crew 182 Rep 1,482 Posts Drives: 2006 325i, 2011 335i Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: CA, Sacramento iTrader: (10) Garage List 2011 335i [10.00] 2006 325i [0.00]	LOL, an example how NOT to make a listing
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02-25-2007, 10:24 AM	#8
monsta Brigadier General 218 Rep 3,592 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bergen County, NJ/Y.O, NY iTrader: (2)	idiot
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02-25-2007, 08:24 PM	#9
MacAttack Colonel 29 Rep 2,134 Posts Drives: fast enough Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Afghanistan iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 BMW [0.00]	Didn't even clean the interior before he took the pic. Not a good salesman either. __________________ 2007 E92 335i Coupe: Monaco Blue/Premium/Sports/Winter Package/Nav/CA/6MT/TT/Active Cruise/Active Steering/iPod/Rear Shade/Tint/Short Shifter/OEM Alum Pedals//
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02-25-2007, 08:38 PM	#10
joebaggg E60 39 Rep 587 Posts Drives: Black Attack Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Middletown, NJ iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 E90 [0.00]	my old honda accord looked better than that... that was obviously a virgin haha __________________
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02-25-2007, 11:36 PM	#11
spacedogg Colonel 194 Rep 2,816 Posts Drives: Debadged Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC iTrader: (0)	Well...I dunno...before I buy this car...I think I'm going to first get a Flowmaster for my car and see how that goes... and...normally i don't like dropping too much, but he needs to really drop that car...by an inch or so...especially the front.
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03-04-2007, 01:04 AM	#12
MaDoose Private First Class 46 Rep 119 Posts Drives: 2020 BMW M2 Competition Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Großlittgen iTrader: (0) Garage List 2020 BMW M2 Competi ... [0.00] 2007 335i Coupe [0.00]	i need that car
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03-08-2007, 02:56 PM	#13
ALPINE6SPD Lieutenant General 156 Rep 10,411 Posts Drives: 2010 BMW 328i Sport Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Highland Lakes NJ iTrader: (2)	those wheels are so bad I threw up in my mouth __________________ 2010 AW e90 328i: 6 speed, Black Leather, Dark Wood trim, ZPP, ZCW, ZVP,ZSP, Nav, Xenon BMW Performance CF Rear spolier and Gloss black grills 2008 Candy White MKV GTI 2.0T 6 Speed Manul Gone 2008 AW X3 3.0si: 6 speed Returned 2006 AW e90 330i: 6 speed Dinan Stage 1 Returned
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