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      03-14-2016, 10:46 PM   #1
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Dork ass loser pics of yourself....post 'em

Was looking through my phone and I take a lot of dorky ass pics - I look almost as bad (if not as bad) as the what you think members looks like thread of me. I found a loser ass pic of myself

Why am I doing this?
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Have some confidence, blurring out your face and writing loser on your picture will make it hard for you to ever get laid, even while driving a m3.
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      03-14-2016, 10:52 PM   #4
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Have some confidence, blurring out your face and writing loser on your picture will make it hard for you to ever get laid, even while driving a m3.


I need a confidence booster!
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Have some confidence, blurring out your face and writing loser on your picture will make it hard for you to ever get laid, even while driving a m3.


I need a confidence booster!
Posting in a forum where the male to female ratio is about 100,000 to 3 will probably not get you the confidence booster you seek... Although there's been a metric fuck ton of estrogen around these parts lately...

That said, lose the M shirt... That shit will NOT get you laid... Especially not around these parts... If you have to use a car to get laid, the M won't cut it... There are bentley's and mclaren's parked out on the street right now... The f8x's are like honda civics...
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Posting in a forum where the male to female ratio is about 100,000 to 3 will probably not get you the confidence booster you seek... Although there's been a metric fuck ton of estrogen around these parts lately...

That said, lose the M shirt... That shit will NOT get you laid... Especially not around these parts... If you have to use a car to get laid, the M won't cut it... There are bentley's and mclaren's parked out on the street right now... The f8x's are like honda civics...
Does that mean the 4 door M3 is an Accord?

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Posting in a forum where the male to female ratio is about 100,000 to 3 will probably not get you the confidence booster you seek... Although there's been a metric fuck ton of estrogen around these parts lately...

That said, lose the M shirt... That shit will NOT get you laid... Especially not around these parts... If you have to use a car to get laid, the M won't cut it... There are bentley's and mclaren's parked out on the street right now... The f8x's are like honda civics...
Does that mean the 4 door M3 is an Accord?

They make civics with four doors... But sounds like two doors are more for you... Less carbs - remove the bread kind of thing...
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Posting in a forum where the male to female ratio is about 100,000 to 3 will probably not get you the confidence booster you seek... Although there's been a metric fuck ton of estrogen around these parts lately...

That said, lose the M shirt... That shit will NOT get you laid... Especially not around these parts... If you have to use a car to get laid, the M won't cut it... There are bentley's and mclaren's parked out on the street right now... The f8x's are like honda civics...
Does that mean the 4 door M3 is an Accord?

New accords are dope!
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New accords are dope!
Perhaps your next T-Shirt then?

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      03-14-2016, 11:13 PM   #10
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New accords are dope!
Perhaps your next T-Shirt then?

I need to rock that
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I need to rock that
Or this classy number...
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I can't believe u've done this
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      03-15-2016, 02:37 AM   #13
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Is t there already a thread on this?

I.e. that thread with all the dudes posting their watches beside their car keys or M badges
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The one pinching his nipples?
I think they're gang signs.
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Me and "Randy pobst" lol
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Posting in a forum where the male to female ratio is about 100,000 to 3 will probably not get you the confidence booster you seek... Although there's been a metric fuck ton of estrogen around these parts lately...

That said, lose the M shirt... That shit will NOT get you laid... Especially not around these parts... If you have to use a car to get laid, the M won't cut it... There are bentley's and mclaren's parked out on the street right now... The f8x's are like honda civics...
Does that mean the 4 door M3 is an Accord?

They make civics with four doors... But sounds like two doors are more for you... Less carbs - remove the bread kind of thing...
Will this m3 get me girls?
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Will this m3 get me girls?
LMFAO.


Shit he's in Maryland. Smh.
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Will this m3 get me girls?
LMFAO.


Shit he's in Maryland. Smh.
They have Asians in Maryland? Shit, you learn something new every day...
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Will this m3 get me girls?
LMFAO.


Shit he's in Maryland. Smh.
They have Asians in Maryland? Shit, you learn something new every day...
That's not Asian that's Mexican. The new Asian rice rockets are n55 cars. Sorry white folks.
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