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      12-21-2010, 10:07 AM   #1
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Evil santa gift suggestions...

My friend always throws a christmas party every year. Everyone has to bring a gift. They do evil santa (a twist on secret santa). Has to be under $50.00. And normally it is a funny gift. Sometimes a bag a weed. One person bought a Anime Blow up sex doll. All different types of funny shit. I can't figure what to buy this year, and thought it would be fun to let you guys make some suggestions.
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      12-21-2010, 10:14 AM   #2
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$50 gift card to a strip club... do they even have those?
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      12-21-2010, 10:21 AM   #3
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Flesh light?

Though I'm not sure if they are under $50.
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      12-21-2010, 10:32 AM   #4
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Flesh light?
Okay I change my vote, this is the best idea. They are a little more than $50, but it might be worth it for the reaction.



Or you could always buy a used one. I bet they depreciate pretty rapidly after their first use.
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      12-21-2010, 11:15 AM   #5
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Buy the fleshlight, whoever gets it give him a call 2 weeks later and go over to his place and ask for it back because you want to play the prank again. Bet it isnt in its original wrapper.
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Buy the fleshlight, whoever gets it give him a call 2 weeks later and go over to his place and ask for it back because you want to play the prank again. Bet it isnt in its original wrapper.
haha, that would be awesome!
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Buy the fleshlight, whoever gets it give him a call 2 weeks later and go over to his place and ask for it back because you want to play the prank again. Bet it isnt in its original wrapper.
this
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damn, if evil santa brings a bag of weed as a present, ive been hanging out w/ the wrong santa
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