LOL! Paris Hilton to serve 45 days in jail

Juggs · 05-04-2007, 06:32 PM

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

I cant imagine how many lesbian amature porn vids come out after she gets out :rocks:

BMW F22 · 05-04-2007, 06:51 PM

lol i just read this article on Yahoo! this will teach celebrities a lesson.

just4kickz · 05-04-2007, 06:52 PM

+1... what a dumbass

ChadE · 05-04-2007, 07:46 PM

Ill save her :rocks:

Seriously though that sucks...if i were her i would leave the country and lay low for a while.

SES_D · 05-04-2007, 09:02 PM

Why hasn't she been shot yet?

FirstClass · 05-04-2007, 09:03 PM

EXCELLENT. Time that bitch got some punishment for being a huge tool.

DPritchett · 05-04-2007, 09:06 PM

Just goes to show that the "I'm so hot" defense doesn't work everytime.

fire-n-ice · 05-04-2007, 09:18 PM

Remember this guys: No matter how beautiful she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her shit!

ADHD · 05-04-2007, 09:18 PM

can u say jail lesbian porn!

ctgazer · 05-04-2007, 09:20 PM

lol...she's gonna be somebody's fish...hahaha

ska///235i · 05-04-2007, 11:24 PM

I wanna see her pickin up the soap

Kiemyster · 05-04-2007, 11:51 PM

*screams* Dont drop the soap! ohhh... arghhh... uhhhhh.... UHHHH.... ohhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

LOLLLLL

ScBlacksunshine · 05-04-2007, 11:52 PM

Good Riddance...too bad it isn't 45 yrs instead...

NaViT · 05-04-2007, 11:54 PM

her plastic ass wont last a day in there

RokX · 05-05-2007, 12:01 AM

She's a start, now we just need a few more dumbass celebs to join her. Like ScBlacksunshine said, too bad it wasn't a little longer. Wish I could be there to see her get her ass kicked and raped by some big butch bitch

edgarj · 05-05-2007, 12:38 AM

The worst part was that her moms shouted "can I have your autograph?" to the judge when he pronounced the sentence....... arrogance epitomized. I hope that she gets scisored by a hard, pipe smokin Rosy lookalike when she drops the apricot body-wash in the shower..... and that the DVD is forthcoming.

Wai328 · 05-05-2007, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by edgarj

The worst part was that her moms shouted "can I have your autograph?" to the judge when he pronounced the sentence....... arrogance epitomized. I hope that she gets scisored by a hard, pipe smokin Rosy lookalike when she drops the apricot body-wash in the shower..... and that the DVD is forthcoming.

lol,

her mom is funny....

ZuerstBMW · 05-05-2007, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ska

I wanna see her pickin up the soap

Now thats HOT.

Max_! · 05-05-2007, 02:27 AM

> No matter how beautiful she is,

Are we talking about the same woman?
Paris Hilton is ugly, even after all of the surgery she's had.

She looks like one of those peroxide women in cheap Italian porn movies.

That's probably why she's going to jail eventhough she's sitting on a pile of cash large enough to buy an entire year's supply of BMWs.

> Why hasn't she been shot yet?

'cause then Nicky would take over and she's even worse.

junwoni · 05-05-2007, 06:28 AM

I hate everything about paris hilton, but I have the full length of her video. it sucks anyway. lol.

scottwww · 05-05-2007, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by fire-n-ice

Remember this guys: No matter how beautiful she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her shit!

I don't think this woman qualifies as "beautiful." She is just wealthy.

RokX · 05-06-2007, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Max_!

> No matter how beautiful she is,

Are we talking about the same woman?
Paris Hilton is ugly, even after all of the surgery she's had.

She looks like one of those peroxide women in cheap Italian porn movies.

+1000, she is one of the ugliest "beautiful" celebs I've ever seen. I'm so hot, I'm so hot, no one can touch me. Karma is a bitch......

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