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      10-29-2009, 09:07 PM   #23
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She is almost 21. I'm getting her into the club because of the owners.

But seriously... 14? Really? we have a bunch of hopeful pedophiles.
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      10-29-2009, 10:05 PM   #24
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underage people? sounds like a place for my Pedobear costume! lol
That would be awesome! If you do...take pics!
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      10-29-2009, 10:27 PM   #25
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wuss up with her nose?
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      10-29-2009, 10:29 PM   #26
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i have to say it, shes a butterface
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      10-29-2009, 10:32 PM   #27
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i have to say it, shes a butterface
DING DING DING, still tapable though.
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      10-29-2009, 10:32 PM   #28
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wuss up with her nose?
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      10-30-2009, 01:02 AM   #29
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so u gonna hit that or wat?
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      10-30-2009, 01:06 AM   #30
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i have to say it, shes a butterface
I'm not going to agree or disagree. How many girls do you know that don't look so great without makeup on? Be as critical as you are here. The answer, is a LOT of them. Besides, how many people fuck with the lights on..
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      10-30-2009, 08:56 AM   #31
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i have to say it, shes a butterface
i dont think her face is that bad.
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      10-30-2009, 09:01 AM   #32
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      10-30-2009, 09:16 AM   #33
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I'm just curious, What is everyone else doing?
Quite rly?


Well, if she keeps up with that diet she will not be your "model friend", but just your friend when she hits 23 ...

Nice body.
Average face.
Gross food.
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      10-30-2009, 10:30 AM   #34
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There are at least two reasons to like your friend.

Yea the bitch has french toast and eggs....
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      10-30-2009, 10:48 AM   #35
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Halloween Horror Nights tonight.
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      10-30-2009, 11:21 AM   #36
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Buncha underaged people going to be there lol just be careful.
Never been to an indoor one, so this might be fun. I even bought a pair of $100 gloves. Never knew people spent so much money on those. I only got like a mid tier pair too.
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Yea the bitch has french toast and eggs....
just trying to feed those sweater puppies.
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      10-30-2009, 11:28 AM   #38
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i dont think her face is that bad.
neither do I
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      10-30-2009, 11:36 AM   #39
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Why do I have this feeling that I'm going to be seeing some of you on

"To Catch a Predator." next week?

Happy Halloween!

Buddy's throwing a party at his penthouse...tons of beer and hoes
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She got no makeup on. She cleans up real nice and that wasn't a very good picture of her. Give it the benefit of the doubt She fine, trust me.


Who wants to guess her age?
LOL i didn't mean she was ugly. i meant she has her twins hanging out.

19? damn, cute but does not age well. i would've said at least 24-25.
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      10-30-2009, 01:23 PM   #41
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I'm not going to agree or disagree. How many girls do you know that don't look so great without makeup on? Be as critical as you are here. The answer, is a LOT of them. Besides, how many people fuck with the lights on..
lol no i agree that there are a lot but ive seen beautiful girls that leave the house with no make up. butterface was too strong of a word. shes ok looking with no make up. i guess im just comparing

and you said that wasnt a good picture so i trust it
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      10-30-2009, 02:17 PM   #42
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ehhh she's not my type, but i wouldn't complain...
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      10-31-2009, 05:19 PM   #43
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LOL i didn't mean she was ugly. i meant she has her twins hanging out.

19? damn, cute but does not age well. i would've said at least 24-25.
I never said 19. IIRC I said almost 21. Either way, a two year difference at this age is actually quite a bit.

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lol no i agree that there are a lot but ive seen beautiful girls that leave the house with no make up. butterface was too strong of a word. shes ok looking with no make up. i guess im just comparing

and you said that wasnt a good picture so i trust it
This was a, "Smile!" shot. I picked up my phone and snapped it. This is why she's got her hands on my sausage.
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List of costumes I thought of and didnt have the balls to be because they were just flat out wrong
1-lawn jockey- jockey costume + lantern
2-asian tourist
3-obama (monkey/gorilla costume with a red tie)
4- pedophile priest- priest costume with a baby superglued to the belt

may the flaming of me begin, but as i said i am not actually any of these things
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