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      03-23-2016, 01:45 PM   #1
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Car covered in spiders WTF

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      03-23-2016, 01:46 PM   #2
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What a nasty web Lexus owners weave.
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      03-23-2016, 01:46 PM   #3
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      03-23-2016, 01:47 PM   #4
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give me a few mins, let me get my girl wet, then spray the car down
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      03-23-2016, 01:47 PM   #5
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What a nasty web Lexus owners weave.
That was bad Verbiage......very bad, no appreciate for you
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      03-23-2016, 01:48 PM   #6
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That was bad Verbiage......vey bad
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      03-23-2016, 01:50 PM   #7
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Wait, I think that's the OP's car.
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      03-23-2016, 01:51 PM   #8
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If there are spiders on it..... there are most certainly spiders, in it.
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      03-23-2016, 02:00 PM   #9
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Looks like you had a nest somewhere on/in the car that just hatched. They are looking for the highest point so they can fly away on the wind (using a small web filament).
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      03-23-2016, 02:01 PM   #10
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There were spiders in it too
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      03-23-2016, 02:06 PM   #11
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You almost certainly have/had a nest somewhere in it, OP. *shudders*



Did you drive it into a lake, or something?
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      03-23-2016, 02:07 PM   #12
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R.I.P. OP.
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      03-23-2016, 02:14 PM   #13
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give me a few mins, let me get my girl wet, then spray the car down


Bring her over, she can wash all my cars
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Kill it with fire.

Time for a new car.
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      03-23-2016, 02:40 PM   #16
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give me a few mins, let me get my girl wet, then spray the car down


Bring her over, she can wash all my cars
not necessary, she can prob hose down your car from across the country

recently, I began stuffing my finger in her ass when she's on top...wow. let's just say my garden is thriving
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Damn, the soft thread done turned smoosh into an animal.
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Don't worry... we know the OP from the watch forum. I am thinking he will have his manservant come and clean the car off then chauffeur him home and dispose of the car properly. It would be unseemly for him to travel in a car that contained more than 3.2% of non-human mass. It would be undignified. Plus, they may have contaminated the stash of Grey Poupon that is, no doubt, in the chilled center console.
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Damn, the soft thread done turned smoosh into an animal.
Uh oh... smoosh has gone full grimlock on us.
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      03-23-2016, 03:40 PM   #21
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holy.. hope spiders don't freak you out.
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      03-23-2016, 03:42 PM   #22
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