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      06-01-2016, 02:34 PM   #67
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      06-01-2016, 02:34 PM   #68
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Why would you look up erections? Damnit Grimmy..., there you go again with the boner talk.
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      06-01-2016, 02:34 PM   #69
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Fuck all that. I'm sure I could get just as good of results if I had two BMWs in my picture. Shirt stays on, shades are still a must. Picking up a second BMW on my way home.
just use pics of Aatish's fiat.. and lie about your second home in Chicago etc. etc.
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      06-01-2016, 02:35 PM   #70
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Get a boat. Ho's love boats.
Good call. I can't get a boat though. It has to be a yacht.

Aatish you want to go in on a yacht with me? I got like $650 right now. No backing out.
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      06-01-2016, 02:35 PM   #71
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Why would you look up erections? Damnit Grimmy..., there you go again with the boner talk.
think, why would she choose a 13yr old over you? obviously not humor.. or intelligence, or anything.. except 13YR OLD BONER....
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      06-01-2016, 02:37 PM   #72
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When I was 16 years old I hooked up with a 26 year old at a sauna in Boston July 1994, just before the baseball strike. However, since camera phones weren't around and I didn't have a camera handy, I have no pics
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      06-01-2016, 02:37 PM   #73
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Fuck all that. I'm sure I could get just as good of results if I had two BMWs in my picture. Shirt stays on, shades are still a must. Picking up a second BMW on my way home.
Dude, you're way too old for her. You need to strip naked, shave all the hair on your body, and go in to a cold pool for 5 mins.
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      06-01-2016, 02:39 PM   #74
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think, why would she choose a 13yr old over you? obviously not humor.. or intelligence, or anything.. except 13YR OLD BONER....
So the same reason I match with 18 year old chicks on Tinder.
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So the same reason I match with 18 year old chicks on Tinder.
cuz you're a child molester..

but it's ok to be a CHILD molester aka a child who molests adults.. (excluding the long-term effects etc.)
have ever been sucked on (on the HAND/ARM, u perverts) by an infants? those things are born to attach to the breast .. ain't nothing sexual about that.

but obviously 10yrs old probably too young to be having sex, even 13.. but isn't that what u WANTED at that age?.. consequences aside
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      06-01-2016, 02:48 PM   #76
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Get a boat. Ho's love boats.
Good call. I can't get a boat though. It has to be a yacht.

Aatish you want to go in on a yacht with me? I got like $650 right now. No backing out.
Don't sail, but sounds tempting
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Dude, you're way too old for her. You need to strip naked, shave all the hair on your body, and go in to a cold pool for 5 mins.
I mean, I could make this happen.
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I mean, I could make this happen.
get out the lawnmower
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      06-01-2016, 02:58 PM   #79
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My son is only 9 but loves my wife's co-worker (who is hot and 23) so I'll try and steal a pic and post on here. However, if he does bang a hot teacher at age 13-14 I'll tell him good job, while on the news I'll blast the hot teacher for being a child molester
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My son is only 9 but loves my wife's co-worker (who is hot and 23) so I'll try and steal a pic and post on here. However, if he does bang a hot teacher at age 13-14 I'll tell him good job, while on the news I'll blast the hot teacher for being a child molester
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      06-01-2016, 03:36 PM   #82
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      06-01-2016, 04:01 PM   #83
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My son is only 9 but loves my wife's co-worker (who is hot and 23) so I'll try and steal a pic and post on here. However, if he does bang a hot teacher at age 13-14 I'll tell him good job, while on the news I'll blast the hot teacher for being a child molester
Lol, you'd totally be like me if that happened to your family.

I'm trying to raise my kids to have a long childhood. They get to play outside, run around, eat dirt and have secrets. I am aware I'm not yet raising hormone driven monsters but I seriously try give them all the experience of being careless and wild.

I know there are 13 year olds everywhere having sex, but I wouldn't be very happy if my kids were banging someone so much older at that age, and it it was a coach, teacher or a priest, a person I have to trust my child with, they would die. Not my kids, the other person.

A school or a team chooses people who they see fit to take care our trust and the future of out kids. For sure if that happened in my family, I'd be very worried about the disconnection I've developed with my kids. If my kid came to me telling they've met a 24 year old while walking the dogs and they have a strange connection, I'd be willing to chaperone them for a few years while they get to know each other without killing the older person (maybe, I'd try though).
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      06-01-2016, 04:58 PM   #84
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Your delusional--my laptop is sitting next to me as you read this.
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ohhh man social media! shes soo lucky...gets that young ===D. now he has sex tapes with ms.vera to show his homies.

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      06-01-2016, 05:41 PM   #86
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ohhh man social media! shes soo lucky...gets that young ===D. now he has sex tapes with ms.vera to show his homies.
He planned to sell them lately
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I didn't read all of this, just saw the pics.

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My son is only 9 but loves my wife's co-worker (who is hot and 23) so I'll try and steal a pic and post on here. However, if he does bang a hot teacher at age 13-14 I'll tell him good job, while on the news I'll blast the hot teacher for being a child molester
Doing G*d's work man, it's the right thing to do.
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