Topic: Christmas Wish List (Twisted Style)

john9 · 12-16-2011, 09:28 AM

Basically it goes like this...

1. Each person responding grants that wish of the person they are responding to; but your granting their wish must be a bit twisted in nature.
2. You make a wish.

Example:
Person 1:
I wish for a million dollars.

Person 2:
I grant your wish and you now have a million dollars... But you live on a deserted island with no one around and nothing to buy.

I wish for a hot wife.

Person 3:
You have your hot wife now... But she leaves you for your son.

I wish for a Corvette.

Please keep your responses clean... But have fun with it.

I'll get us started...

I wish for a Corvette for Christmas.

silvergray545 · 12-16-2011, 10:27 AM

You get a Corvette for Christmas but you total it within the first 5 minutes of driving it.

I wish to get laid tonight.

Boostin FD · 12-16-2011, 10:36 AM

hahah Funny! Okay, i'll bite. You'll get laid tonight, but it'll be a transvestite.

I wish to get ESS V1 Supercharger kit for my M3.

persian54 · 12-16-2011, 12:01 PM

You get your ESS kit, but will never have anyone who can install it for you; it'll just sit in your garage.

I wish for a vacation in Japan and other parts of Asia.

Rookie83 · 12-16-2011, 12:44 PM

You will get your vacation in asia but not before your plane crashes into the ocean first.

i wish it didnt burn when i pee

shazzy04 · 12-16-2011, 01:55 PM

You no longer feel burning when you pee but now you agree to actively take part in bone marrow transplants for a few years

I wish I could just get accepted into dental school and never finish undergrad

Q4P · 12-16-2011, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shazzy04

You no longer feel burning when you pee but now you agree to actively take part in bone marrow transplants for a few years

I wish I could just get accepted into dental school and never finish undergrad

You get accepted into dental school, you graduate and get hit with a malpractice suit for 100's of thousands by your first patient.

I wish for a Nissan Gtr!

Sara · 12-16-2011, 02:38 PM

You get a Nissan GTR but its only a hotwheels

I want a rich husband

CollinsE90 · 12-16-2011, 02:52 PM

You get your rich husband, but he is 5'5 with a 2" penis. He snores loudly, addicted to hookers, blow, and has a hell of an attorney and pre-nup.

I want school to be over.

The Ghost of Tom Joad · 12-16-2011, 03:00 PM

you get school to be over, but your parents and grandparents get to judge you over christmas break nonstop

i want UGR 458 italia TT

shazzy04 · 12-16-2011, 09:47 PM

You get your 458 italia TT but total it right out the lot ( you're safe)

I want to go snowboarding down mount everest.

Bimmer84 · 12-16-2011, 10:38 PM

You get to snowboard down Mount Everest, but run over one of the preserved dead bodies that was never able to be recovered due to harsh weather.

I wish for another tattoo.

B M W · 12-16-2011, 10:59 PM

U get a tattoo, come to find out u got a butterfly on ur lower back..

I want a ...............!

immiketoo · 12-16-2011, 11:37 PM

You get a ..........! But it ........! and you can't ......... ever again without .........!

I want to be a professional ALMS race driver for Flying Lizards team.

lopealle · 12-17-2011, 12:16 AM

You can be ALMS driver but you only get to drive 5hp go-karts

I want a Bugatti

e90fun · 12-17-2011, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lopealle

You can be ALMS driver but you only get to drive 5hp go-karts

I want a Bugatti

you get a bugatti but you drive it into a lake and have millions of people on the interwebs call you by names and your known as that guy who drove his bugatti into the lake.

I want to start work and get out of college..

lopealle · 12-17-2011, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by e90fun

you get a bugatti but you drive it into a lake and have millions of people on the interwebs call you by names and your known as that guy who drove his bugatti into the lake.

I want to start work and get out of college..

You can start work but the next day you get fired for sexually harassing another man

I want my daughter to learn her colors and number before new years

shazzy04 · 12-17-2011, 12:32 AM

your daughter learns colors and numbers tomorrow, but she no longer thinks you're her father

I want to go on vacation

Brey335i · 12-17-2011, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shazzy04

your daughter learns colors and numbers tomorrow, but she no longer thinks you're her father

I want to go on vacation

You go on vacation but bring home an interesting new disease.

I want better presents than last year

shazzy04 · 12-17-2011, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brey335i

You go on vacation but bring home an interesting new disease.

I want better presents than last year

You get better presents but they all contain some form of a newly contractible std

I want my girlfriend to sleep more in the mornings on days off so I can as well.

oneintheory · 12-17-2011, 01:25 AM

your girlfriend gets to sleep more so you can as well, but she decides to adopt two cats who make it their business to watch you have sex from a mere 2 feet away.

i wish for my family to not bother me about religion this holiday season.

haig · 12-17-2011, 01:55 AM

Your family does indeed stop bothering you about religion.. But hire a dime chick to the job and get you to accept Islam.

I wish to one day catch a fly with chopsticks

12-16-2011, 09:28 AM	#1
john9 New Member 68 Rep 24 Posts Drives: BMW 3 Join Date: May 2011 Location: New York iTrader: (0)	Topic: Christmas Wish List (Twisted Style) Basically it goes like this... 1. Each person responding grants that wish of the person they are responding to; but your granting their wish must be a bit twisted in nature. 2. You make a wish. Example: Person 1: I wish for a million dollars. Person 2: I grant your wish and you now have a million dollars... But you live on a deserted island with no one around and nothing to buy. I wish for a hot wife. Person 3: You have your hot wife now... But she leaves you for your son. I wish for a Corvette. Please keep your responses clean... But have fun with it. I'll get us started... I wish for a Corvette for Christmas. __________________ To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world.
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12-16-2011, 10:27 AM	#2
silvergray545 Skittles, OT OG 2337 Rep 649 Posts Drives: Lots of M cars Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cleveland, OH iTrader: (1) Garage List 2016 BMW M3 ZCP [0.00] 2000 BMW M Roadster [0.00] 2004 BMW M3 [0.00] 2014 VW GLI [0.00]	You get a Corvette for Christmas but you total it within the first 5 minutes of driving it. I wish to get laid tonight.
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12-16-2011, 10:36 AM	#3
Boostin FD Bored all the time 382 Rep 2,173 Posts Drives: Batmobile Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Kirkwood iTrader: (2)	hahah Funny! Okay, i'll bite. You'll get laid tonight, but it'll be a transvestite. I wish to get ESS V1 Supercharger kit for my M3. __________________ Current: 2014 991 Turbo RS Past: 15 GT3, 17 R8 SC, Two 16 M4 GTS’s, Two 18 GT350R's, Two 13 RS5’s, 13 M3, 10 R8, 15 M4, 09 M3, 04 M3, 09 S5, 02 M3... It all started with an RX-7 (FD).
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12-16-2011, 12:01 PM	#4
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Rookie83 First Lieutenant 15 Rep 380 Posts Drives: 2009 335i 6mt cpe Join Date: May 2011 Location: DFW iTrader: (1)	You will get your vacation in asia but not before your plane crashes into the ocean first. i wish it didnt burn when i pee
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12-16-2011, 01:55 PM	#6
shazzy04 Lieutenant Colonel 29 Rep 1,864 Posts Drives: '15 F22 M235i Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: South Jersey iTrader: (6)	You no longer feel burning when you pee but now you agree to actively take part in bone marrow transplants for a few years I wish I could just get accepted into dental school and never finish undergrad __________________ 2015 M235i - Mineral Gray/Coral Red - Cold Weather/ Technology/Premium Packages Mods coming soon
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12-16-2011, 02:38 PM	#8
Sara Lieutenant General 5791 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	You get a Nissan GTR but its only a hotwheels I want a rich husband
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12-16-2011, 02:52 PM	#9
CollinsE90 Where my bitches 741 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	You get your rich husband, but he is 5'5 with a 2" penis. He snores loudly, addicted to hookers, blow, and has a hell of an attorney and pre-nup. I want school to be over. __________________
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12-16-2011, 03:00 PM	#10
The Ghost of Tom Joad Banned 20 Rep 44 Posts Drives: B744 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Up In The Air iTrader: (0)	you get school to be over, but your parents and grandparents get to judge you over christmas break nonstop i want UGR 458 italia TT
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12-16-2011, 09:47 PM	#11
shazzy04 Lieutenant Colonel 29 Rep 1,864 Posts Drives: '15 F22 M235i Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: South Jersey iTrader: (6)	You get your 458 italia TT but total it right out the lot ( you're safe) I want to go snowboarding down mount everest. __________________ 2015 M235i - Mineral Gray/Coral Red - Cold Weather/ Technology/Premium Packages Mods coming soon
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12-16-2011, 10:38 PM	#12
Bimmer84 Guardian of the Night 109 Rep 1,831 Posts Drives: 2010 335i M Sport Coupe Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: San Antonio iTrader: (5) Garage List 2010 335i E92 [7.50]	You get to snowboard down Mount Everest, but run over one of the preserved dead bodies that was never able to be recovered due to harsh weather. I wish for another tattoo. __________________ 2010 335i M Sport Coupe -- Black Sapphire Metallic\|Coral Red\|Loaded\|JB4 Stage 3\|BMS DCI\|VRSF DPs\|Camaross 6k AE\|Performance Gloss Black Grilles\|CF Performance Spoiler\|CF Quad Diffuser\|Double Layer Black Chrome Quad Tips\|CF Roundels\|Smoked Reflectors\|Red Cyba Scoops\|193s Painted Lamborghini Metallic Dark Gray
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12-16-2011, 10:59 PM	#13
B M W New Member 0 Rep 21 Posts Drives: B M W Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: My desk iTrader: (0)	U get a tattoo, come to find out u got a butterfly on ur lower back.. I want a ...............!
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12-17-2011, 12:16 AM	#15
lopealle Resident Black Guy 251 Rep 2,302 Posts Drives: Lion Join Date: May 2009 Location: Federal Way, WA iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 M5 [10.00]	You can be ALMS driver but you only get to drive 5hp go-karts I want a Bugatti
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12-17-2011, 12:32 AM	#18
shazzy04 Lieutenant Colonel 29 Rep 1,864 Posts Drives: '15 F22 M235i Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: South Jersey iTrader: (6)	your daughter learns colors and numbers tomorrow, but she no longer thinks you're her father I want to go on vacation __________________ 2015 M235i - Mineral Gray/Coral Red - Cold Weather/ Technology/Premium Packages Mods coming soon
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12-17-2011, 01:25 AM	#21
oneintheory no longer a BMW owner 152 Rep 1,463 Posts Drives: 2011 Ford Edge Sport Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Suffolk/Chesapeake, VA iTrader: (0)	your girlfriend gets to sleep more so you can as well, but she decides to adopt two cats who make it their business to watch you have sex from a mere 2 feet away. i wish for my family to not bother me about religion this holiday season.
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12-17-2011, 01:55 AM	#22
haig Private 11 Rep 51 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Pasadena, CA iTrader: (0)	Your family does indeed stop bothering you about religion.. But hire a dime chick to the job and get you to accept Islam. I wish to one day catch a fly with chopsticks
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